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Enter, ladies, and be prepared for a world of ecstatic delights.

Tired of pubs, patios and parlours? Want to cut straight to the chase - pleasure? Look no further.

Soft lighting, scented candles, silk sheets and romantic make-out music. Gruntboy's Boudoir is resplendent as it is decadent.

Oh and chocolates served by Gruntboy clad in skintight shorts.

For $1 million, even the guys can get some.

:p ;)
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Shambles into Grunts boudoir in a hastly arranged outfit. Mini skirt, Boob tube, fishnet stockings, replete with blonde wig......
I'd have to get drunk every night and talk about virility...And those Pink elephants I'd see.
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I'll get in by letting my hair grow, cutting my beard.....mmm....maybe it's better i find another way in.....maybe the $1 million???? :eek: ;) ....NO WAY

OK...i'll come the most beatiful girl you've ever seen and so noone could tell me not to enter..... :p :p
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Damn i forgot aobut my beard :( :mad: :mad: :D
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Oh dear... alas, just another excuse for the guys to put on women's clothing... hmmm.. when in rome ;)

*yells to his girl friend... "Can I borrow your little black dress?" as he hops up and down trying to get the other high heel shoe on* :D

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*NO ADMITTANCE TO FAKE WOMEN*
Facial and pubic hair will be
thoroughly checked.

:D
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LMAO thats more than I wanted to know :D :p
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>*NO ADMITTANCE TO FAKE WOMEN*
Facial and pubic hair will be
thoroughly checked.

:D </STRONG>
Thats part of the fun :D
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Don't worry T', I'm sure you'll make the grade. Now if You'll just drop your panties and allow me to perform an inspection, you may then enter the boudoir... :D
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Originally posted by Gruntboy:
<STRONG>Don't worry T', I'm sure you'll make the grade. Now if You'll just drop your panties and allow me to perform an inspection, you may then enter the boudoir... :D </STRONG>
:eek: :eek:
Nothing more to add.... :p ;)
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LOL I'm heading in the opposite direction as fast as I can :D :p
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Waverly peers into the window to see what exactly happens here. Sleep and V, in drag, are gagged and duct taped to chairs. In the center or the room Grunt, naked except for knee high combat boots, a helmet, and a riding crop, is supervising a platoon a pantless marines in what he calls 'warm up calisthenics'. Sleep and V look very frightened, but Waverly dedides to leave them be when the pantless jumping jacks begin.
Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
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Originally posted by Waverly:
<STRONG>Waverly peers into the window to see what exactly happens here. Sleep and V, in drag, are gagged and duct taped to chairs. In the center or the room Grunt, naked except for knee high combat boots, a helmet, and a riding crop, is supervising a platoon a pantless marines in what he calls 'warm up calisthenics'. Sleep and V look very frightened, but Waverly dedides to leave them be when the pantless jumping jacks begin.</STRONG>
:eek: is that what they were doing? :( :mad: :D
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To quote a line from 'The Klumps': "THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
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Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>To quote a line from 'The Klumps': "THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"</STRONG>
You quoted the klumps, shame on you! :D
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Post by Weasel »

Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>To quote a line from 'The Klumps': "THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!"</STRONG>
I believe it needs to be said again. :D :D


"THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!" :D
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>I believe it needs to be said again. :D :D

"THIS IS SOME SCARY SH!T!!" :D </STRONG>
Now you are quoting the Klumps has no one any decency! :mad: :mad: :D

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Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
<STRONG>Now you are quoting the Klumps has no one any decency! :mad: :mad: :D
</STRONG>
I was playing hookie the day they taught decency. :D

Report this crime to the Ministry of Culture. :D :D
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The 11 Commandment: Thou shalt not quote the Klumps. :p :D On a slightly related note, I've been looking for a way to integrate my favorite line from the Klumps somewhere. "Look mommy, there goes the hamster's B!TCH!!!" I've been trying to work it into a dirty Minsc and Boo innuendo. :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Kayless:
<STRONG>The 11 Commandment: Thou shalt not quote the Klumps. :p :D On a slightly related note, I've been looking for a way to integrate my favorite line from the Klumps somewhere. "Look mommy, there goes the hamster's B!TCH!!!" I've been trying to work it into a dirty Minsc and Boo innuendo. :eek: :D </STRONG>
Boo by definition is an innuendo :D
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