Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:26 pm

@Mr. Sleep-I'm feeling better (thanks for asking

)

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@Gwalchmai-Happy vacations

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:28 pm

Originally posted by Brink:
@Mr. Sleep-I'm feeling better (thanks for asking ) .

That's good to hear

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 3:28 pm

@fable-If you ever need a bartender, give me a call

(failing that, I can also be a cleric

)

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:38 pm

I no sooner crawl out of my fur-lined parka in the back of the shop, then what do I find...? A raft of applications!

@Yshania, I'll gladly create a file for your application. Come back in eighteen months, and we'll review it--although with your experience (Treasurer of the US Government? Wow! and minting all those brand new $100 notes, too) I suspect there will be little problem in becoming head cashier.

@Gwalchmai, consider yourself officially one of our fine cooks. You are henceforth Chef Gwalchmai.

@Sleep, here is your trundgeon. I know you will live up to the standards we expect of you. Your outer space hamster is also on order.

@Saigo, 51% ownership? You must be thinking of K-Mart. Your application will be given strong consideration if you drop that clause, however.

@Brink, you are hereby our first multiclass bartender/cleric. I believe that gives you access to the Summon Small ****tails spell.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:42 pm

Originally posted by fable:

@Sleep, here is your trundgeon. I know you will live up to the standards we expect of you. Your outer space hamster is also on order.

I will go grab my tux

I get a trundgeon yippee!!!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:44 pm

@fable-I suppose I have the 'Remove Drunkenness' spell as well

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:49 pm

Originally posted by fable:
@Gwalchmai, consider yourself officially one of our fine cooks. You are henceforth Chef Gwalchmai.

I've been conscripted!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:51 pm

@Gwalchmai-You shouldn't have said anything about being a chef in the first place

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:54 pm

Originally posted by Gwalchmai:
I've been conscripted!

Shouldn't you be called Chef Gwachamalai?

(see the link to food very effective i think you'll agree

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 4:59 pm

Chef Gwalchmai?

I think I'm not going to eat here... The chef is obsessed with potatoes, and that's the only thing he can cook with.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 5:02 pm

@Mr. Sleep-ROFLMAO

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 5:03 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Chef Gwalchmai? I think I'm not going to eat here... The chef is obsessed with potatoes, and that's the only thing he can cook with.

What's wrong with potatoes? They have lots of iron as my mum keeps telling me...

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 7:25 pm

Besides, we still have opening for other chefs! Cooking pancakes and spam is a refined art, after all.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 9:10 pm

Do you want to see the world?? Tired of back pains?? If you can answer yes to both of this questions then I have wonderful news for you. FH3DPS (A non profit org.) wants you!! Yes the wonders of travel and on top of that, a cure for mankinds worst aliment backpain!! I know your thinking...What's the catch? None what so ever. Just apply for position 5 code Belly.

Hey this is my job.

Where's the doted line at..

Weasel

Fezek · Post by **Fezek** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:07 pm

Dear sir,
Having just recently terminated my current profession (Kensai/Mage) I am now looking into a new direction, one which my DM says is acceptable. I've had experience with flipping and cheese. I would like to work as a Kensai/flipper just to add some oriental flavour to your proposed establishment.

Fezek

Failing that I can conjure poor gags/jokes for the amusement of your clientelle.

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 10:24 pm

@Fezek, you're in. We can always use a kensai/flipper. Just remember which profession to use at any given time. We don't need you applying your kensai power to a pile of flapjacks. And if you mince the spam, you eat it.

@Weasel, you're in, too, though I'm still trying to figure out what job you've applied for, been accepted in, and will perform.

[ 07-14-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Fri Jul 13, 2001 11:56 pm

Originally posted by Minerva:
Chef Gwalchmai? I think I'm not going to eat here... The chef is obsessed with potatoes, and that's the only thing he can cook with.

Don't worry Minerva. I'll use my time here at the labor camp to diversify my cooking skills. There are lots of things you can do with pancakes, especially if you include things like blintzes and crepes under the heading (flat, pan-cooked breakfast food). (Though potato pancakes are not bad....

)

Yes, Mr. Sleep. I'll cook a nice guacamole and spam blintz for you right away.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 2:49 am

Dear Sir

Just a little update. (Walking a little funny, easing myself into chair). My roomie demonstrated his understanding of the term spamwarmer to me last night. I am sorry to mess you about but I would like to withdraw my application for this position. Thank you but I am not sure it is for me.

Thank you for keeping me on your files. I am getting quite used to being in files - maybe I could be considered for the cleric position too?

Take care and save a couple of pancakes for me.

Many thanks

Robin

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 7:47 am

Originally posted by fable:

@Weasel, you're in, too, though I'm still trying to figure out what job you've applied for, been accepted in, and will perform.

Bellydancer

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 7:53 am

Umm Weasel..you are going to be wearing more than that speedo...right?