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I would like to be the personal assistant, dresser, masseuse, and part time sex toy for Ms. C. Elegans.
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@Gwally - only part-time? :D ;)
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Originally posted by Yshania:
<STRONG>@Gwally - only part-time? :D ;) </STRONG>
I suspect that she may be too much for me otherwise....
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@Gwally - LMAO!! :D What? our dear CE? ;) :D
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I think you might have a bit of argument from someone about CE, don't you?.....ergo her husband :p :p :D
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I am not arguing with Mr Elegans - he has an advantage :D :D
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UN or NGO work - anything where i am in the feild making a difference.
No desk job for me. :)
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@Gwally, Ysh & Sleep: LOL :D :D :D

Don't worry about mr Elegans, he is not the jealous type :)
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Maybe I could be Ysh's personal style consultant. ;)
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@Bloodstalker - LMAO!! :D :D what makes you so sure I need one? :eek: ;) :D
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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>I think you might have a bit of argument from someone about CE, don't you?.....ergo her husband :p :p :D </STRONG>
That's where the 'dream' part of 'my dream job' come in, Sleepy! :p
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Gwally and Thantor: How did you manage to turn a question about a job into the dating game? :) :p
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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Gwally and Thantor: How did you manage to turn a question about a job into the dating game? :) :p </STRONG>
*serious look* I'm sorry ma'am but that information is classified. In the interest of national security, Capt. Gwally and I will now have to do a full body search. :D
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Originally posted by thantor3:
<STRONG>*serious look* I'm sorry ma'am but that information is classified. In the interest of national security, Capt. Gwally and I will now have to do a full body search. :D </STRONG>
No no, no no no :)

Sleep already tried that one on me, something about 'Moderators are required to do that to all female's'.

*Thinking quickly, Viv throws DW at Thantor, toppling both him and Gwally to the ground. Smiling happily, she helps DW back up.* :)
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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Gwally and Thantor: How did you manage to turn a question about a job into the dating game? :) :p </STRONG>
Well, for me, it is a skill that has been honed through years of practice and dedication. I studied at the feet of some of the greatest monks in Tibet. I am a zen-master of the double-entendre. Count yourself fortunate that I only use my powers for good.....

Now, I can't speak for Thantor.... ;)
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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Sleep already tried that one on me, something about 'Moderators are required to do that to all female's'.</STRONG>
And the men :o :o :D
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>No no, no no no :)

Sleep already tried that one on me, something about 'Moderators are required to do that to all female's'.

*Thinking quickly, Viv throws DW at Thantor, toppling both him and Gwally to the ground. Smiling happily, she helps DW back up.* :) </STRONG>
LOL Viv, I always wondered what it felt like to be a human cannon ball :D

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Navy SEALS commander, or field commander in something like Rainbow. Anyone else here like Tom Clancy books?
It's pretty easy, I mean just go kill a dragon, get laid.

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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>No no, no no no :)

Sleep already tried that one on me, something about 'Moderators are required to do that to all female's'.
</STRONG>
Viv: If the Brigadier says that a full body search is necessary, then I suggest you submit. Don't worry, we won't hurt you. You'll hardly feel a thing - just a quick flutter of pleasure. Trust me! :D
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Originally posted by dragon wench:
<STRONG>LOL Viv, I always wondered what it felt like to be a human cannon ball :D

[ 10-29-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]</STRONG>

It was fun taking them down, admit it ;)


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I trust you not :p Don't make me get out my chastity belt!

...with which to beat you with... ;)
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