Spam is like a drug

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:34 pm

@Gwalchmai, I'm not surprised that your wife is interested in the 12 step programme.
Although, lately I seem to be restricted to early morning, late night and stealing the odd moment during the day. What an addiction!!!!! Today I was practically begging the partner to take a break so I could have at the computer. Even reminders that it was purchased with a portion of my fellowship had little effect.

fable · Post by **fable** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:40 pm

The worst of it is when you're walking down the street, and you come across one of those awful brass bands with people in uniform standing out front. They see you, and then they say, "Brother, you've been at a computer spamming, haven't you?" -And suddenly they're all around, praying for you to have strength, and urging you to sign up and take the pledge. It's horrible, I tell you, horrible!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:41 pm

ROFL Fable

Maybe I'll have to change my sig: "Just say no to spam"

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:41 pm

@DW: Our internet at work went out today during my lunch time, and I was so angry. I had written a great post for the story thread, and I was all ready to lurk and spam - instead I was forced to actually work! I hate that!

Good night.

edit
@Fable: LOL

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Gwalchmai ]

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 11:44 pm

Night Gwalchmai, happy spam-filled dreams

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 5:51 am

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
leaving little "free samples" hanging on my back door.

Oh you dirty devil

(The wonders of mis-quote return

)

I have got some goody **** man!?

I am the ultimate spam Pimp, but you'll never catch me, i am in my secret layer mother****er

@YSH are you going for my sig record or something, spamming in sigs is still spamming

[ 07-10-2001: Message edited by: Mr Sleep ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:10 am

Hello my name is Darkpoet, and I'm addicted to Spam. When I first came to GB, Weasel told me to spam. When I tried it, I stayed in control, then it took over.

Now, since I have sold everything, even the wife. I live in a shack, by an abandoned silver mine, and drive a 62 VW bettle.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:15 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
drive a 62 VW bettle.

You have a car

you obviously haven't been effected as bad as the rest of us

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:17 am

Weasel's theme song..

"I sell all the spam you come and get some"

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:19 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
You have a car you obviously haven't been effected as bad as the rest of us

I had to eat the horse, so I stole the car.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 6:22 am

Originally posted by Darkpoet:
I had to eat the horse, so I stole the car.

Wel lthe best i could get with my pittence was some ice skates, not much use on tarmac though

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:27 am

Kayelss posts:
I'm actually an undercover agent for the S.E.A. (Spam Enforcement Agency). Pimp Master W is even more demented then our files originally indicated if he's going out and mooning rats! (fable too)

Um, do you mean, I'm more demented than you thought, or that Pimp Master W is also mooning me? Or both?

Or all of the above?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 10:55 am

Maybe we should start spam-anonymous to help the addicts overcome the urge.

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 11:14 am

Spam is not a drug - I can stop if I wanted to

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 12:31 pm

Originally posted by Xandax:
Spam is not a drug - I can stop if I wanted to

Just like i can give up taking a dump in the morning

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 1:43 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Maybe we should start spam-anonymous to help the addicts overcome the urge.

I believe we had one here a long time ago

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 7:46 pm

I am not only the Spammers Anonymous President, I am also a member.

fable · Post by **fable** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:15 pm

I am but a lowly member, who stands in humble awe of the likes of Weasel, Waverly and Brink, Master Spammers all. Their knowledge of the spamming craft leaves me dazed with admiration.

Saigo · Post by **Saigo** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 9:24 pm

I was in recovery. Today, I had a moment of weakness, and three months of sobriety was shot to hell!

Kayless · Post by **Kayless** » Tue Jul 10, 2001 10:28 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Um, do you mean, I'm more demented than you thought, or that Pimp Master W is also mooning me? Or both?

Or all of the above?

Anyone who moons a poor defensless rat is committing a federal offense (it’s a violation of the Rodent Decency Act of 1979). You spammers have no shame!