The Cat-Fish-Frog Tavern

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:04 pm

Sorry I asked.

fable wrote:I'll have to get back to you after I first speak with my lawyer.

And would that be Counselor McBane?

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Oct 05, 2009 10:45 pm

Maharlika wrote:And would that be Counselor McBane?

Can I get back with you about that after talking with my lawyer, as well?

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:04 am

fable wrote:Can I get back with you about that after talking with my lawyer, as well?

Let me get this straight. Are you trying to sue both me and Mah?

You'd better have a good reason to do so.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:20 am

DesR85 wrote:Let me get this straight. Are you trying to sue both me and Mah?

You'd better have a good reason to do so.

As long as you don't bring your toy soldiers and cannons in here, I think you'll be fine.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:10 am

Uh-oh... run for cover!

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:As long as you don't bring your toy soldiers and cannons in here, I think you'll be fine.

Don't get Des started. Before you know it, they might not even be the kind of toys you see at Toys R' Us (tm)

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:01 pm

well since im 18 now i might as well have a glass of whatever you have that doesnt have a layer of mould on it

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:05 pm

penguin_king wrote:well since im 18 now i might as well have a glass of whatever you have that doesnt have a layer of mould on it

Hey, the mould is all part of the rustic appeal! And so is the manure

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:09 pm

Hey, the mould is all part of the rustic appeal! And so is the manure

Ahem. That isn't mold, it is chocolate chip cookie dough artfully arranged to simulate age.

And that isn't manure. It's whatever escaped from your pocket when you took a seat.

If you must engage in your favorite hobby of rolling in sheep fields before visiting civilization, please use the lake outside to wash off.

You youngin's. Bah!

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:04 pm

uh oh. someone go get fables pipe and slippers. he's in fogey mode again

fable · Post by **fable** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:37 pm

penguin_king wrote:uh oh. someone go get fables pipe and slippers. he's in fogey mode again

Dagnabit, I'll sell you to my cat for fish bait!

Mumble...mumble...mumble...

penguin_king · Post by **penguin_king** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:42 pm

fable wrote:Dagnabit, I'll sell you to my cat for fish bait!

Mumble...mumble...mumble...

okay gramps. you just go sit over there in your armchair and i'll make sure someone brings you your slippers and a 3-week old newspaper so you can "keep up on events"

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:36 pm

fable wrote:If you must engage in your favorite hobby of rolling in sheep fields before visiting civilization, please use the lake outside to wash off.

We are so much better off without civilization.

*Puts hands in pockets and whistles, while quickly making for the exit*

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:11 pm

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:We are so much better off without civilization.

Want to nuke 'em? I can help with that.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 12:06 am

DesR85 wrote:Want to nuke 'em? I can help with that.

Let me secure my ticket to the Moon first. I want a panoramic view of the destruction.

Can we move this tavern to the Moon too? Zero-G is the next gen thing in the business, or so I heard.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 12:59 am

Be proactive!

penguin_king wrote:uh oh. someone go get fables pipe and slippers. he's in fogey mode again

I do hope you have a high dexterity and very low armor class to dodge those flying titanium dentures...

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:09 am

Maharlika wrote:I do hope you have a high dexterity and very low armor class to dodge those flying titanium dentures...

Will a riot shield be good for this task?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:13 am

Maharlika wrote:I do hope you have a high dexterity and very low armor class to dodge those flying titanium dentures...

This gives me a sudden mental image of Fable morphing into Morte from PS:T and going high tech...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 1:16 am

DesR85 wrote:Want to nuke 'em? I can help with that.

I bet when you're done, the only ones alive are the roaches. :laugh:

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 2:00 am

DesR85 wrote:Will a riot shield be good for this task?

Don't forget the uranium core walking stick. It's deadlier than a lightsaber.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 6:25 am

Loki[D.d.G] wrote:Don't forget the uranium core walking stick. It's deadlier than a lightsaber.

Though lightsaber kills you immediately, but stick only after a period of time... but then again, the death by the stick is more painful, and it has possibility to kill innocence bystanders as well...

I think I choose the stick as better weapon