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*gaaaakkkk*

Well thanks Sleepy, I didn't know that and I didn't want to know it. Burger King anyone? :p
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They have also been known to have faeces in the coke machine.
Well does that make me glad I haven't tried their hot dogs yet :eek: :D

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I have many stories about BK as well :D

McDonalds also have had libel claims against them due to ecoli :D
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Go suck eggs...</STRONG>
DON'T TEACH MY HAMSTER TO SUCK EGGS! :mad: :mad: :mad: :p :p :D :D :eek:
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Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>DON'T TEACH MY HAMSTER TO SUCK EGGS! </STRONG>
Thorin's your hamster? Do you keep him in... :eek: Ummm, nevermind... :D :p :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Thorin's your hamster? Do you keep him in... :eek: Ummm, nevermind... :D :p :D </STRONG>
Who says he has a hamster?
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Thorin's your hamster? Do you keep him in... :eek: Ummm, nevermind... :D :p :D </STRONG>
*ROFL* :D :D
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>They have also been known to have faeces in the coke machine.</STRONG>
I'm very sorry about that.....
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Originally posted by Azeroth:
<STRONG>Who says he has a hamster?</STRONG>
Well, Aegis told Thorin to go suck eggs. And Nippy said "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!"... leading me to suspect that not only does Nippy have a hamster, but that Thorin is that hamster. :D
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Oh I guess we were talking about different hamsters.....ummm lets just leave it at that. ;)
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Well, Aegis told Thorin to go suck eggs. And Nippy said "Don't teach my hamster to suck eggs!"... leading me to suspect that not only does Nippy have a hamster, but that Thorin is that hamster. :D </STRONG>
That's just disturbing :eek: Especially considering Mr Sleep's indian name: Fondles with Hamsters[/i :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>That's just disturbing :eek: Especially considering Mr Sleep's indian name: Fondles with Hamsters[/i :D </STRONG>


Are you saying Thorin should watch out? :eek: :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>That's just disturbing :eek: Especially considering Mr Sleep's indian name: Fondles with Hamsters :D </STRONG>
*LOL* - well as it seems it was Nippy that owned Thorin.

And as Georgi asked - wonder where he hit him :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>*LOL* - well as it seems it was Nippy that owned Thorin.</STRONG>
Maybe Thorin used to belong to Mr Sleep but Nippy won him in a poker game... :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Maybe Thorin used to belong to Mr Sleep but Nippy won him in a poker game... :D </STRONG>
*I think you are bluffing - I'll raise you a hamster* :eek: - remind me never to play poker in here :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>*I think you are bluffing - I'll raise you a hamster* :eek: - remind me never to play poker in here :D </STRONG>
Well, maybe it started off as strip poker and Mr Sleep ran out of clothes... :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Well, maybe it started off as strip poker and Mr Sleep ran out of clothes... :eek: :D </STRONG>
Now I can't sleep tonight, I'm getting bad dreams :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Well, maybe it started off as strip poker and Mr Sleep ran out of clothes... :eek: :D </STRONG>
Which is exactly the reason why some people should not be allowed to gamble! :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Now I can't sleep tonight, I'm getting bad dreams :D </STRONG>
LOL sorry Xan :D Didn't mean to give you nightmares ;) :p
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