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Well, you can get milk and cheese from a cow.
*Beware!!!!*
*Has tendincies to lie and hurt*
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Originally posted by Alexia:
<STRONG>Sorry. The cows were spoken for a long time ago. Choose another animal.
</STRONG>
I'm afraid Alexia's right. Hathor has already filed suit charging violation of celestial union rules, pursuant to Clause LXVIIb, Article 32, to whit: No god shall step into another god's shoes. This is liable to be especially messy if it's a cow god we're talking about, if you take my meaning.
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I must say that I have no fear for a "Cow God" - mostly because of the amount of beef I like to consume, wich properly means I'll just eat him to :D
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Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>And here I thought I was the resident Cow Deity. :D I guess we're part of a Bovine Pantheon. ;) :D

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Moo, I say! MOO!</STRONG>
Now I remember where Aegis came from! Nice plane of existence if I may say so myself. ;)

But if the Cow God Title is already accounted for then ol' Aegis must be Chief Sitting Bull God :D

Or is this where we explain the existence of minotaurs? :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>I must say that I have no fear for a "Cow God" - mostly because of the amount of beef I like to consume, wich properly means I'll just eat him to :D </STRONG>
Hathor is a her. I suspect you've grievously insulted her, too. It would be wis to avoid any hamburger joints in the near future, and run like hell if you see giant milk cartons ponderously levitating in your direction.
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*Snicker* I remember this silly old topic! :D Can't for the life of me figure out why it was bumped though. :rolleyes: And wasn't Hathor beaten down and decapitated by a tribe of disgruntled lactose-intolerant pygmies? :p :D
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Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>*Snicker* I remember this silly old topic! :D Can't for the life of me figure out why it was bumped though. :rolleyes: And wasn't Hathor beaten down and decapitated by a tribe of disgruntled lactose-intolerant pygmies? :p :D </STRONG>
I got bored last night, around 2 in the morning. Besides, I've been practicing this sort of thing lately. :D
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Hathor is a her. I suspect you've grievously insulted her, too. It would be wis to avoid any hamburger joints in the near future, and run like hell if you see giant milk cartons ponderously levitating in your direction.</STRONG>
Well I*m not chauvanistic(sp?) - I'll eat her to :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Well I*m not chauvanistic(sp?) - I'll eat her to :D </STRONG>
Well, *eating* her would definitely not make you chauvinistic! :o

WHAT AM I SAYING?!!!! :eek: :o :o :o

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Can everybody declare themselves a god these day's?

What has happened to this world? :rolleyes: :)
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Just think of it this way - when everybody(or almost everybody) are gods there are infact no gods :D
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Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>Well, *eating* her would definitely not make you chauvinistic! :o

WHAT AM I SAYING?!!!! :eek: :o :o :o

*slams head on the wall*</STRONG>

Glad you agree with me :D
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Originally posted by Xandax:
<STRONG>Just think of it this way - when everybody(or almost everybody) are gods there are infact no gods :D </STRONG>
You are so wise. Teach me!! :)
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Originally posted by Rob-hin:
<STRONG>You are so wise. Teach me!! :) </STRONG>
You can't afford it - go to some of the communicators or spammers :D
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I am craig God of ferrets bow down to my pants creeping wrigleness!!!
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thats creepy Craig...
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Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>thats creepy Craig...</STRONG>
What do you expect? He's like son of Weasel! :D :D :D
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True, I guess...

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