Weihnachten beim Kloster

[Gwalchmai]

Originally posted by Fas:
<STRONG>One question Mar, are all the darkflames that err...achem...err....well endowed...cough...achem, as in your gifs??? </STRONG>

@Fas: I say again, Carmen Electra? Pamela Lee? BAH HUMBUG! The Dark Flames are superior in all things!

To all: Happy holidays! I have already given the best that I can to you, If you find it, I hope you enjoy it!

[Sailor Saturn]

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>For Sailor Saturn: it is my understanding you like Anime. I think its terrible. So, for you, some REAL cartoons: Scooby Doo, and Bugs Bunny DVDs. (The Scooby Doo episode is the best one: the one where they meet the Adams Family!)</STRONG>

Oooh! I love Scooby Doo! I especially like that ep!

Here's what I got you. *hands der Moench a crate of Dr. Pepper* I figured it's about time you had a real drink.

[Aegis]

So why Dr. Pepper then?

[Sailor Saturn]

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>So why Dr. Pepper then? </STRONG>

There's nothing like getting high on Dr. Pepper.

[Aegis]

I see... do you actually know how Dr. Pepper was named?

[der Moench]

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Oooh! I love Scooby Doo! I especially like that ep!

Here's what I got you. *hands der Moench a crate of Dr. Pepper* I figured it's about time you had a real drink. </STRONG>

Cool, glad you like the REAL cartoons!

But ... Dr. Pepper? Hmmm. Se I've had Dr. Pepper, and its OK. But I'll bet you've never had a great German beer like Paulaner. So, I refuse to drink your gift until you have tried some - hey, wait, you're underage, aren't you? Duh-oh! Now I'm breakin' the law in my monstary!

[Sailor Saturn]

Originally posted by der Moench:
<STRONG>Cool, glad you like the REAL cartoons!

But ... Dr. Pepper? Hmmm. Se I've had Dr. Pepper, and its OK. But I'll bet you've never had a great German beer like Paulaner. So, I refuse to drink your gift until you have tried some - hey, wait, you're underage, aren't you? Duh-oh! Now I'm breakin' the law in my monstary!</STRONG>

I'm underage according to the laws where I live, yes; but I have tried German beer. My dad, who spent a few months in Germany when he was in the Air Force, said the German beer he let me try was good German beer; but that's about the most I know about it.

[Sailor Saturn]

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>I see... do you actually know how Dr. Pepper was named?</STRONG>

Nope. If I knew that...I would've answered "yes" instead of "nope."

[Shadow Sandrock]

Originally posted by Maharlika:
<STRONG>@Sandyboy: The Ultimate Wall: this one talks AND listens... you may bring it to someone else's room and put it indiscreetly... then get it some time and see what it would come up with </STRONG>

Aww shucks. You should have. Really.

*puts it up in his friend's bedroom right away!* Gosh it fits right in. ^_^

I need to give minna some presents, too, don't I?

For the following people you get the following gifts.

~ Ivan ~ You now have the title deed to Argentina.
~ Aegis ~ You can have the title deed to Aegistina.
~ Ysh ~ You can have a drunk poodle. I don't know why. But you can have one.
~ Thorin ~ You get umm... nothing, what could I give a god?
~ Sleep ~ You get a Spam Your Bed official bed. This way you can sleep while spamming.
~ Saturn ~ You get a Kaorinite voodoo doll ^_^ You also get the Patent Pending Fire Buster III.
~ R. Shadow ~ You get a can of cat repellent. It's really Trowa Barton.
~ Panther ~ You get a T-shirt for my high school football team, the Johnston Panthers.
~ Maharlika ~ You get this rebellious himalayan kitty that likes to attack people. Use it to your advantage.
~ Fas ~ You can have a rabid voodoo doll of Fable.
~ Fable ~ You can have a rabid voodoo doll of Fas.
~ Minerva ~ You can have the wig I pulled off of that teacher.
~ Georgi ~ You can have the title deed to Brazil

I hope that covers everybody.

[Shadow Sandrock]

And everybody gets a can of Chauvanist repellent

Including the chauvanists

[Sailor Saturn]

I've given der Moench his gift, now for others.

Sandy - You get the book Professional Genderbending by the Sailor Starlights.

Georgi - You get a new anti-lurker gun.

Aegis - You get a colorful pair of Yuan-ti skin sandals. They'll go great with your Toga.

Mr Sleep - I tried to see if I could get you some inspiration, but I couldn't find any; so instead, you get a pair of sheep slippers.

Panther - You get a leesh and collar. Put it on yourself so you won't lose yourself again.

Yshania - You get a personal anti-anti-lurker gun force field to protect you from Georgi's new anti-lurker gun.

Fas - You get a hat that says "Been there, done that, got flamed."

Weasel - You get an I AM Spammer t-shirt.

Thorin - You get an inflatable 'h.'

Bloodstalker - You get a hat that says "Lord of the Lurkers" on it.

Ned Flanders - You get clothes. Put them on, please!

More might be added, so if I forgot ya...well...I might continue to forget ya, but who knows.

[Shadow Sandrock]

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Sandy - You get the book Professional Genderbending by the Sailor Starlights.</STRONG>

*looks at cover of book*

A-arigato, Hotaru-san... *slips book into backpack and walks away quickly*

[Aegis]

Let's see....

Sailor Saturn: you get Brooklyn Bridge. Enjoy!

Fable: You get some soylent Greens

Georgi: You can have me!

Ysh: Well... I dunno what to get you...

Weasel: You can have Cuba, and rename it Weaselland... Wait a tic..

[der Moench]

Hey, has anybody gotten anything for Buck?!

I heard he likes Vodka, but I gave my only bottle to Georgi ...

Suggestions?

[Aegis]

I think buck needs something stronger then Vodka... How about some whiskey/Rye/rum/gin/moonshine/Georgi

[Shadow Sandrock]

Georgi is strong enough to kill a moose, never mind poor Bucky...

*gets Buck a family portrait of everybody at SYM*

[Aegis]

*notes that he is mysteriously missing from the picture. for what reason, no one knows... *

[CM]

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>*notes that he is mysteriously missing from the picture. for what reason, no one knows... *</STRONG>

everybody knows, they just don't want to say it!!

[Aegis]

Know one knows... It is part of the mystery that is me...

[KidD01]

*HO HO HO !* KidD01 - the Ninja-Claus appear from darkness !

here's my gift to you :
Sleepy : You get a huge barrel of Arabica Coffee - hope it'll keeps you awake !

Grunty : You get Shania Twain !

Aegis : You get a whole new purple toga nad this can of tuna !

Minerva : You get this whole collection of rare Historical books

SS & fable: You get this new anime guide

CE, YSh, Lainy & Georgi : You all get a crate of guiness for each of you

DP : I get you a new guitar so next time we can do some jam session again in SYM local pub

X-man : U get this new booze - coktail booklet

Waverly (if you reading this, Wafflefly) : I get you some lurking equipment

Weasel : I get you a free sessions with Frasier so hopefully you become a spammer next year !

Bordin : I get you a new Golden Axe ! Uhm Let's see if you get this you'll become Bordin_Golden_Axe !

For all the Commies : You get to read [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000191"]This[/url] and [url="http://www.gamebanshee.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=9&t=000216"]This[/url].

Flaggy & Decoy : You get a stern warning from the spammer gang since you left SYM without saying good byee !

Shadow Sandrock : You get a Wing zero miniature for your good behavior this year !

Buck : You get my greatest appreciation & gratitude for making this good homepage and creating this SYM forum !

For those you who's not metion yet, help yourself with complementary Draught courtesy of DUFF Beer !

Happy Holidays Everyone !

[ 12-24-2001: Message edited by: KidD01 ]