Hank's Furniture

beckyc · Post by **beckyc** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:13 am

Hank's Furniture

I'm on break in our breakroom and I'm playing " Tiger Woods PGA 11 on our Wii system. It's a good game.

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:23 am

So now advertisers are forcing us to use Google ourselves to find their website? What is the world coming to..

:laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:44 am

Actually.. the title cracks me up because I have a good friend named Hank... and the mental image of him selling furniture is quite entertaining...

Erm... "on topic".. perhaps these advertisers are lower tier... maybe they don't even have a website.. just the structure of one within their minds..

I suppose we should get rid of this thread.. but there's something vaguely humorous about it...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:49 am

I have a friend named Hank too, and THE KIND OF FURNITURE he'd be selling would even be more than entertaining...

:laugh:

You know, "Hank's Furniture" can be a good name for a Pub. What do you think?

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:29 am

Hank's Furniture Pub, I like it. I can sense a new cafetaria thread coming along too. Hank, what will you be serving while we're relaxing on your fine, fine furniture?

Ode to a Grasshopper · Thu Jun 24, 2010 5:45 pm

Good thinking 99

*Opens a beer, kicks beckyc off the WII, and puts on Super Smash Bros instead*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 10:41 am

** brings a sixpack of beer, cracks open a can, sits down besides Odie and joins him for a game of Super Smash Bros **

:laugh:

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 2:20 pm

Ode to a Grasshopper wrote:*Opens a beer, kicks beckyc off the WII, and puts on Super Smash Bros instead*

Eerhardt wrote:** brings a sixpack of beer, cracks open a can, sits down besides Odie and joins him for a game of Super Smash Bros ** :laugh:

*Open bottle of water, and joins the game*

Siberys · Post by **Siberys** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 5:39 pm

Dammit, no mention of propane anywhere.

Here and I was hoping for the ultra-cliche.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:22 pm

Propane probably isn't a good idea... it causes gas...

*in honour of Hank's Furniture, strolls in with a hip flask of Bourbon instead of the more usual red wine*

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 6:42 am

Siberys wrote:Dammit, no mention of propane anywhere.

Here and I was hoping for the ultra-cliche.

You want to burn the place down? I've got matches if you need them.

Can't wait to see the big explosion.

And a good time to collect on some insurance money (if the owner happens to be broke). :laugh:

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Tue Jun 29, 2010 4:36 pm

** greets the crowd, downs his brew and puts an empty glass on the table ** Care to share, DW?

** gets positioned to buttonsmash the hell out of Smash Bros **

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:13 am

*settles near Eerhardt and proffers bourbon*

Hmm... for some inexplicable reason I have this vague feeling we should be munching on popcorn.. Maybe it's a premonition that Des will finally light himself on fire after playing with matches a few too many times*

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 2:29 am

Actually, I'm more concerned that no one has thrown Des out after he begun planning blowing this place up...

No, I don't have anything to do with it...
*crosses fingers*

Eerhardt · Post by **Eerhardt** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:55 am

dragon wench wrote:*settles near Eerhardt and proffers bourbon*

Ah, you're a saint... in sinner's clothing

** puts down his controller a sec, raises his glass in a toast and takes a sip **

Cheers, luv!

dragon wench wrote: Hmm... for some inexplicable reason I have this vague feeling we should be munching on popcorn.. Maybe it's a premonition that Des will finally light himself on fire after playing with matches a few too many times*

** eagerly waits for someone to bring in the BBQ **

DesR85 · Post by **DesR85** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:30 am

dragon wench wrote:Hmm... for some inexplicable reason I have this vague feeling we should be munching on popcorn.. Maybe it's a premonition that Des will finally light himself on fire after playing with matches a few too many times*

That might happen, but only when I'm wearing a fire-proof suit. I may be crazy, but not foolhardy.

Kipi wrote:Actually, I'm more concerned that no one has thrown Des out after he begun planning blowing this place up...

Probably because I laced my table with mines. Try to get physical with me, the whole place go 'BOOM!' :laugh:

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 10:50 am

DesR85 wrote:That might happen, but only when I'm wearing a fire-proof suit. I may be crazy, but not foolhardy.

Try to get physical with me, the whole place go 'BOOM!' :laugh:

Suits can be sabotaged you know...

Erm... Des... I don't think it's exactly **that** kind of an establishment....

Eerhardt wrote:Ah, you're a saint... in sinner's clothing

Hey, now my clothing happens to be perfectly respectable

Tricky · Post by **Tricky** » Wed Jun 30, 2010 12:21 pm

*hangs a pair of truck nuts on the back of a large, comfy chair

Hank's best chairs are men-only.

Ode to a Grasshopper · Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:05 pm

dragon wench wrote:Hey, now my clothing happens to be perfectly respectable

Kipi · Post by **Kipi** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:29 pm

DesR85 wrote: Probably because I laced my table with mines. Try to get physical with me, the whole place go 'BOOM!' :laugh:

And how did you plan to get out yourself, eh?

And DW, you have one thing wrong. Des usually don't play with matches, he plays with flamethrower!
The result is more entertaining, though.
*opens bag of popcorn, checks the steak is close to reach*