The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:32 pm

Waverly is overjoyed that the only reason he isn't shark bait is that Bora Bora is close enought to make it.

Bailey's and 4hrs? I think I have everything I need...We can even take the long route, I feel in top shape today

Waverly mutters something about infernal blocking filters...thinks he solved the problem...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:38 pm

Waverly: Noooo, actually the reason I let you live is because you're my hero but I can't say that out loud.... *oops*

Are you telling me there's something wrong with this raft?
I do hope it's not made from splintering wood since I'm wearing only a tiny bikini...

Top shape, don't tell me, this means you're gonna drink the entire bottle by yourself right?

(hmm, I was hoping for some entertainment on this LONG float... Maybe I should dare him... Wait a minute, did you say long route?

)

Minerva: Do actually want to be in a story? LOL, it's fun to read, I'll give him that...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:45 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
Minerva: Do actually want to be in a story? LOL, it's fun to read, I'll give him that...

I have a feeling I should have thought carefully before say something...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:46 pm

Right, I am going to drink the bottle and take a nap. Wake me when we arrive won't you? (hey you had your chance, miss let's feed Waverly to the sharks

)

Raft seems to be fine...and my 6th sense is working again

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 1:56 pm

Waverly: Tsk, stepped on you oversized ego did I?

Well if you're gonna be childish you're not getting my Bailey's either. There!
(don't try being childish to somebody younger than you...

)
(here's the chance to wrestle with a girl in a bikini... are you strong enough to pass it up?)LOL

Besides if I really was planning on feeding you to the sharks you'd be dead meat now hon.

(where's the evil grin smiley?)

Minerva: YES everything you say can and will be used against you !!! remember that. (now where did I read that the use of three or more ! was a sure sign of insanity?)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:06 pm

Spammers 101

1.everything you say can and will be used against you.

2.it's not a job. It's adventure.

3.everything you don't say can and will be used against you.

4.You ripped my warning you filthy copyrighter

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:08 pm

Waverly grabs the bottle before Chrissy can get a good hold on it, drinks it in one gulp, and lays back for a nap.

Chrissy sulks.

@Melosh, try to keep Omar from Minerva in your story...I don't think she realizes just how diseased your mind is

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:12 pm

Waverly: You really are more childish than I am... (a new low congrats..

)

Chrissy decides to make the best of it and lays down to do a little more tanning... obviously this man isn't worth the effort.

Weasel: You ripped my warning you filthy copyrighter!

EDIT
After a while Chrissy hears the steady chopping of a helicopter. She puts her sunglasses on an recognises salvation. She is about to wake Waverly up but hesitates... Then she takes off without him. (That'll teach him... should have played your cards right boy...

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:20 pm

Don't worry Melosh I edited it a bit to match...

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:24 pm

My computer terminal has just gone again!
I though some of the posting doesn't make sense, then now I found there are more messages then I knew...

So, I say:
@Waverly Hi!
@Chrissy Choosing to be in either Japan or England is a matter of which country I can tolerate better, you see.

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:29 pm

Waverly opens one eye long enough to get a good look at Chrissy's butt as she boards the helicopter.

After her departure, he put his sunglasses back on goes back to sleep- drifty aimlessly.

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:36 pm

Waverly: *smiles* You already got me wondering how the hell you could be drunk enough to sleep through a heli when all you've had is a bottle that's small enough to empty in one gulp.
I'll miss you. But it's Melosh's story after all.

Minerva: and the tolerating is based on....?

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 2:51 pm

I just thought you (lousy spammers) should know what happened to Ubik. so my story is in the Guns'n'cookies thread. enjoy

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b)a wife to take care of

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 3:02 pm

Waverly has gone back to the island. He is redoubling his efforts on the still and is filling his message bottles with bannana rum.

@Chrissy: Left me high and dry, eh, Ishmeal?

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 3:10 pm

Waverly: Sorry missed the reference there. (Ishmael? I feel like an idiot again

)
But I do miss you. I can't help it if Melosh doesn't want to see us together on an island... *sob*
At least you're still there with banana rum... I'm stuck with the rest of the band lateron cause I'm quite sure Melosh is gonna fish Ubik out of the sea again... He can't do without the drummer. (And then there is Chrissy stuck with the monkey- and marine-lovers... while she could have been on an island with a guy with nice shoulders (admitted, he does talk to hairy coconuts but maybe he'll grow over it

) and banana rum. (Which is disgusting but does contain alcohol...)

Who do you think is better off?

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 3:13 pm

"Call me Ishmeal"-Melville

He is the narrator in Moby ****. I only have bannana rum and coconut rum, sorry

I can't believe that got starred out

Moby D!ck.

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Mon Feb 05, 2001 3:17 pm

What were you gonna do, mail it to me?
On the land I can at least get my hands on some more Bailey's and drown my sorrow.