Welcome to Devine Suggestions
Place all your suggestions for the Almighty spam god.....
( i spelled it wrong because gods dont have to spell things right )
Now I'm going to write slow, since you probably can't read fast.
Divine suggestion 1a: Jump down, turn around, pick a bail of cotton.
I was going to put another suggestion in, but I already hit the post button, so unfortunately you'll never see it.
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG><snip>I was going to put another suggestion in, but I already hit the post button, so unfortunately you'll never see it. </STRONG>