Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:34 pm

I pole danced? Damn, you two should feel honored

Er...did anybody get hurt?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:35 pm

Fiberfar wrote:Ooor we could just stab our eyes out. Less risk of getting a bad sun burn.

Yea, having Irish blood tends to be bad with sunburns...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:36 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I pole danced? Damn, you two should feel honored Er...did anybody get hurt?

Honoured? More like traumatised.... :speech:

Well.... AC and I agreed we wouldn't say anything about that part...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:40 pm

dragon wench wrote:Honoured? More like traumatised.... :speech:

Well.... AC and I agreed we wouldn't say anything about that part...

Let me guess, either you two trampled over everyone else to get closer to the stage, or she started swinging a chair at anything that approached me in a jealous rage, right?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:40 pm

dragon wench wrote:Honoured? More like traumatised.... :speech:

Well.... AC and I agreed we wouldn't say anything about that part...

I heard the screaming...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:43 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Let me guess, either you two trampled over everyone else to get closer to the stage, or she started swinging a chair at anything that approached me in a jealous rage, right?

Well no... not exactly....

And if a chair was involved, I don't think it was in that capacity...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:44 pm

Demortis wrote:I heard the screaming...

Indeed..... but the question BS is no doubt asking, is: "Screaming from which source?"

:speech:

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:46 pm

dragon wench wrote:Indeed..... but the question BS is no doubt asking, is: "Screaming from which source?" :speech:

Well, it was on the verge of blood curtuling(sp?) on my end...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:46 pm

Demortis wrote:I heard the screaming...

I'd assume that was just normal for Shinobis anyway in their line of work.

Fine DW, so she may have stood on the chair to better rant and rail at her competition....same concept.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:48 pm

Bloodstalker wrote: Fine DW, so she may have stood on the chair to better rant and rail at her competition....same concept.

No.. not really. In fact, she definitely wasn't the one on the chair, and it wasn't me either... :devil:

Demortis wrote:Well, it was on the verge of blood curtuling(sp?) on my end...

Just be pleased you weren't closer

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:50 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I'd assume that was just normal for Shinobis anyway in their line of work.

Theres death screams and then theres what I heard that night...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:52 pm

dragon wench wrote:No.. not really. In fact, she definitely wasn't the one on the chair, and it wasn't me either... :devil:

Just be pleased you weren't closer

What, you lucked out and I gave you lap dances too?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:54 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:What, you lucked out and I gave you lap dances too?

Now, now... I thought your nurse told you that it was bad for your condition to excessively dwell on those fantasies...

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:56 pm

Damn, DW. He's having delusions of grandeur again. We better get the tranquilizer darts before he gets excited.

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Damn, DW. He's having delusions of grandeur again. We better get the tranquilizer darts before he gets excited.

*Hands a Tranq gun to AC* Its strong enough to take Rhinos. Feel free to empty the mag.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 6:59 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Damn, DW. He's having delusions of grandeur again. We better get the tranquilizer darts before he gets excited.

Nah... it would be unsporting to knock him out... Maybe we should give him the option of a head start running through the undergrowth and then we could..well.. uhm... stalk him...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:04 pm

Hey, Hey HEY ....I'M the stalker around here. Dammit people, get it together and know your roles. Don't make me get forcefull here.

And to think, I just started out with a simple corner table and a drink....

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:06 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Hey, Hey HEY ....I'M the stalker around here. Dammit people, get it together and know your roles. Don't make me get forcefull here.

And to think, I just started out with a simple corner table and a drink....

Be glad thats all your delusions let you believe...

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:14 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Don't make me get forcefull here.

And to think, I just started out with a simple corner table and a drink....

*sniffs* And here I was... ready to offer sympathy and present you with [url="http://www.neuticles.com/"]a solution to your little problem[/url].....

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:17 pm

So, just curious here, was there ever a time I got any respect around here at all?