dragon wench wrote:Greetings Robert! Welcome to SYM!
For the first part of your initiation we will be subjecting you to a series of rigorous tests:
1. What, in your estimation, is the best name you can lavish upon a cherished pet?
Well, my name's not Robert, but since he never reacted to your friendly questionaire, I think I'll take the liberty of answering for myself...
"Tits" or alternatively "Sex". It's the perfect excuse to shout that name down the street...any street....anytime...
dragon wench wrote:
2. Do you prefer lasagna, chicken tandoori or poutine? Please provide your reasons in a detailed three paragraph essay.
Lasagna.
If you want any reason - read some "Garfield" comics. I don't want to plagiate Jim Davis here...
dragon wench wrote:
3. Hobbits, Gnomes or Dwarves?
Depends. Are we talking about CRPGs here or about a foursome from your (somewhat creepy) (erotic?) fantasies ?
dragon wench wrote:
4. When backed into a corner do you?:
a) hurl obscenities at your attackers?
b) have a temper tantrum?
c) lash out desperately with any weapon you have handy?
d) provide an aerobics demonstration?
e) enter a trans-like state?
f) Get drunk/stoned/otherwise intoxicated and try to get perpetrator
to (g) strip off her clothes and streak through the neighborhood, if female
OR
to (h) join the drinking/toking/otherwise intoxication and the following harrassment of any females in the vincinity, if male.
dragon wench wrote:
5. Would you rather expound upon Being and Nothingness or Being and Time?
Whatever you'd like to hear, my dear. Honestly !
If you're ready to
(see 4. g), I'm ready to tell you anything...
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Beldin
