The moderators try to stop it. Well actually only one, the rest are corrupt and spam also. I will not give names. Then you have the dealers who show the way of spam to the newbies. Again no names. And finally the spammers who are so addicted spam everything in sight. Nobody can stop it and everybodies addicted to it. Its a drug...
What spam does to you .
[url="http://www.svelmoe.dk/blade/index.htm"]Blades of Banshee[/url] Are you up to the challenge?
You're going to the pokey Weasel. Or perhaps I should call you by your street name, Pimp Master W head of the infamous Spam Cartel! Your days of corupting our youth are over! Take him away boys.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Gods, they caught Pimp Master W! And it was our own Weasel, too. Who would have thought..! I had him figured for just another spam-crazed derelict who spent his days dizzily roaming the garbage-covered streets, mooning rats, until the internet cafes opened.
To the Righteous belong the fruits of violent victory. The rest of us will have to settle for warm friends, warm lovers, and a wink from a quietly supportive universe.
Hey me amigos,I got a nice shipment of spam arriving at the docks at midnight from my plantation in Columbia, where the greatest posters generate so much spam I can make a tidy profit from it.
Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Gods, they caught Pimp Master W! And it was our own Weasel, too. Who would have thought..! I had him figured for just another spam-crazed derelict who spent his days dizzily roaming the garbage-covered streets, mooning rats, until the internet cafes opened. </STRONG>
My secret is out. Even though I'm the Pimp Master W doesn't mean I gave up my favorite pass time......Mooning rats
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
I'm actually an undercover agent for the S.E.A. (Spam Enforcement Agency). Pimp Master W is even more demented then our files originally indicated if he's going out and mooning rats! (fable too)
[ 07-09-2001: Message edited by: Kayless ]
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
Hi...my name is Leedogg, and i am an addict, Pimp Master W showed me the fields of Gamebanshee and from that moment on...I was hooked. I have tried to break free, but it has me in a vice. So, here I stand, a broken man. An Addict.
that does suck. i was a lurker. Then i got involved and it was down hill from there. I think I knew there was no turning back when Waverly finally acknowledged my existence. he thought i was weasels alter-ego for quite a while, probably still thinks so .
Originally posted by leedogg:
<STRONG>that does suck. i was a lurker. Then i got involved and it was down hill from there. I think I knew there was no turning back when Waverly finally acknowledged my existence. he thought i was weasels alter-ego for quite a while, probably still thinks so .</STRONG>
You know, I thought at first that I would be a new breed of spammer, posting only funny, insightful posts. But then Weasel started leaving little "free samples" hanging on the knob of my front door. I tried one once, it left my hair so bouncy and full; then I tried another, and it really did taste better than the cereal that I had be eating. Now Weasel is starting to charge me for my "spam fix." I've already sold my cats. I may have to stoop to stealing. Leedog - where did you say Waverly parked his car? I am DOOMED.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
@Gwalchmai, know what you mean, I started off being serious, and then I began receiving those damn samples as well. Oh well, at least I have two cats to sell if need be.
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.......All those moments ... will be lost ... in time ... like tears in rain.
BTW, DW, my wife is interested in that anti-spam 12-step program and the 'Widows/Widowers to Gamebanshee Support Group' that you husband wants to start.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.