The Ultimate poll: Chrisys object of desire

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:10 am

OMG

This is a new low, even for you, GB. Tip for the kids: Maraschino cherries add just the right touch

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:12 am

Good point but I didn't jump up and down on the bed afterwards. *Some* girls might find that a turn on...
Especially the kind who appear on American chat shows.

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:17 am

Gruntboy: Jump up and down on the bed? Where the hell does that come from... have you been watching Jerry again?

Waverly: You have a thing for fruit right?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:19 am

Please! Your all corupting my pure (HA) 15 year old mind! My god... What did I start here... By the way, GB, I didn't know Manacins counted as real women

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I am not what you think I am.
I am not what I think I am.
I am what you think I think I am...

(Ponder over that one for a bit...)

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:22 am

@Chrissy:
Sweet, sweet, sweet poison.
-more culture from Shakespeare

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:25 am

Waverly: Yes more culture... typical what quotes you remember hon..

Aegis: I don't think there's anything corruptable about your 15-year-old mind...

[This message has been edited by Chrissy (edited 02-08-2001).]

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:26 am

Ice cream? Gosh, that poor girl must have some serious problem afterwards...

From my (endless

) experience, the three best things for this kind of use are:

- Honey (extremely sticky but it fits very well with brunettes. Don't try it with blondes, it is kinda bitter after the use. And remember to wash afterwards, alot of honey stays on - especially in the hairy areas)

- Chocolat cream (this is the ultimate must for blonds and red-headed. Tasty, high calories and hard to get off the sheets)

- Whip cream (better try it with a non-hairy woman, it tastes delicius and comes off pretty fast and easy. No need for a quick shower afterwards)

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:29 am

Random comments Ubik:

Everything is bitter after it has been on a blonde

How 'hairy' are these women?????

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:31 am

ROFL

Thanks for the advice "uncle" Ubik.

Don't let any 15 year olds say that to you - you might get done in as a sex offender!

Afterthought: *anything* tastes good when its licked off of woman - LOL!

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Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:35 am

Ubik: Honey? now that's sticky... And now I can never look at my breakfast quite the same again... LOL

All in favour of the chocolate cream tough.

Waverly: They're probably from the mediterranian area... very hairy..

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:41 am

Originally posted by Chrissy:
They're probably from the mediterranian area... very hairy..

Ouch!, that's going to leave a mark

Want me to send over some razors, old boy???

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:42 am

@Waverly: You must have something against blondes

Hairy like a french woman, you know the kind, they never shave

@Chrissy, you would look at your breakfast in a more... creative way

@Le Grunt: Not really, not if they haven't washed properly

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:50 am

Ubik: How the hell do you get honey to actually come off without using your teeth... Um, no never mind I said that... Mental picture suddenly kicked in.

And the non-shaving is what I was talking about too... plus facial hair... *shivers* I'm so happy my hair's not that dark... and... omnipresent.

Creative? I don't need to be turned on everytime I eat my breakfast...

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:53 am

Originally posted by Chrissy:
I'm so happy my hair's not that dark... and... omnipresent.

Does this indicate what I think it does?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:57 am

ROFL

You pervy bum-bag, how did you tease that out of her

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 11:58 am

Waverly: No, I don't think so... pervert.. LOL

Hey, I've got over 700 posts... This can't be happening...

Chrissy · Post by **Chrissy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:02 pm

Melosh: Why the hell should I decide... It's your story... use your imagination... (not too much of it tough...

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:02 pm

Melosh: They could graft your nuts to his forehead?

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Thu Feb 08, 2001 12:03 pm

Originally posted by Chrissy:
Ubik: How the hell do you get honey to actually come off without using your teeth... Um, no never mind I said that... Mental picture suddenly kicked in.

And the non-shaving is what I was talking about too... plus facial hair... *shivers* I'm so happy my hair's not that dark... and... omnipresent.

Creative? I don't need to be turned on everytime I eat my breakfast...

Chriiiiisy!!! Ohmnigosh, we turned an innocent (well, ok, not THAT innocent) littul Dutch girl into a pervert spammer

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a few words of Wisdom, from old uncle Ubik