Most memorable quotes? (mild Spoilers)

Sykar · Post by **Sykar** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 11:43 am

Just wanted to ask players here what quotes did you find most memorable in the BG series?

Some of mine would be:

BG 1:
"I will be the last! And you will go first *maniac laughter*"
Sarevok, BG 1 intro

"I be Thalantyr, mighty mage of Beregost!"
Thalantyr, greeting

"Heya, it's me, Imoen"
Imoen, first meeting.

"We are all doomed!"
Xan, generic depressed comment

"WHA... *cough* Yes?"
Khalid, generic comment

"Nature's servant awaits"
Jaheira, generic comment

"Go for the eyes Boo, go for the EYES ARGH!"
Minsc, battle cry

"No, we're not mercenaries. We just carry weapons and kill things for the joy of the experience."

Protagonist

BG 2:
"I cannot be caged!
I cannot be controlled!
Realize this as you die ever pathetic, ever fools."
Irenicus, breaking free in Spellhold.

"Here mousey mousey!"
Bhodi, hunting you in Spellhold

There are dozens more tough.

I absolutely adore Jan's stories but they are too voluminous to count as "quotes".

Stworca · Post by **Stworca** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 12:10 pm

I...

I do not remember your love, Ellesime. I tried. I tried to recreate it, to spark it anew in my memory. But it is gone... a hollow, dead thing. For years, I clung to the memory of it. Then the memory of the memory. And then nothing. The Seldarine took that from me as well.

I look upon you and I feel nothing. I remember nothing but you turning your back on me, along with all the others. Once my thirst for power was everything. And now I hunger only for revenge. And... I... Will... HAVE IT!!

Only other quote that ever came close to it, were Sherincal's from Icewind Dale 2 and perhaps some Ragnaros ones from WoW.

Daynov · Post by **Daynov** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:54 pm

BG I :

"My old tavern's as clean as an Elven arse !"

"So I kicked him in the head 'til he was dead."

"I'm afraid you have mistaken us for someone else. I'm Dimwit, this is my good friend Boob, and behind me you'll find Brainless and Moron. How do you do ?"

BG II :

"What? You uses sling? What is you, a big sissy ?"

"Hands up, kiddies, who wants to die ?"

"My anger is under complete control ! COMPLETE ! I'll control it as I rip limb from limb, I WILL control it as I pound head after head !"

galraen · Post by **galraen** » Mon Apr 18, 2011 4:55 pm

"Brave-brave Sir Garrick,
Sir Garrick led the way.
Brave-brave Sir Garrick,
Sir Garrick ran away"

Curry · Post by **Curry** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:45 am

"No, say not another word. I would not think of making you wait but a moment for your just reward. When council told me that they had procured GREYWOLF to rid the woods of the bandit Tonquin, I knew we could expect swift justice. I would not have predicted success this quickly, but who else could it be striding into town looking....ah...looking as you do. Please accept this meager sum of 200 gold pieces, as well as the heartfelt thanks of all of Nashkel."

"Uhhh...YES! Yes, I would be Greywolf. That's me all right. None other than Greywolf himself. I'll take that reward because...of what...I did! I'm Greywolf and I deserve it! Thank you."

Of course you get just absurd stuff from charmed enemies.

"I am your humble servant Mulahey. I exist only to please you. My operations have been going very well here. I have been causing all sorts of trouble among the miners. My kobolds have poisoned all of the iron and have killed several of the miners. What else could you ask for? "

Philos · Post by **Philos** » Thu Apr 21, 2011 6:15 pm

So many good ones. Minsc and Lilarcor have many of my favs.
Just a couple of them.

Lilarcor: 1. Bring 'em on! I ain't done yet!
2. Oooh, throw a coin in that fountain!

Minsc: in BG1 when tired: I think we need to stop, I'm starting to get a bad case of armor chaffe, oooh.
In BG 2: Boo will have clean shavings you evil bastards!"

In BG1 the party NPC's have funny quips if you keep clicking on the same one (without giving them an order) like all the party members do in IWD 1& 2. (Too bad they don't in BG2). I think it takes clicking through the normal responses 3 times straight then they have 3 or 4 funny lines in a row. I about fell out of my chair on one from Xzar.

"So I ate his liver with a nice chianti, and some Fava beans. pfh, pfh, pfh, pfh"
:laugh:

a00krido · Post by **a00krido** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 2:25 am

Here are some I remeber the most:

[QUOTE=Nalia]I am sorry for that extended exchange but he is such a bounder, such a... a manipulating... such a.. oh, to hades with the manners, he is a complete bastard, and calling him that insults bastards everywhere![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Minsc]Go for the eyes Boo. Go for the eyes![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cespenar]You sure you not just want to dump everything out? Easier that way![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Lilarcor]You know, my last owner always said I was sharp and edgy. He was such an ass[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Imoen]Just like old times. Well, except for the torture and all.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Irenicus]Silence, dog! Your only purpose in life is to die by my hand! [/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Irenicus]Silence, child. Allow the fool to make his judgement.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Irenicus]You dare to attack me here? Do you even know whom you face? You will suffer. You will ALL suffer![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Irenicus]Life is strength. That is not to be contested. It seems logical enough. You live, you affect your world.[/QUOTE]

Majorman · Post by **Majorman** » Fri Apr 22, 2011 9:31 am

BG1
Noober: "What about now?"
Tiax: "Tiax rules all!!!"
The PC: "Forsooth! Methinks you are no ordinary talking chicken!"

BG2
Some high priest (forgot the name): Don't touch me; I'm super-important!
Irenicus: "Ahhh, the child of Bhaal has awoken. It is time for more...'experiments'..."
(he can pretty much fill a whole page).
Bodhi: "Child of Bhaal, what have you become?"

Salvanas: Why hello, there, my sweet one. Come here often?
Nalia: Get lost, Salvanas. You know I come here all the time.

SoA:
Cespenar: "Oooo... big weapon, this. You over-compensating, maybe?"

Philos · Post by **Philos** » Sun Apr 24, 2011 9:43 am

Quote by a00krido

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nalia
I am sorry for that extended exchange but he is such a bounder, such a... a manipulating... such a.. oh, to hades with the manners, he is a complete bastard, and calling him that insults bastards everywhere!

:laugh: I had forgotten that one and it really is one of the best!!

Remembered one from Crespenar
It goes something like:

"Needs to find Martha, she around somewhere. gets more recipes"

Given when the game came out, had to be a slam at Martha Stewart.