Zombie Apocalypse: are you prepared?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:54 pm

carolina17 wrote:I play Resident Evil regularly

This is supposed to reassure us?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jun 29, 2009 9:55 pm

C Elegans wrote::speech: Oh my goodness, a zombie, a zombie!!! :speech:

No, no, not a zombie. I'm zombie proof! I'm like a flower with no pollen -- the bees don't want me. I am the farm field after Agent Orange. I am the expert at the Jedi No-Mind Trick.... "These aren't the brains you're looking for..."

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Tue Jun 30, 2009 2:35 am

carolina17 wrote:I play Resident Evil regularly

I play Fallout regularly. So i know how to defeat those pesky humans

Lady Dragonfly · Post by **Lady Dragonfly** » Fri Jul 03, 2009 8:53 am

Zombies are coming.

@Gwalchmai

I'm like a flower with no pollen -- the bees don't want me.

... you are a postmenopausal woman?..

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:14 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:I play Fallout regularly. So i know how to defeat those pesky humans

So do I, and there is no better way to kill a ghoul than a magazine to the head

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:04 pm

Sain wrote:So do I, and there is no better way to kill a ghoul than a magazine to the head

I beg to differ. A mini nuke to the noggin does a much better job. And there is also a chance to spawn more ghoulies thanks to that radiation

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:53 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:I beg to differ. A mini nuke to the noggin does a much better job. And there is also a chance to spawn more ghoulies thanks to that radiation

Meh, never used Mini Nukes, or any big gun(A3-21 FTW

)

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:12 pm

This was actully a major topic with me and a friend(screw grammer) if the zombies are slow-limping/powerwalking(thanks to rigor-mortis), I'll be safe. If they can climb and run and jump, I'll find somewere "safe", with eggheads looking for a cure/weapon/weakness. If they are spider/human/bloodhound/cheeta hybreds with uber hearing and no safe haven, I only need one bullet, a razor blade, or a few feet of rope.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:38 am

Sain wrote:This was actully a major topic with me and a friend(screw grammer) if the zombies are slow-limping/powerwalking(thanks to rigor-mortis), I'll be safe. If they can climb and run and jump, I'll find somewere "safe", with eggheads looking for a cure/weapon/weakness. If they are spider/human/bloodhound/cheeta hybreds with uber hearing and no safe haven, I only need one bullet, a razor blade, or a few feet of rope.

You have been watching too many hollywood movies. In reality, you wouldn't last five seconds against the hungry hordes of undead. No place will be safe once the apocalypse is upon us.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:14 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:You have been watching too many hollywood movies. In reality, you wouldn't last five seconds against the hungry hordes of undead. No place will be safe once the apocalypse is upon us.

Eh, your most likely right for the last two breeds of zombie, NO ONE would be safe, it would all come down to luck.(I have very good luck)

P.S. Only Zombie movies I've seen are Sean of the Dead, and I am Legend

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:13 am

Sain wrote:P.S. Only Zombie movies I've seen are Sean of the Dead, and I am Legend

Even now they live amongst us. You just need to look a little bit harder to spot 'em.

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:56 pm

i think this thread went a completely different direction to what i had originally planned.

truth be told i actually started it as a semi-serious topic.

still, continue.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 3:44 pm

penguin_king wrote:truth be told i actually started it as a semi-serious topic.

Well, being serious about a topic like this is too dark and macabre for my liking. When something is (or could be) birthed by man's silliness, the best response is usually to be equally silly.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:52 pm

penguin_king wrote:i think this thread went a completely different direction to what i had originally planned.

truth be told i actually started it as a semi-serious topic.

still, continue.

Serious? Really? Zombie Invasion? A Zombie Apocalypse is about as likely as me going to Church.(nigh impossible) The only possibilty of something that happening is if Rabbies has a rapid mutation. That serious enough for you?

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 3:18 am

um i guess... i think i prefer the jokes though.:laugh:

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 4:50 am

penguin_king wrote:um i guess... i think i prefer the jokes though.:laugh:

Jokes it is, then!:laugh:

:laugh:

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 6:56 am

penguin_king wrote:um i guess... i think i prefer the jokes though.:laugh:

With fable around, you can't expect anything to remain serious for long. His only serious posts are those that say "Thread Closed

" With the smiley included for extra effect.

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:36 pm

so even the ones that should be serious struggle to meet that point.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Tue Jul 14, 2009 12:56 pm

penguin_king wrote:so even the ones that should be serious struggle to meet that point.

Pretty much.

Robnark · Post by **Robnark** » Thu Jul 16, 2009 6:06 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Even now they live amongst us. You just need to look a little bit harder to spot 'em.

keep your voice down, you'll ruin everything :mischief: