Most funny moments in ME2? (SPOILERS!)

GawainBS · Post by **GawainBS** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:05 am

Once more: Heavy, heavy, superheavy spoilers to be expected!

Overall, I'd go with the conversations between Joker & EDI.
"Oh, Joker was such a tool. I have to spend the whole day computing pi because he plugged in the Overlord." Later on, when EDI says he has to crawl through the vents. "I like watching humans on their knees, Mr. Morreau." *Joker stands stupified.* "That was a joke, Mr. Morreau."

Talli and Garrus in the Citadel, [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a54Vm1ww8w"]reminescing about the elevator rides.[/url]

Finally, a lot of the funny stuff was in the background conversations, like the man & woman you helped decide on gene therapy for the woman's child. "What are we going to buy?" "Maybe I should ask some random stranger walking by." Or the Turian who's making a pass at the Quarrian in the Eternity bar on Illium. "You're better off with someone else, someone who you can share your food with."

Feel free to add.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 4:08 am

The existence of a Space Hamster. That bought a laugh out for me.

Also Joker's "conflict" with EDI and when EDI "jokes" back stood out for me.

Darth Gavinius · Post by **Darth Gavinius** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:12 am

A real moment that had me almost out of my chair laughing is Mordin singing his own rendition of Gilbert and Sullivan... superb! A lot of the background conversation are very good as well, the Batchelor Party for instance... almost everything going on in the bar in Illium is funny, the half Krogan Matriarch barkeeper has some truly great lines...:laugh:

Salidin54 · Post by **Salidin54** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:42 pm

possible spoilers

In no particular order:
1) When Tali says "I have a shotgun" while on the Citadel, which GawainBS referred to.
2) The drugged up volus who thinks he's a god.
3) The asari matriarch bartender who says "Sorry, no sex. I just cleaned the bar" with a straight face.

boj4ngles · Post by **boj4ngles** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:53 pm

In the bar on Illium, a human, a quarian, and a turian are having a bachelor party with an asari dancer. I was laughing my ass off.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 3:01 pm

Mordins conversation/sex advice if the PC is romancing Tali is great.

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yp78vjKao"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yp78vjKao[/url]

Nightmare · Post by **Nightmare** » Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:57 pm

Xandax wrote:The existence of a Space Hamster. That bought a laugh out for me.

Just got past that part yesterday, got some good enjoyment out it. Especially since it had "a knowing smile".

fullautomatic55 · Post by **fullautomatic55** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:53 am

My favorite (unmentioned above) part is when you meet the reporter (Khalisah bint Sinan al-Jilani, Westerlund news) on the Citadel again. For me, I played as a Paragon character but I really just had to hit her

Shepherd's remarks are probably the best part of it all too, "I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions" as opposed to in the first game he says something like "I've had enough of your snide insinuations", and after he punches her he says something like "I wish I'd done that the first time we met"

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:11 am

Bloodstalker wrote:Mordins conversation/sex advice if the PC is romancing Tali is great.

[url="http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yp78vjKao"]http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1yp78vjKao[/url]

Dead linked.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:33 am

Fixed link in my last post.....brain freeze I suppose.

Funky Chicken · Post by **Funky Chicken** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:19 am

Darth Gavinius wrote:A real moment that had me almost out of my chair laughing is Mordin singing his own rendition of Gilbert and Sullivan... superb!

This was absolutely hilarious. Definitely didn't see it coming.

Crenshinibon · Post by **Crenshinibon** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 8:47 am

I'll agree with Darth Gavinius on this one.

I really enjoyed Mordin's singing.

[url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXiU6kiq_Ms"]Link.[/url]

Aqua-chan · Post by **Aqua-chan** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:51 am

My personal favorite is the Renegade prompt on Tuchanka while you're doing Grunt's loyalty mission. My Shepard had earlier watched Wrex knock another krogan into line by headbutting him. Later, when that same krogan started getting uppity at Shepard, my dainty little femme commander just leans back and wham! Slams her forehead into the big, hulking krogan's. It was amazing.

Tali, when she sends out her combat drone: "Go for the optics! Go for the optics!" Which is an unsubtle nod to the classic line, "Go for the eyes".

If you play the game correctly, you can actually bring (Spoilers!)

Spoiler

Legion

when you catch up with Tali the second time. [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy9GYGFKpOw"]She is not receptive to its presence.[/url]

Mandalorianx · Post by **Mandalorianx** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:08 pm

YouTube - Mass Effect 2 - Funny Crew Chat
one of the conversation betwen the enginers where the male feels treatend

jklinders · Post by **jklinders** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 6:00 pm

Mandalorianx wrote:YouTube - Mass Effect 2 - Funny Crew Chat
one of the conversation betwen the enginers where the male feels treatend

Those 2 are my favorite, I always take a trip down there to see what they are talking about.

When Gabby says the cook was staring to turn out some good meals, Donally says, " He couldn't make a good haggis if his life depended on it" Gabby Says, But haggis tastes like ass anyway" "Ah sure but in the right hands it can taste like mighty fine ass!"

Tower_Master · Post by **Tower_Master** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:57 pm

Aqua-chan wrote: Tali, when she sends out her combat drone: "Go for the optics! Go for the optics!" Which is an unsubtle nod to the classic line, "Go for the eyes".

A legitimate spit-take moment - I was sure I had misheard, at first!

I've got to give some love to Mordin's "Hold the line!" reference / shooting Conrad Verner in the foot, too.

darikas · Post by **darikas** » Wed Feb 17, 2010 12:03 am

after beating all the odds, surviving suicide mission whit all crew intact my Shepard couldnt say no to Morinth

oh well...

Belthan · Post by **Belthan** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:23 am

Shepard tells the detective on Ilium she shouldn't feel compelled to follow orders that are likely to get her killed, and Jack says something like "I'll remember that the next time you send us on a suicide mission". The detective asks "he really does that"? and Garrus says, "at least twice a day".

In the Shadow Broker DLC, the squad comes to a door that only Liara can hack, and Shepard says something like "I miss the old days when you could open anything just by slapping some omni-gel on it" and Liary replies, "yes, many people were upset when they fixed that security problem".

Darth Gavinius · Post by **Darth Gavinius** » Mon Nov 08, 2010 6:43 am

Aqua-chan wrote: Tali, when she sends out her combat drone: "Go for the optics! Go for the optics!" Which is an unsubtle nod to the classic line, "Go for the eyes".

[/URL]

Tali has a few Baldur's Gate References, as well as "Go for the Optics" she also says, "Nothing moves faster than Chikitka Vas Pause", close to Aerie's "Nothing moves faster than Chiktika Fast Paws!" :laugh: