If Arthur Meets Gnome...

[MaxfireXSA]

What would happen?

Here are the examples:

Gnome: "Hey! You! You shouldn't be alive like this again."

Arthur: "Oh yeah, what was it look like then?!"

Gnome: "You die in the fire! Also, you're a stupid, ugly, and a big FAT LOSER!"

Arthur: "OH YEAH! How about go kill yourself with the knife on your neck, you ugly, devil looking gnome!!"

Gnome: "Oh Yeah!! Well go die by jumping off the building you smelly ol' monkey."

Arthur: "Oh yeah, well how about this: YOU SMELLY, DEVIL LOOKING, WORLD HATED, JACKASS GNOME WHO EATS CRAP AND NOBODY LIKES YOU!"

Gnome: "YOU dirty, freaking, worst looking, PILE OF PIECE OF TRASH!! How dare you insulting the little gnomes to me like this! GO DROWN IN THE WATER AND DIE!!"

Arthur: "You FIRST! YOU COMPLETE AND UTTER IT DISGRACE!!!" *Throws a punch at the gnome*

That's the examples, now be creative and think about what would happen if Arthur meets Gnome. Be appropriate and keep it clean.