Siberys wrote:"Fairly simple game. You start by drawing a chalk circle or square, doesn't matter, big enough to fit two people with a little room for arm and leg movement..."
Out of game- 5-6 foot square/circle
"...We both stand inside and this is where the fun begins. The object of the game is to throw punches and dodge punches. There's no taking turns, it's just punch whenever you can...."
Out of game- still turned based but allows for dodging, flurry, etc as opposed to just I punch, you punch, I punch, and so on.
"...If you get hit, we pause and you take a shot of ale, beer, whiskey, or what have you. Same for me, if I get hit, we pause and I take a shot. If you step out of the circle to dodge a punch, you take a shot...."
Out of game- You might impose some sort of penalty to AC for not getting out of the circle.
"...First one to fall, either due to being too drunk or being punched too much, loses.
Oh, and obviously no weapons. Just pure, raw strength from your own body. Sound good?"
The orcs, think about the proposal for a bit. Shaking there head and muttering. The orc with the split lip say, "Since Grigg kame into kommand all da booze was sent away, too much a li-a-lia..." The orc struggles with the word for awhile before saying, "...risk."
Then one of the orcs starts heading back towards the table and stops... "What about 'Chop brawling'?" says and orc with an excessively large hunched back. "What's this, 'Chop Brawling'?" asks the orc with the eye-patch making quotation gestures with his figures. "It's like dis 'Beer brawling', only with 'Chop Polker' rules." Explains the hunchback orc. To this the orcs greet the newly created game to woops of cheer and jubilance.
Before you can even ask about the rules of 'Chop Polker' or how they apply in this game, one of the orcs with a spiked shoulder pad runs out of the door and promptly returns with 5 goblins in tow. The goblins arrive with both worry and excitement.
The orcs take them to the dead end corridor of the room and bind them to the wall, the goblins appear to be confused and scared.
The orc with the eyepatch creates a chalk circle and then stands on a stool and loudly announces the rules.
"...Matches go in pairs around da table like so."
The orc makes a clockwise motion with his finger.
"Da group in da circle throw punches and dodge punches against da op-oppo- enemy as fast and as many as you want until one of you get hit."
He gives a nod to you.
"...If you get hit, da loser's gobbo loses a fingers, toes and then limbs, as per usual..."
He nods to the orcs who all cheer and throw their fists in the air. The goblins are less enthusiastic, as you can imagine. "Get us outta here!"
"...step out of da circle, you lose da round as well."
"Da pair choosing shifts only one in da direction, so most people will end up doing 2 rounds in a row, against people at the table."
"People lose when da gobbo is down to just a head and body, or da fighter gets knocked out."
The orcs begin cracking knuckles and sit down around the table, "So who goes first?"
