Dragon Wench's Home for the Depraved

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:36 pm

Ooooooh my very first spam-dedicated topic!

Do your real life friends call you warped, sick, twisted or worse.....depraved? If so, this is the place for you. We have comfortable rooms lined with floor to ceiling, ten-inch thick padding, a tantalising electroshock therapy room, and ritual massage ministered by toned and svelt dancers.
Our bar offers such novelties as Triple Prozac c0cktails, Spammer's Bikini Rippers, and for those of you with more specialized tastes......The Fuzzy Handcuff Shooter.

Open twenty-four hours, come in, relax and unwind with friends who accept you for what you are and understand the creative workings of your mind.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:38 pm

Damn i am going to miss this

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:39 pm

Darkpoet sticks his head in the door.

"Am I allowed in, or am I too sane?"

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:41 pm

DP, it's people like you to whom this post is dedicated.

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:42 pm

Walking in.

Well, why didn't you just say so.

Wait, am I that bad?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:44 pm

Peers in, looks at Dp and says Yes you are

..then runs

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:45 pm

Before T could get any further. Three people in white coats, drag and throw her back in the door.

Guinness?

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:48 pm

You know, I saw the title of this thread and thought it said "Come to Dragon Wench's Home and Be Depraved," so I ran right over.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:50 pm

warped [check]

sick [check]

twisted [check]

depraved [check]

I passed all the test, what do I win?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:50 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
You know, I saw the title of this thread and thought it said "Come to Dragon Wench's Home and Be Depraved," so I ran right over.

Have a seat, DW will take everything from you in a minute.
Here friend have a Guinness.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:53 pm

Ahhhh...
*pssshhiittt*
Double Ahhhh...

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:54 pm

LOL Dp thanks for the guinness
@Weasel..you wina pretty white coat with real long sleeves and a nice supply of pretty little pills

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:55 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
warped [check]

sick [check]

twisted [check]

depraved [check]

I passed all the test, what do I win?

A bag of cookies and Waverly will sit on your lap.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:58 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:
LOL Dp thanks for the guinness
@Weasel..you wina pretty white coat with real long sleeves and a nice supply of pretty little pills

Woooooooo It's my lucky day

Pills first please

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 4:58 pm

Hello everyone, so glad you could make it. I don't know if you noticed the menu but we have some special house drinks, can I interest anyone?

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:01 pm

I'll have a fuzzy handcuff.

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:03 pm

Dragon Wench hands DP a fuzzy hand cuff. I always suspected that you had more um.....exotic tastes.

[ 07-12-2001: Message edited by: dragon wench ]

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:05 pm

Spammer's Bikini Rippers sounds like it has my name written all over it.

I will take two.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:05 pm

Ummm, so is there anyone on SYM who doesn't qualify for this place?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 5:10 pm

@ Weasel, here you go 2 Spammer's Bikini Rippers.

Would that be with or without the string?

@Georgi, there probably are people on SYM that don't qualify, but they keep a low profile. I say we find them and corrupt them. Resistance is futile.