Your Lady of Intimacy Hath Returned

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:44 pm

Suck up.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 9:55 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Suck up.

Suck up what?

Clearly Z inherited both my looks and superior social charm.

I better keep an eye on him. He could be dangerous.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:03 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:Suck up what?

Clearly Z inherited both my looks and superior social charm. I better keep an eye on him. He could be dangerous.

Must resist loaded question.

Don't know about the charm, but I don't think anyone can match your looks, inherited genes or not.

I tried to tell you. To much of his father in that one. I still say he should be put down before he breeds as well.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:07 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Must resist loaded question.

Don't know about the charm, but I don't think anyone can match your looks, inherited genes or not.
I tried to tell you. To much of his father in that one. I still say he should be put down before he breeds as well.

Oh my god! Somebody call the media! He has somehow learned self restraint!

No... Better to wait. Let's see what side of the Force he follows before we do anything.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:13 pm

No need to worry so much, I'll still always prefer being restrained by you.

I've only evolved enough to cover single posts......

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 1:36 am

Aqua-chan wrote:It's the only way to keep the bloodline pure.

And see the wonders it has brought

The Z · Post by **The Z** » Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:39 am

Relax all, I'm perfectly harmless....

Excellent...It's all going according to plan...:devil:

Demortis · Post by **Demortis** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:33 am

The Z wrote:Relax all, I'm perfectly harmless....

Excellent...It's all going according to plan...:devil:

Why does everytime someone say relax, it really means: Time to worry?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:32 pm

Because it hurts less when you don't fight it?

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:33 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:Because it hurts less when you don't fight it?

Did Waverly teach you that?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 2:40 pm

You know, it sounds like something he'd teach, doesn't it? But no, he was more busy keeping me and Ned running in circles trying to cut off Grunt's ear in those days. Don't ask, very little good came out of the whole thing.:speech:

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:25 pm

I suspect it's better off not knowing where you picked up that life lesson then. If not Waverly, well...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Apr 08, 2009 8:39 pm

It is best not to dwell too much on the past. At least until everyone involved has has complete memory loss or is under a gag order.

I will be happy to comment on these things *looks at prospective court dates* anytime after October 15, 2011.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:01 pm

*drapes herself across a chair*

Bored now. Where is my male?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:10 pm

Aqua-chan wrote:*drapes herself across a chair*

Bored now. Where is my male?

*voice from under AC*

You're sitting on me. I was keeping your chair warm, but forgot to turn off stealth mode.

My, you do drape well.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:14 pm

I know you're just trying to cover for your chair fetish.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:21 pm

It ain't exactly the chair that's occupying my attention at the moment here.

*Bounces AC on his knee*

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:45 pm

Bloodstalker wrote:It ain't exactly the chair that's occupying my attention at the moment here.

*Bounces AC on his knee*

I'll stand from here on out, thaks.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 7:55 pm

Killjoy

Luckily, there are other forms of amusement available.

*opens bottle, vacates AC's chair and heads to the nearest table*

Someday, you're gonna realise how rare devotion like mine is dammit.

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Thu Apr 09, 2009 8:00 pm

Bloodstalker wrote: Someday, you're gonna realise how rare devotion like mine is dammit.

I giggled at the prospect.

Though I suppose it's better that you have lips on a bottle. *reclaims chair*