@Rail. Sorry Rail, but good can't win! Don't you remember what a great man once said?
"Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb!" -Dark Helmet, Space Balls
As much as I don't want to admit it, thats the case...
heh....
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I am the defender of the light! The champion of Justice! And the slayer of really big lizards!
Roleplaying In Atkathla
Weasel sits up in his cell...the smell of urine is hanging heavy in the air. He wanders over to the mirror Ubik left him and stares in the mirror..
"WHAT the h#ll.. who was the wiseguy who spray painted my face pink!!"
He runs to the door of his cell and starts to yell for Ubik to let him out.
(Alright I ready to be let out)
Omar is in town it should be safe
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The Defender of Truth
"WHAT the h#ll.. who was the wiseguy who spray painted my face pink!!"
He runs to the door of his cell and starts to yell for Ubik to let him out.
(Alright I ready to be let out)
Omar is in town it should be safe
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The Defender of Truth
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
(Side note) Well Waverly at lest you got Gruntboy as your partner.
I believe Omar and Seabass would make a good team too. Just think of the damage they can cause together.LMAO
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The Defender of Truth
I believe Omar and Seabass would make a good team too. Just think of the damage they can cause together.LMAO
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The Defender of Truth
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
@Waverly..You know why Ubik sent Omar somewhere else to stay don't you...
Omar and Seabass together would have brought Ubiks' Pleasure Dome down on top of his head. Yes I picked the right side...I pity Magus and his group when Ubik unleases them two. 
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The Defender of Truth
Omar and Seabass together would have brought Ubiks' Pleasure Dome down on top of his head.
Yes I picked the right side...I pity Magus and his group when Ubik unleases them two. ------------------
The Defender of Truth
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Yeah, I bet Seabass would one-handed torn apart Magus's precious tower and then Omar would feast with the remnants of them goodies...
lmao, those two are a great addition to our cause
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Ubik, chairman of COTHMBG2G, Cookie Giver, Evil leader and generally a pain in the arse
and then Omar would feast with the remnants of them goodies...lmao, those two are a great addition to our cause
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Ubik, chairman of COTHMBG2G, Cookie Giver, Evil leader and generally a pain in the arse
Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert
Elder God B.P. Pervert
Right now Ubik is having a dinner party with Viconia and the kinky Nymph. Viconia bitches on the nymph all the time, but she (the nymph) is the obeying kind, so there is no problem with that, she does ANYTHING Viconia asks for... boy, has she an imagination!!!
(don't read on if you are -18)
hhmmm..... stop that vic, you'll ruin the taste of my home-made cookies... hmm... it tastes like cookies? Well, ok, enjoy
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Ubik, chairman of COTHMBG2G, Cookie Giver, Evil leader and generally a pain in the arse
(don't read on if you are -18)
hhmmm..... stop that vic, you'll ruin the taste of my home-made cookies... hmm... it tastes like cookies? Well, ok, enjoy
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Ubik, chairman of COTHMBG2G, Cookie Giver, Evil leader and generally a pain in the arse
Ubik
Elder God B.P. Pervert
Elder God B.P. Pervert
Well enjoy your little (Party) get together while you can... because it might get alittle rowdy in here if them two show up and catch you doing this.'Let the blood flow like water' I liked that Waverly 
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The Defender of Truth
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The Defender of Truth
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
After recieving his orders Seabass begins his journey to the governemnt district with his friend Serevon. Why would Ubik have him do easy tasks like this, surely it was an insult to my talents, but I descided not to comment on his orders. I had nothing else to anyways, so hell, why not. Serevon was getting impatient and made it clear he did not enjoy taking orders from Ubik, or from anyone to get it straight. But his loyalty was beyond measure, and I could count on him being there, how little and simple the situation might seem. It was night, the contact was a cowled wizard, I had been offered a place among them, but turned them down. My connection with the wizards since then has been very weak, and at encounters no dialogue would spark about the situation. Rodlon? it was something like that anyways, he too is probably driven by greed, otherwise these activities on the side would be a waste of time. It had to be about something important. The streets seemed to reach out to the horizon as we with steady steps made our way to the location. The houses toweing like mmountains around us, and odd as it might sound, it felt as if they were growing, and getting higher. A voice threw me back to reality:
"you must be seabass, Ive herd about you... and I about your connection to the cowled ones. This situation is beyond the wizards, Im taking part of this project not as a member of the clan, but as an intelligent individual. So let all harsh comments lay at rest for now, we need to get to work"
"Very well, sounds fine to me, now can someone tell me what this is all about??.. I've been led around like an igorant child, and Im sick of it. I demand to know whats going on"
"Indeed you do, but these questions, cannot be answered by someone like me, Im simply a small piéce of the puzzle see. It goes further than this, higher than this, you just wait... there'll be more answers than you every expected. But for now, I need you to come right this way"
"Okay, but Im serious, if theres any backstabbing going on, it'll be me with a dagger in your back , not the other way around. I don't deal with people like you without a good reason."
"You're so naiv my friend, answers will come, one thing I can tell you: ... It might seem as though Ubik is running the show, but he's simply a pawn in this game of chess. There's powerful forces at work here, and we're simply tools of their will. But you Seabass, you have been in contact with gods I hear, if anyone outlives this game, it'll be you.... hehehehehe"
"I am not falling for your compliments, I've done that before. I've been down that road to many times, dont give me that. Now show me, now."
"Alright, Im not suposed to do this, damn, alr... just come this way"
"Good, lets get going"
The Trio exits the main street thhrough a small alley, dissapearing into the mist. What was Ubik up to, and if he wasn't the mastermind, who was controlling him?
"you must be seabass, Ive herd about you... and I about your connection to the cowled ones. This situation is beyond the wizards, Im taking part of this project not as a member of the clan, but as an intelligent individual. So let all harsh comments lay at rest for now, we need to get to work"
"Very well, sounds fine to me, now can someone tell me what this is all about??.. I've been led around like an igorant child, and Im sick of it. I demand to know whats going on"
"Indeed you do, but these questions, cannot be answered by someone like me, Im simply a small piéce of the puzzle see. It goes further than this, higher than this, you just wait... there'll be more answers than you every expected. But for now, I need you to come right this way"
"Okay, but Im serious, if theres any backstabbing going on, it'll be me with a dagger in your back , not the other way around. I don't deal with people like you without a good reason."
"You're so naiv my friend, answers will come, one thing I can tell you: ... It might seem as though Ubik is running the show, but he's simply a pawn in this game of chess. There's powerful forces at work here, and we're simply tools of their will. But you Seabass, you have been in contact with gods I hear, if anyone outlives this game, it'll be you.... hehehehehe"
"I am not falling for your compliments, I've done that before. I've been down that road to many times, dont give me that. Now show me, now."
"Alright, Im not suposed to do this, damn, alr... just come this way"
"Good, lets get going"
The Trio exits the main street thhrough a small alley, dissapearing into the mist. What was Ubik up to, and if he wasn't the mastermind, who was controlling him?
Pajas
Sidenote: I am back! Time to get things rolling...just needed to get everybody together. @Trip-Wire and Fallout: You shall start back at the base of the tower. You breached a few character traits of Magus and Aerie. @Aegis: You haven't reached the tower yet (to keep time from being totally messed over ) And good isn't dumb; its just biding its time 
Here we go...
The surroundings coalesce around Fallout and Trip-Wire once again. A huge curved obelisk stands before them. The top seems to vanish into the clouds...
Aerie: H-Here we are. He's been anxiously awaiting your arrival.
The trio approach the obelisk. As Aerie nears it, the face of the obelisk glows faintly, and an entrance appears. Aerie steps through, and the doorway begins to constrict behind her. Trip-Wire and Fallout hurry through it, and barely manage to get through before it seals closed behind them. Aerie doesn't even seem to notice, and continues forward. The pair find themselves in a well lighted study. Shelves of books stand on both sides and to their front, and continue on as far as the eye can see. Directly ahead, before the shelves, is a polished rectanglur wooden table, and a couple of strangle looking chairs. They are made of the same magic material as the Rift. Behind the table stands an ornate silver-bordered mirror, framed with carved serpentine creatures inlayed with precious jewels curling round to form the border. A large diamond tops it, and glows with a soft multi-colored light. The pair follow Aerie as she rounds the table and walks over to the mirror. Closing her eyes, she lays her hand upon the diamond, and the diamond flashes brightly. When the light recedes, the mirror no longer reflects the adventurers, but shows a dimly lit room filled with odd magical devices. Aerie looks back at the pair, then steps into the mirror. The pair only hesitate a moment before following.
Sidenote @party of good: I'm not done yet. This is just a preliminary release. I'm writing another post at this moment, so don't do anything rash.
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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik
) And good isn't dumb; its just biding its time Here we go...The surroundings coalesce around Fallout and Trip-Wire once again. A huge curved obelisk stands before them. The top seems to vanish into the clouds...
Aerie: H-Here we are. He's been anxiously awaiting your arrival.
The trio approach the obelisk. As Aerie nears it, the face of the obelisk glows faintly, and an entrance appears. Aerie steps through, and the doorway begins to constrict behind her. Trip-Wire and Fallout hurry through it, and barely manage to get through before it seals closed behind them. Aerie doesn't even seem to notice, and continues forward. The pair find themselves in a well lighted study. Shelves of books stand on both sides and to their front, and continue on as far as the eye can see. Directly ahead, before the shelves, is a polished rectanglur wooden table, and a couple of strangle looking chairs. They are made of the same magic material as the Rift. Behind the table stands an ornate silver-bordered mirror, framed with carved serpentine creatures inlayed with precious jewels curling round to form the border. A large diamond tops it, and glows with a soft multi-colored light. The pair follow Aerie as she rounds the table and walks over to the mirror. Closing her eyes, she lays her hand upon the diamond, and the diamond flashes brightly. When the light recedes, the mirror no longer reflects the adventurers, but shows a dimly lit room filled with odd magical devices. Aerie looks back at the pair, then steps into the mirror. The pair only hesitate a moment before following.
Sidenote @party of good: I'm not done yet. This is just a preliminary release. I'm writing another post at this moment, so don't do anything rash.
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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik
Lost Souls: A bereft lover. A masterless familiar. Friends gone their separate ways. Time marches on, and destiny heralds the meeting of comrades old and new. Can they find what they're seeking? Or will the search bring them only more pain?
@Magus Evil is dumb. Good is really, really dumb.
For the love of God, someone let Weasel out! He doesn't even have facilities! Cross your legs and hold out a bit longer...Here, old boy, have a donut.
Even a Weasel deserves better than to be sitting around in wet pants.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
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\^/averly
roaster of inquisitve paladins
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For the love of God, someone let Weasel out! He doesn't even have facilities! Cross your legs and hold out a bit longer...Here, old boy, have a donut.
Even a Weasel deserves better than to be sitting around in wet pants.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.
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\^/averly
roaster of inquisitve paladins
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Then darkness took me, and I strayed out of thought and time
Aegis follows the hakeashar through the exotic garden. Strange plants and beautiful blossoms surround them, though they yield to form a path before the gliding hakeashar. It seems like they've been traveling forever, and the tower hasn't gotten visibly closer. Aegis, bored and somewhat curious, decides to strike up conversation with the forbidding hakeashar.
Aegis: What do you think of your master, foul one?
A voice sounds in Aegis's head:Curious, mortal? All shall be shortly revealed...
Aegis refuses to be put off.
Aegis (stopping): I demand answers, wraith. I want to know why I'm here, or I refuse to go farther.
The hakeashar stops and turns around. Its eyes glow brightly: You mortals amuse me so. Do you think you have a choice? This place is not governed by your rules, human. I could leave you here, and you would be trapped here for an eternity, lost in an alien world...(his eyes fade back to normal)
Aegis ponders for a moment.
Aegis: I suppose you have a point there, dark one. Let us continue.
The hakeashar's eyes flash: As you wish... It turns and starts to glide forward, but abruptly stops. The others have arrived. We must not keep them waiting... Aegis's sight blurs. When his sight returns, he and the hakeashar are standing in front of the obelisk.
Aegis is fuming.
Aegis: If you could teleport, why did we trek through that cursed jungle?
The hakeashar's eyes flicker, and it seems to be...laughing: Because I desired it so, mortal. You...amuse me, human. But you have much yet to learn. Like most of your kind, you are too quick to judge. But enough of this. Magus requires your presence. I shall join you shortly...after I deal with one more...visitor. Go now.
Aegis, baffled by this turn of events, opens his mouth in protest. But the hakeashar is suddenly no longer there, and the world starts to melt around him again...
Sidenote: Nope...still not done. Got two more plots to wrap up, and the continuation of the first. Give me another few hours
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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik
Aegis: What do you think of your master, foul one?
A voice sounds in Aegis's head:Curious, mortal? All shall be shortly revealed...
Aegis refuses to be put off.
Aegis (stopping): I demand answers, wraith. I want to know why I'm here, or I refuse to go farther.
The hakeashar stops and turns around. Its eyes glow brightly: You mortals amuse me so. Do you think you have a choice? This place is not governed by your rules, human. I could leave you here, and you would be trapped here for an eternity, lost in an alien world...(his eyes fade back to normal)
Aegis ponders for a moment.
Aegis: I suppose you have a point there, dark one. Let us continue.
The hakeashar's eyes flash: As you wish... It turns and starts to glide forward, but abruptly stops. The others have arrived. We must not keep them waiting... Aegis's sight blurs. When his sight returns, he and the hakeashar are standing in front of the obelisk.
Aegis is fuming.
Aegis: If you could teleport, why did we trek through that cursed jungle?
The hakeashar's eyes flicker, and it seems to be...laughing: Because I desired it so, mortal. You...amuse me, human. But you have much yet to learn. Like most of your kind, you are too quick to judge. But enough of this. Magus requires your presence. I shall join you shortly...after I deal with one more...visitor. Go now.
Aegis, baffled by this turn of events, opens his mouth in protest. But the hakeashar is suddenly no longer there, and the world starts to melt around him again...
Sidenote: Nope...still not done. Got two more plots to wrap up, and the continuation of the first. Give me another few hours
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...Magus
Level 18 young Half-Elf Conjurer, Neutral Good, resident of The Rift, bitter foe of Ubik
Lost Souls: A bereft lover. A masterless familiar. Friends gone their separate ways. Time marches on, and destiny heralds the meeting of comrades old and new. Can they find what they're seeking? Or will the search bring them only more pain?
Sitting here doing nothing rash.
@Weasel- At least aim for out in the hallway, for goodness sake! LOL(irony)
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@Weasel- At least aim for out in the hallway, for goodness sake! LOL(irony)
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