The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:22 am

Melosh-tar, watch out there it sounds like the monkey belongs to the coconut like this...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:25 am

@Chrissy: Suggest we build a raft. Things are not looking so good

. BTW-not still angry w/ me for the yelling are you? Tried to send a 'sorry' via ESP but not sure it is working

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:29 am

Waverly: Mad, me at you? Ofcourse not, you're my dream come true remember?

EDIT Waverly thinks I've said too much

Raft? I think that'd be the best idea... (it was such a nice place before the tourists came) But for god sakes leave the monkey with Melosh-tar.

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:35 am

[Waverly is more Fool than Seer today]
LOL

Edit: make that ROTFLMAO

@Melosh: you are not alone you have the monkey.

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:41 am

Waverly: Are you happy now your tightlipped fool?

You do have a point ofcourse.

Yes Melosh-tar you will be there all alone, at the wrath of the ticked off monkey... oooh I like them odds...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:46 am

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 11:56 am

ROTFLMAO

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I would be #1 but I have a)to work a bit
b)a wife to take care of

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:43 pm

Waverly, Chrissy and a raft a bestseller? Only if you're into sleazy romance-novels I think...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:51 pm

Waverly the romantic? ce n'est pas possible

Still, seems to be an interesting situation

You did bring the fresh water, didn't you Chrissy?

Someone spam us a story, Weasel and I did our part...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 12:55 pm

Clearly you've never read a romance novel... Not much really romantic about it, randy is better word. If you need a creative way to describe an orgasm this is what you should read. A sleazy one is even worse, no story whatsoever, could be used as toilet paper. (a friend of mine has about 170 of the damn things. I always thought that if you'd read one you'd read them all. I still stick to that thought...)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:01 pm

mesdames et messieurs, nous avons une autorité. LOL. How many have you read?? Just kidding

But I think I will let you tell this part of the story

This is going to be a short, unhappy trip without fresh water...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:03 pm

@Weasel
Re: Your two men and one women in the desert island

You made one mistake. Two Japanese men were already instructed before they came to the island (surely, no Japanese men leave their office without any business plan

). So, they are busy building their new business there (I don't know, new office block or a factory, perhaps), and tell the woman they don't have time for her. Then, they just start asking her to make tea or coffee, clean their rooms, cook dinner, wash dishes, and iron their shirts.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:05 pm

No fresh water, but I did take the last bottle of Baileys... I don't think that'll keep us alife... *sob*
Then I'm afraid I'll have to throw you to the sharks to catch one and kill it with my bare hands...

LOL (excuse me, weird mental picture)

I admit to have read two romance novels, one historic and the other one of those hospital things... I can tell you they'll bring tears to your eyes (from laughing that is)

But my friend is an unquestioned authority.

EDIT
Waverly: If you hadn't used all the empty bottles to post messages we could have filled those with fresh water... It's all your fault!

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:21 pm

Waverly is stuck on the phase 'hospital things'. His imagination won't let him go any farther.

@Chrissy: so you have the chance to write me some dialog and you throw me to the sharks

Sheesh.

@Minerva: Hi there

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:24 pm

Waverly: No I changed my mind (it's what women do

) because I just remembered that the neares island was only a 4hr swim.
We're stuck on a raft for a bit over 4hrs with a bottle of Baileys. Did you take anything useful?

Hospital things? Want me to spoil your little fantasy there?

Minerva: No wonder you left Japan for England...

but England may not be the best choise...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:28 pm

Originally posted by Melosh-tar:
So what did you think. Best Seller??? I need professional criticism.

Hi Minerva, I'll put you into the next story.

Thank you, Melosh-tar! I'm really looking forward to it

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:28 pm

Professional criticism? go look somewhere else. Maybe Ubik can help you...

My unprofessional review: I don't think people that don't post here are gonna understand it... LOL