The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 9:49 am

Sounds great hon, lets do it!

(happy hour? I was giving up drinking too much... Yes and my mom also told me never to go with strange men... Guess I'm not good at sticking to my plans...

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tinytim · Post by **tinytim** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 9:55 am

good night all i will be back after a few words from my sponser

yes a girl and a boy cute little thingstake after me

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 9:55 am

Originally posted by Chrissy:
strange men...

They don't come much stranger.
I will leave tickets for the girl in the tiny bikini...good luck

WTF Waverly the Seer must be losing his powers.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:01 am

Okay Waverly, whaddayasay we call this one a tie and start about something else because I don't think you really want to spend your money on a girl you've never seen.

(pats Waverly on the back encouragingly... concentrates to rip gaze away from shoulders

) I'm sorry I'm such a tease... aaaand if it embarasses you I'll stop hitting on you right now.

(please don't take me too seriously, I'm still high because I didn't kill anybody with the car...

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:06 am

Bam crash!!help I been shot down..

People we need to get help out there to Waverly..

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:08 am

<sniff>

anyone else want the tickets?

You mean you were hitting on me? Hmm, I better go back and read this thread.

I thought we were talking BGII here.

Hmm. Who's future I am I seeing anyway? Damn 6th sense- you can never count on it when you need it.

[This message has been edited by Waverly (edited 02-01-2001).]

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:12 am

Waverly:
Hon, didn't you hear, I'm hitting on a lot of people... according to this very thread at least: Mr Sleep, Gruntboy, Ubik, Maurice ehmm who else got votes? And you ofcourse...

And I didn't know they weren't refundable, don't worry if you have tickets waiting for me I'll come. (maybe I'll even throw in the tiny bikini to see what happens

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Um... my eyes are starting to water from laughing...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:16 am

The reports of a crash and burn might have been wrongly reported..

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:17 am

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:21 am

Waverly:
Thanks... tsk.

Don't forget you were asking for pictures of the very same person in bikini... Doesn't only say something about me...

Weasel: how about you trying for newsreporter...
To keep your mind off spamming?

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:25 am

The Sleazel Daily

Front page news...

Waverly has nightmare about bald fat guy showing up at his home..

Will the marines save him??

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:33 am

<Waverly comes to drenched in sweat, but clarity and his powers of FarSight return>

Hmm. I'm afraid I will require that picture

<calls visa to cancel charges> You are a naughty little tease

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:40 am

If you really have those FarSight powers you don't need a picture at all...

*shakes head and looks up, the safe-drive-influence finally fading. (Where was I) wipes collapsed hair out of eyes (oh yes, being kicked around by a bunch of spammers at SYM)*

Weasel: who's your editor, how the hell did somebody's nightmare get on the frontpage... isn't there a war waging somewhere?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:48 am

@Chrissy, I told you what my Farsight powers gave me as your image, and you chastised me for saying you were too good looking for me. Like all women, you sure do know how to confuse a guy

If that safe driving high is wearing off, you could always try a few oz. of cough syrup

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\^/
"Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!- prophet still, if bird or devil!-
Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted-
On this home by horror haunted- tell me truly, I implore-
Is there- is there balm in Gilead?- tell me- tell me, I implore!"
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore."

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 10:48 am

@Chrissy...Well I had to edit it myself....I couldn't get no one else to work for me

As for wars there is one going on in my head.

Good..bad..good..bad..good..<SMACK>Bad

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 11:30 am

@Waverly - "FIX BAYONETS!"

"CHARGE!"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 11:34 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
@Waverly - "FIX BAYONETS!"

"CHARGE!"

Give the Marines a rest, GB. Aren't you sore yet? Ill be back with my story after a bit, have some sh!t to do out of the office...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 11:43 am

Waverly: And you're not confusing me by at times saying I'm too goodlooking for you and then telling me I'm bald and gay? Hypocrite!! (

) You do get extra points for sucking up tough... I feel all giddy inside.. (could also be the combo of my daily valium and the cough syrup you recommended...

)
Yes, tell us a story...

Weasel, can't you ask Slyweasel or Mrs.Sleep to do the editing for you? As long as they inhabit the same skull as you I shouldn't be too hard to mobilize them... (oh so THAT's what this war really is about!

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Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:15 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:

Weasel, can't you ask Slyweasel or Mrs.Sleep to do the editing for you? As long as they inhabit the same skull as you I shouldn't be too hard to mobilize them... (oh so THAT's what this war really is about! )

Well Mrs. Sleep.. I mean Chrissy would you want to be an Editor for The Sleazel Daily

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"Boo says Weasel is the best"

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Drakron Du´Dark · Post by **Drakron Du´Dark** » Thu Feb 01, 2001 12:59 pm

Chrissy-No, I am not looking for a fight, I will just ignore you, until I decide to do something else.
Everbody else-I stop posting in here(AKA this topic, not the forum) since I decided that, I dont think that I not in the mood of seeing any Chrissys topics for quite some time.
Maurice-Well if you are seeing this you are doing a good job as a moderator, just what you to know that.

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"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not became a monster... when you gaze long into the abyss the abyss gazes into you..."
Friedrich Nietzsche