Zombie Apocalypse: are you prepared?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:19 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:By becoming a parody of the very thing he seeks to destroy?

I think that wouldn't affect to zombies...
Nah, lets just give him some explosives, and but him in the middle of zombie army. Kenny can't die, but zombies definately can

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:55 am

Kipi wrote:Nah, lets just give him some explosives, and but him in the middle of zombie army. Kenny can't die, but zombies definately can

Good deduction. Did you by any chance study under Sherlock Holmes?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:45 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Good deduction. Did you by any chance study under Sherlock Holmes?

I'm not that ancient to have had honor of meeting Sherlock Holmes.
You would be surprised how much movies and games can teach you about different things, especially how to deal with zombies using immortal character...

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:35 am

Kipi wrote:You would be surprised how much movies and games can teach you about different things, especially how to deal with zombies using immortal character...

Yeah. Makes me wish I had Kenny as a companion in L4D. Then I could give him a Molotov and send him charging at that pesky Tank. Though in hindsight, the Tank would probably throw him miles in the other direction, rendering the Molotov suicide useless. Damn.

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:09 pm

You do realize that the pair of you are dithering away about a fictional character while we are truly, horrifically, being invaded by zombies? And that they will eat you alive, and suck out your bone marrow like sherbet?

Strawberry sherbet, in fact.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Aug 26, 2009 10:36 pm

fable wrote:You do realize that the pair of you are dithering away about a fictional character while we are truly, horrifically, being invaded by zombies? And that they will eat you alive, and suck out your bone marrow like sherbet?

You do realize that I have been intentionally drawing attention away from the zombies in order to achieve quoted effect?

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:52 am

fable wrote:You do realize that the pair of you are dithering away about a fictional character while we are truly, horrifically, being invaded by zombies? And that they will eat you alive, and suck out your bone marrow like sherbet?

Strawberry sherbet, in fact.

Actully, they eat your brains like oatmeal, too. And the're not dithering, they are brainstorming on what their sides will do. And giving out battle-tactics... KIPI YOU TRAITOR!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:55 am

Sain wrote:Actully, they eat your brains like oatmeal, too. And the're not dithering, they are brainstorming on what their sides will do. And giving out battle-tactics... KIPI YOU TRAITOR!

I'd be more concerned about Loki. He's got that craving for power, plus a willingness to sacrifice everything that gets in his way, that you only find in successful politicians and depraved followers of the undead.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:18 am

fable wrote:He's got that craving for power, plus a willingness to sacrifice everything that gets in his way, that you only find in successful politicians and depraved followers of the undead.

I' the frickin' God of Mischief damnit. I don't need to crave power. Besides undead are good. They cause chaos and disharmony, breaking all the rules along the way. What's not to like?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:06 pm

Sain wrote:KIPI YOU TRAITOR!

What did I do now?

fable wrote: I'd be more concerned about Loki.

I would be careful if I were you. Never underestimate my intents, goals and what I ready to do to achieve them... :devil::mischief:

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:45 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:I' the frickin' God of Mischief damnit.

God of mischief...? When did this happen? Was it back when I was in Babylon, determining the fitness to serve of all Inanna's temple priestesses, or was this a recent appointment?

More importantly, why do you want to use zombies to destroy humanity? Don't you think humanity is doing enough of a bang up job on its own?

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 8:54 pm

Kipi wrote:I would be careful if I were you. Never underestimate my intents, goals and what I ready to do to achieve them... :devil::mischief:

You would probably be more interested to blow up the world using explosives and then sending in a wave of toy soldiers to mop up the rest, with Des at their head.

God of mischief...? When did this happen? Was it back when I was in Babylon, determining the fitness to serve of all Inanna's temple priestesses, or was this a recent appointment?

I don't kiss and tell.

More importantly, why do you want to use zombies to destroy humanity? Don't you think humanity is doing enough of a bang up job on its own?

True, but it isn't happening fast enough for me. Besides, using zombies would allow humanity to place a blame on something else, other than themselves, as always. I'm not unkind you know.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Thu Aug 27, 2009 10:09 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:True, but it isn't happening fast enough for me. Besides, using zombies would allow humanity to place a blame on something else, other than themselves, as always. I'm not unkind you know.

Oh, not unkind, Loki? Your a Saint, a Martyr. Except for the fact that your doing what leaders have been doing since the time when since the dawn of time; playing hot potato with the blame, drawing the public eye off the source of the problem untill it cannot be fixed.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:42 am

Sain wrote:Except for the fact that your doing what leaders have been doing since the time when since the dawn of time; playing hot potato with the blame, drawing the public eye off the source of the problem untill it cannot be fixed.

Don't mistake politicians for leaders. Politicians are nothing more than bumbling fools at the best of times with less finesse than your average zombie. Granted there are gems here and there, but they are rarer than diamonds. Leaders on the other hand are the ones who create civilizations.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:00 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:You would probably be more interested to blow up the world using explosives and then sending in a wave of toy soldiers to mop up the rest, with Des at their head.

So? That also means total chaos, which is the point.
Actually, I believe toy soldiers would cause more havoc and chaos, and no one can be prepared to them, but for zombies almost everyone knows how to kill them.

Not sure if Des would be my second-in-command, haven't asked yet... Though why would I? It's decided!

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:22 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Don't mistake politicians for leaders. Politicians are nothing more than bumbling fools at the best of times with less finesse than your average zombie. Granted there are gems here and there, but they are rarer than diamonds. Leaders on the other hand are the ones who create civilizations.

Oh, blaming a third party is one of few things that politicians and leaders have in common, however good leaders do it to avoid panic while It's being fixed, while most politicians do it to have an easier time untill they get out of office or die of old age.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:28 am

I found this quiz and thought everyone should know what awaits them if Loki wins. OkCupid.com: Take The Undead Fiend Test

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:06 am

Kipi wrote:So? That also means total chaos, which is the point.
Actually, I believe toy soldiers would cause more havoc and chaos, and no one can be prepared to them, but for zombies almost everyone knows how to kill them.

Perhaps an alliance is in order. My zombies can act as a rotting Meat Shield that will stink the world to high heaven. And you toy soldiers will do the real damage. Good thing they are plastic and don't have usable noses, no?

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:26 am

Sain wrote:I found this quiz and thought everyone should know what awaits them if Loki wins. OkCupid.com: Take The Undead Fiend Test

Just what I expected...

LICH

You scored the Lich! Liches are for the most part a more modern fictional creation, Originating from the works of writers such as Clark Ashton Smith. The origin of the word traces back to an old english word meaning "Cadaver". If you have ever played Dungeons & Dragons, you are probably very familiar with them. A Lich is what you get when a human mage performs a ritual of the blackest magic, conquering death and their own humanity. Liches are usually very smart and are rulers among the undead. They are not too pretty however, so they often rule from the shadows. Think of them as mob bosses that never get old.

@Loki

Alliance is fine to me, if you accept the position as my second-in-command, thus replacing Des. Otherwise, not a chance...

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:38 am

Kipi wrote:Alliance is fine to me, if you accept the position as my second-in-command, thus replacing Des. Otherwise, not a chance...

Fine, I'll take the position and backstab you later.

Interestingly enough, I scored evenly on Vampire and Lich, but the result labeled me as the former of the two.