11. Kill all of the spiders in beregost, then keep the bottle of wine. Periodically drink a few gulps, change to unarmed, and beat imoen, or another wimp in your party
you can also sell all thier equipment and use it to buy mead
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Be super nice to Aerie until she asks to sleep with you. Then proceed to reply, "No thanks, I just can't get over those disgusting lumps of scar tissue on your back." Then put on your coolface (see attachment)
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy." Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
A minor point, Aerie is not to be found in BG1.
What is worse, when I was playing a super-righteous paladin who wouldn't dream of jumping into bed with her without marrying her first, she virtually raped me! And she's supposed to be a goody two-shoes!! :angel:
8. Make Khalid the leader of your party then take a trip to the seaside. Allow him to get kissed to death by Shoal the Nereid. Not only does Jaheira get to watch him die but the last thing he did was cheat on her. Tell Shoal to bring him back to life then send him into battle with Ogre-Droth while he's only got one hit point. Jaheira gets to watch him die again. Fun for all the family.
The meek shall inherit the earth. But think of the tax they'll have to pay.
7. Take Eldoth as the only male in your party. Fill him full of spells and potions to make him butch then go and find Shar-Teel. She will challenge him to a duel and after he has defeated her she will have to beg the man she most despises to be allowed to join the party. Turn her down for being weak. For added humiliation make sure Skie is there to watch.
The meek shall inherit the earth. But think of the tax they'll have to pay.
