Fable's House of 3D Pancakes and Spam

fable · Post by **fable** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 11:09 pm

It's not only green. I just discovered upon visiting the men's powder room that it glows in the dark.

What's more, I took a taste, and now *I'm* glowing in the dark.

Just what did you put in this drink, @Brink?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 11:13 pm

@fable-Everything in that drink is legal, I assure you

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 11:28 pm

Just because it is unregulated and technically ‘legal’ doesn’t make it right. Now, Brink, you should really leave your little experiments with genetically-engineered bioluminescence in the lab where they belong. Poor Fable.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 11:39 pm

@Gwalchmai-You're probably right

@fable-I apologize for what my little experiment did to you

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 12:39 am

No problem, @Brink. It will probably save on electricity, in the long run. However, I would suggest you refrain from making this particular drink for anyone other than some of our female visitors. Once they start glowing in the dark we can probably triple the cover charge.

Meanwhile, how do you look in seven veils? It appears Weasel is a no-show. It's contesting his contract because the penguins were sent back, and I understand only the midget was pretty happy about how things ended up. You're just about the right size for the veils, too.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:19 am

@fable-Wraiths never look good in veils (besides, I'm too busy conducting drink experiments during my free time

)

Btw, note taken about the drink I gave you

.It's now under the 'for ladies only' section of the menu

(I still don't get why they'll pay more for it though

)

[ 07-15-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:22 am

Actually, @Brink, I was thinking the men would pay for them to drink the stuff.

By the way, what do you want to call it?

[ 07-15-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:30 am

@fable-So, which section should I list it under?

(btw, I'll give you the honour of naming the drink since you are the owner of this establishment

)

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:53 am

I think we may want to place that drink under the menu heading of "men's fancy." We can also do one up for the women. Of course, we'll have to be careful. We don't want to bring the Vice Squad into this place. They might get too comfortable.

Name, huh? How about Goddess-D-Light? I mean, that's really cheesy. It's the sort of thing that sells well, these days. We can even put one of those italicized descriptions under it which require a magnifying glass that says, "Buy one for your ladyfriend, and watch her light up!"

Horrid and tasteless, I know. We should clean up.

Meanwhile, perhaps you can tell me if you've found an antidote yet to the luminescent effect. My wife says she can see my buns in the dark. I don't want to give our male customers any ideas.

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 5:50 am

I've added it to the 'men's fancy' section under the name you gave

.Btw, the glow-in-the-dark was just a side-effect of my experimental drink...I didn't knew about it until you told me so (as I said, my wine-taster never got back out of the toilet

)

I'll try to come up with some more new drinks (I'm not going to name them though, I'm not creative enough

)

fable · Post by **fable** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 8:54 am

I'm glad to say the glow has faded, and I no longer like a bipedal firefly. By all means, @Brink, experiment. You apparently have a way with drinks that goes beyond mere mixing and enters the paranormal range. Hopefully, we can keep the X-Files folks out of here while we sample more of your original concoctions.

Gwalchmai · Post by **Gwalchmai** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 10:06 am

Originally posted by Brink:
<STRONG>@fable-So, which section should I list it under? (btw, I'll give you the honour of naming the drink since you are the owner of this establishment )</STRONG>

In the tradition of such drinks as "Screaming Orgasm" and "Fuzzy Navel", I suggest that you name the drink something that makes reference to "Post-Coital Glow."

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 10:09 am

I think you should get Brink to create drinks dedicated to members of SYM. You could have a Purple Puffinstuffer, for example

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:06 pm

Dear Sir,

Just a note to let you all know that I face my final test. I will be away for a week entertaining children at Butlins. If I pass this test I will be released for the good behaviour next Friday.

Whilst in Butlins, grinning madly at the Noddy show every day!, I will not have access to a PC.

I therefore put in my advance order for pancakes with cream and a glass of the green stuff and I will see you again on the 20th!

Take it easy all

Robin Banks.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:16 pm

Seeyah Ysh

i hope you have more lateral thinking for me

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:41 pm

Good morning all

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:45 pm

Good morning Brink, up already?

I'm still glowing

I think it's very becoming

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:49 pm

I'd have to agree

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 2:00 pm

@C Elegans-Yeap

.Glad you liked it

@Mr. Sleep-

Would you like to glow as well??

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 2:05 pm

@Brink that would be good

I am currently exceptionally pale a little glow might be a good thing