You are entering... the Spamlight Zone

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:49 am

Der-der dun-dun, der-der du-dun.

That's right. Be mystified and horrified as you enter this strange and twisted place. You don't know where you're going or how you got here. Somehow you arrived in a place without form or identity and low on spam. How did it come to this? As you seek answers your senses will be bombarded with nothingness from the void. You will delve deeper in to the darkness and find no questions you aren't seeking. Rest assured, you will come across many strange things in this place. Bars with no patrons, flames with no fire, buckets, oranges, sock monkeys and little fellas that root in your pack.

Yes... you have entered... the Spamlight Zone...

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:53 am

Der-der dun-dun?????

I must have take a wrong turn somewhere - I don't belong in here

Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:56 am

little fellas that root in your pack.

Maybe pit fiend familiar

could be something good to root in the pack ?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 5:59 am

Among the many weird things in the Zone are Xandax and Manveru.

Xandax finds many simple things simply beyond his comprehension - even basic motor function and breathing.

Manveru actually *likes* it when demonic little imps rummage in his pack...

Spooky...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:02 am

Hey, how come whenever I am in the Spamlight zone GB has a five star rating and the Pope's member status is 'Moderator'?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:04 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<snip>Xandax finds many simple things simply beyond his comprehension - even basic motor function and breathing.
<sbip>

Breathing - what is tha.....*gasp*....*hack*..*cough*..*gasp*

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:05 am

Hi Wav., Cool signature

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:05 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Hey, how come I give a five star rating to the Pope's member

I dunno. Whatever turns you on.

Also in the Zone, freaky visuo-spatial effects that make it look you wrote one thing, when really you wrote something else.

Shocking...

Manveru · Post by **Manveru** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:09 am

Manveru actually *likes* it when demonic little imps rummage in his pack...

I thought a long time about making pit fiend familiar

.... yesss it would be so

. This is my favourite monster in BG

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:13 am

Hi Xandax, Thanks

BTW I do find it reassuring that in the Spamlight zone, Grunt wears pants... or is that a kilt? At any rate, the Spamlight Grunt doesn't lure stray dogs over to his house to make illicit love to them.

What I don't like is the fact that DP rules with an iron fist and flames with reckless abandon all who cross him

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:15 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Hi Xandax, Thanks

BTW I do find it reassuring that in the Spamlight zone, Grunt wears pants <snip>

Yeah - strange things are indeed happening

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:18 am

That is indeed wierd. And it is a kilt.

Hairy...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:23 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
That is indeed wierd. And it is a kilt.

I didn't know they made black suede mini-kilts. They go nice with thigh high go-go boots though...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:25 am

Heh. And I shaved my legs specially. No, wait, I do that *outside* the Zone.

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:26 am

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:29 am

Der-der dun-dun, der-der du-dun.

And the Monkey rules the world.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:29 am

Darkpoet floats by us through the void - formulaic equations whislte around his head whislt a supernova explodes up his arse.

Galactastic...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:31 am

Its utter Chaos in here - even weasel is spamming in side the ZoNe that is LiGhT on spam!

Spamorific...

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:33 am

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed May 16, 2001 6:38 am

The place where....you can spam all day.....till your computer breaks....which happens 24/7 in the Spam Zone.

Weaselic