The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 11:49 am

every time I try so send a E-Mail it loads outlook I type in and It does not send it, It always get undelivered.
This is likely a configuration problem with outlook and I have not find the time to look in to it.
And I will say it again, I never ask about that, and you can not send anything (letters, pictures of you, the cat, a painting, your book, I mean Anything) to me anyways since you dont have my E-mail, got it now?
Now I have to ask this.
Are you a blond ?

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 11:50 am

Originally posted by Chrissy:
You know what I think Drakron, we have a communication problem...

'Houston I think we got a problem here.'

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 11:51 am

Get a life Drakron, I wasn't offering.

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:16 pm

My cookies are still working???
must be their spirists...

"all systems are failling....Mayday....Mayday..."

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:17 pm

Look what happened to my once proud thread... Chrissy trying to hide from two sex-driven maniacs (

) while nude pictures are flying in the air...

tsk tsk tsk...

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:29 pm

You call this tread proud?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:34 pm

no... not any more

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Axl Ubik, he´s got the next #1 in billboard top 100

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:37 pm

Right, that was obvious... It wasn'r proud to begin with... But it's fun to read tough... (in a sort of sick and twisted way

)

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:37 pm

I wonder why Chrissy is always here???

"Captain, I fix the comunication system and the engines are working now but I will need some time on that, but the vendors machines are still out"
"Damn, go work on the machines now, the engines can wait"

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:39 pm

Me too Drakron.
Really. what am I doing here.
Bye.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:39 pm

'Oh I'm proud to be a Ubik follower'

'Oh I'm proud to be a singer'

'oh oh oh oh you spammers'

'oh where is the nudie pictures'

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:54 pm

And USS (stands for [not very]United [cyber]Stalkers Ship[dingy boat]) Chrissy (named after, well nobody remenbers why anymore, they just run out of names after the USS Doggie) travels in the dangerous Cyber quadrant, know for the attacks from the DBE (stands for deunided blonds empire[they are blonds and running a empire, so far the only ships in danger in here are their since they never so far were able to hit anything, even the mega super big jumbo class ship that is about 100 km long is quite safe in here]) returning from a long jorney....

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 12:55 pm

@Weazel, I guess you are getting hoocked on that guns'n'cookies role of yours, huh? Check the thread, it is quite... informative.
No nudies here, though, Chrissy is a nice gal (or 50 year old bald, fat man, whatever you choose) and does not pose nude. Got it?

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Axl Ubik, he´s got the next #1 in billboard top 100

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 1:12 pm

Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 2:11 pm

Abord the USS Chrissy...
Ulaula-Captain kik, there is a sos from the kobiashi maru, audio only
Kik-on screen...err, on speakes
(on THX sound system)
sound-....ersrsta..maru...damage....help!!!!!!....
ulaula-I lost the message, captain.
kik-well there was just here, OK who stole the message.
Super bock- She means the she lost contact with the ship, sir.
kik-what!, I know that, just kiding,hehehe.
(will go on)

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche

Pigdog · Post by **Pigdog** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 2:12 pm

Can you Vote for Yourself?

Hehe

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 6:47 pm

Hmmm, I just wasted 10 minutes trying to figure out what happened here. 10 minutes of my life gone, I can never have them back; and I am still no closer to deciphering the latter part of this thread. But hey, I never like people to complain unless they offer a solution so here is mine:

Suggested reading for Drakron:

"English as a 6th language"
"Hearing what you want to hear- and other selective hearing tricks"
"The trekkie to Queen's english traveling dictionary"
"Don Juan's guide on how to offend women"

(just kidding with you, buddy, but I will require a book report

)

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\^/averly
roaster of inquisitve paladins

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 7:38 pm

@Waverly:Suggested reading for Waverly

"Probes and their uses" by Omar Boom Boom

"Ten things it takes to be a Manager" by Axl Ubik

"What not to tell people on the internet" by Chrissy the groupie

"Why hitch-hiking is bad for your health" by Sleazel Weazel

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 7:45 pm

Nice to see you there Weasel, game too boring for you as well?

Suggested reading for Weasel

"Sheep and STD- the Real Story"
"Duct tape and your skin- ouch that hurts"
"A Prayer for Omar Meany"

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Sun Jan 28, 2001 8:08 pm

All I watch is the commercials... They're a lot better than the game.

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