It's that time of the year again for another Fabulous Day!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 7:57 pm

Happy Birthday Fable!

*hands over a beautifully wrapped, first-print collected works of Ayn Rand*

(along with delicious, all-Canadian Beaver Tails)

jklinders · Post by **jklinders** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:30 pm

dragon wench wrote:Happy Birthday Fable!

*hands over a beautifully wrapped, first-print collected works of Ayn Rand*
(along with delicious, all-Canadian Beaver Tails)

How thoughtful of you to include something to eat so he does not have to throw up on an empty stomach

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 8:35 pm

Ayn Rand, mentioned in a thread dedicated to my godhood? Has evil in Canada stooped to a new low?

*hands over a beautifully wrapped, first-print collected works of Ayn Rand*
(along with delicious, all-Canadian Beaver Tails)

It has. Oh, the shame of it all, DR! And we had such hopes for you, too. We were going to run you for next prime minister, and let you choose your own new national anthem, too, as long as Gordon Lightfoot sang it!

Now, I suppose we'll have to go with William Shattner. Even if he's still delusional about acting. Or writing. Or directing. Or having talent.

Well, since Tricky started the Canadian theme, I can send you some real maple syrup. (Not the Aunt Jemima fake you use in the USA).

I tend as a rule to take my waffles with strawberries and chocolate chips, but I'll accept that cheerfully as a suitable sacrifice. Don't forget the butter chicken the next time around, though. Gods need protein!

Gilliatt · Post by **Gilliatt** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 9:34 pm

fable wrote:Don't forget the butter chicken the next time around, though. Gods need protein!

Oh, my mistake then. I thought you were eating the sacrificial goat! That would be a load of proteins.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 10:51 pm

Gilliatt wrote:Oh, my mistake then. I thought you were eating the sacrificial goat! That would be a load of proteins.

I require frequent nourishment. We gods expend a lot of energy doing godlike things.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Fri Dec 11, 2009 11:44 pm

Happy birthday Fable!

How about a nice sacraficial dagger, with a nice piece of amber in it, along with a flock of sheep, two heads of cattle, seven chickens, and a CD of Korn. It's a mental image I should probably talk to a thrapist about.

Gilliatt · Post by **Gilliatt** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:19 am

fable wrote:I require frequent nourishment. We gods expend a lot of energy doing godlike things.

I believe I may not be pious enough for you then!

I'll try working on it.

Quote by Sain
How about a nice sacraficial dagger, with a nice piece of amber in it, along with a flock of sheep, two heads of cattle, seven chickens, and a CD of Korn. It's a mental image I should probably talk to a thrapist about.

I am not even sure Fable knows Korn. If you don't, Fable, don't worry, you don't miss anything.

(Sorry Sain, I couldn't resist.

)

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 7:42 am

Happy Belated Fabulous day, Fabster!

As a gift I bring you... err... well I have to think that a bit. Don't worry, you will get the gift sooner or later (probably later, much later)

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:34 am

Kipi wrote:Happy Belated Fabulous day, Fabster!

As a gift I bring you... err... well I have to think that a bit. Don't worry, you will get the gift sooner or later (probably later, much later)

Make it soon. On the positive side, I'm easily distracted, but on the negative, I get grumpy and cause earthquakes, hail, rust, and turn chocolate milk sour. You don't want to piss off a god who can make your chocolate milk go off.

I am not even sure Fable knows Korn. If you don't, Fable, don't worry, you don't miss anything. (Sorry Sain, I couldn't resist. )

I don't know Korn, so I'll take your word for it.

How about a nice sacraficial dagger, with a nice piece of amber in it, along with a flock of sheep, two heads of cattle, seven chickens, and a CD of Korn. It's a mental image I should probably talk to a thrapist about.

Dagger with nice amber: check, good start

Flock of sheep: barbeque first in large pit with tandoor spices, after first removing wool

Two heads of cattle: sell to beef lovers, buy training for young, nubile priestesses

Seven chickens: good, can't go wrong with sacrificing chicken

A CD of Korn: exchange for CD of traditional Javanese gamelan music

You can also sacrifice to me tickets to early music concerts, and Hungarian folk ensembles. Just a head's up. I'm sure someone who is as assiduous as yourself in seeking to honor the gods will want to know this sort of thing, and it speaks highly of you. When BuckGB is banished back to the netherworld after having failed in his mission to destroy humankind, I will see to it that you are rewarded with ownership of GameBanshee and two lamb chops (from the sheep, see above). Thank you for contacting one of your gods.

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 12:11 pm

fable wrote:Make it soon. On the positive side, I'm easily distracted, but on the negative, I get grumpy and cause earthquakes, hail, rust, and turn chocolate milk sour. You don't want to piss off a god who can make your chocolate milk go off.

Thank god I hate chocolate milk, so no loss there. Hail and earthquakes are more the problem here...

Tricky? Do you want to be my gift to Fable?

:devil:

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 4:01 pm

A very happy birthday, oh Fabulous one!

BlueSky · Post by **BlueSky** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 6:26 pm

Hope you having a grand one.....

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 10:49 am

Gilliatt wrote: I am not even sure Fable knows Korn. If you don't, Fable, don't worry, you don't miss anything. (Sorry Sain, I couldn't resist. )

Out of sheer objectivity, I'm forced to agree(Korn in link YouTube - Korn - Twisted Transistor (AOL Sessions) )

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:04 am

I like that they put a few bagpipes to work as musical instruments. Other than their attempt I've only known the instrument for its use in driving off pan flute crazed hippies.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:08 pm

Thanks for the good wishes! You'll all be happy to know that in response, I've decided to extend my birthday into a birthmonth. I've also declared today the first day of spring, just because I'm a nice guy!

Tricky wrote:I like that they put a few bagpipes to work as musical instruments. Other than their attempt I've only known the instrument for its use in driving off pan flute crazed hippies.

Oh, you should check out Ghymes, a Hungarian folk/rock/MidEastern/early music/jazz band.

(They're a favorite of my wife and mine.) One of the four founding members plays the bagpipes very well, and it shows up from time to time in their music.

Loki[D.d.G] · Post by **Loki[D.d.G]** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:11 pm

Sorry I couldn't post this earlier. Been real busy lately. Still, late is better than never.

Happy belated birthday fabster. Hope you had a good one

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:13 pm

Thanks for the good wishes! You'll all be happy to know that in response, I've decided to extend my birthday into a birthmonth.

So we have to give twenty more sacrafices to keep you from setting off the Big One in California?

I've also declared today the first day of spring, just because I'm a nice guy!

*cough* The future dictator of Gamebanshee likes winter.

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:00 pm

Thanks to all for the well wishes. Much obliged.

Sain wrote:So we have to give twenty more sacrafices to keep you from setting off the Big One in California?

Oh, California's already slated to slide into the Pacific long since. I wasn't involved in this one.

*cough* The future dictator of Gamebanshee likes winter.

What, you want winter back again? Isn't that just like humans? You cry out for peace--I give you peace; then you demand war--I give you tandoor; then you demand pizza. I offer a good Hawaiian, with a very nice ham and pineapple topping, and you call for war on a second or third country! There's no pleasing you!

Alright: have winter back, on alternate Tuesdays and Saturdays, and on Wednesdays in any month that includes an O. Good enough?

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:24 pm

fable wrote:You cry out for peace--I give you peace; then you demand war--I give you tandoor; then you demand pizza. I offer a good Hawaiian, with a very nice ham and pineapple topping, and you call for war on a second or third country! There's no pleasing you!

Alright: have winter back, on alternate Tuesdays and Saturdays, and on Wednesdays in any month that includes an O. Good enough?

And medium sized pepsi, all to go please. Do you have any of them taquitos?

I love the new take-out religion. It's really taking over the place.

Sain · Post by **Sain** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:27 pm

Alright: have winter back, on alternate Tuesdays and Saturdays, and on Wednesdays in any month that includes an O. Good enough?

Sounds perfect. Thank you oh fabulous one!