Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:19 pm

I was almost brought up on manslaughter charges over a hippy once. I got him a bar of soap for his birthday, scared the poor guy to death...literally. Sudden terror induced heart failure.

This line of talk is getting us nowhere fast. Where is my Sex Goddess? She can't exactly slither around enticingly in skimpy leather if she'd worried about brushing up against the unwashed masses and contracting something. Get with the program people.

*Goes back to his booze*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:31 pm

I've been hiding in my temple for days. It's about time some one gave me proper due.

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:38 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:She can't exactly slither around enticingly in skimpy leather if she'd worried about brushing up against the unwashed masses and contracting something. Get with the program people.

Which part bothers you the most, the unwashed masses or contracting something (that haven't been obtained on these forums before)?

I can still offer you my now six weeks of cold, but that is probably not what you meant by giving you your due...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:38 pm

I'd love to give you your proper due anytime. It might result in you dissappearing from here for a few more days, but it at least would have nothing to do with fear.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:12 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:I'd love to give you your proper due anytime. It might result in you dissappearing from here for a few more days, but it at least would have nothing to do with fear.

No it would probably be from disgust...:laugh:

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:29 pm

Fiberfar wrote:Which part bothers you the most, the unwashed masses or contracting something (that haven't been obtained on these forums before)?

I can still offer you my now six weeks of cold, but that is probably not what you meant by giving you your due...

The part where AC isn't writhing around in skimpy outfits. I thought that was self explanatory

@Z- Weasel only spawned you to make my life Hell when he finally left, didn't he?

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:39 am

Bloodstalker wrote:The part where AC isn't writhing around in skimpy outfits. I thought that was self explanatory

There are statements that come to mind.. that are more then likely ban worthy

Fiberfar · Post by **Fiberfar** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:14 am

Demortis wrote:There are statements that come to mind.. that are more then likely ban worthy

You mention that quite often......

I DARE YA!

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:16 am

Fiberfar wrote:You mention that quite often......

I DARE YA!

Yeah, Dem. Do it. We're the cool Mods in this thread: we wouldn't just casually ban you...

...Not permanently, at least.

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:25 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Yeah, Dem. Do it. We're the cool Mods in this thread: we wouldn't just casually ban you...

...Not permanently, at least.

If you're the "cool" paren...er, Mods, does that make Fable and Xan the hard-nosed, disciplinarian ones? I hope we aren't going to have to start finishing our homework before we're allowed to go out and play with the other SYMians...

Follow-up: who, exactly, performs the spankings, again?

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:51 pm

Bloodstalker wrote: @Z- Weasel only spawned you to make my life Hell when he finally left, didn't he?

Just carrying on his majestically fantastically magically superb and superfluous legacy.

PS - I hope you are enjoying the living hell.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 4:10 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Yeah, Dem. Do it. We're the cool Mods in this thread: we wouldn't just casually ban you...

...Not permanently, at least.

Actually, I would. But I don't have access to the little red button.

Z: At least you're a bit more polite than your sire was.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:01 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:
Z: At least you're a bit more polite than your sire was.

Why do I suddenly feel like chopped liver?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:31 pm

Now now AC, I wasn't ignoring you

Let me try to save the situation. Exactly how much credit do you want for the way Z turned out?

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:45 pm

*lurks*

All in the family, I say, all in the family...:laugh:

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:48 pm

Maharlika wrote:All in the family, I say, all in the family...:laugh:

It's the only way to keep the bloodline pure.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:49 pm

Maharlika wrote:All in the family, I say, all in the family...:laugh:

Kind of reminds me of a line...
"A game the whole family can play"

Of course both BS and Weasel are sort of from the South.....

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:52 pm

dragon wench wrote:Kind of reminds me of a line...
"A game the whole family can play"
Of course both BS and Weasel are sort of from the South.....

That goes without saying. :laugh:

@AC: No room for hybrids. It dilutes those exquisite genes.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:23 pm

There is no such thing as "sort of" from the south. You either are, or you ain't.

There are other ways to phrase it, but this was the only one I could come up with that wouldn't get me in trouble.

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:35 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:There is no such thing as "sort of" from the south. You either are, or you ain't.

There are other ways to phrase it, but this was the only one I could come up with that wouldn't get me in trouble.

Or perhaps, not having AC's blood in your veins, you were not clever to come up with a way to phrase it. :laugh:

After all, she IS the smart one in the family.