Favorite Quotes

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:22 am

Answer to "What else floats in water"

"Very small rocks"

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:25 am

Opinions are like @ssholes, everybody has got one

Dirty Harry

"If you touch his ****, I am going to kill him"

Incredible funny stuff from Kevin Klein in "a fish called Wanda"

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:28 am

"Do you have anything better to do than marching UP and DOWN the square??? You'd rather go to the PICTURES?"

"Eh, yes"

"Ok, go!"

The searg in the "Meaning of Life" by Monty Python's

Anglachel · Post by **Anglachel** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:30 am

I had forgotten about Big Trouble in Little China (great cult movie). Here's another one from it that doesn't mean much if you haven't seen it.

"Its all in the reflexes."

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:38 am

(great cult movie)

Rocky Horror Picture Show, The (1975)

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The Criminlogist: And crawling on this planet's face, some insects called the human race. Lost in time. And lost in space... and meaning.

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Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:41 am

They are in a hospital

a hospital?

It is a big white building with doctors and nurses

(Airplane, again)

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:43 am

"It's good to be the King" almost any Mel Brooks movie.

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leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:43 am

"adults make children and children make adults"

can you tell im a parent

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Destroyer of transmissions!

i miss my truck!!!!

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:44 am

@Ubik My favorites from The Meaning of Life:
"Live organ donation"

"Ah, I see you have the machine that goes BEEP."

And the dialog from the sex ed class, which probably can't be posted

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 10:46 am

"D@mn the torpedos, full speed ahead!!"

Union captain as they invaded mobile Bay-- civil war

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:19 am

@Damn, Weasel, how can you spam under two names simultaneusly???

(hey, he IS the Ayatollah of Spam, right?)

The sex ed class... the ocarina... LMAO

The machine who goes "ping"

"What can I do"

"Nothing, you are not qualified"

or

"Is it a boy or a girl"

"don't you think it's a little early to (I forget the right words but the meaning is) apply a role to the child?"

Damn, this is one of the funniest "intelligent" films ever...

And another Python

"You are all individuals"

(all together)
"We are all individuals"

(one single voice)
"Eh, no, I 'm not!"

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:22 am

More Python:

Chaplain: Let us praise God. Oh Lord...

Congregation: Oh Lord...

Chaplain: Oooh you are so big...

Congregation: Oooh you are so big...

Chaplain: So absolutely huge.

Congregation: So ab - solutely huge.

Chaplain: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.

Congregation: Gosh, we're all really impressed down here I can tell
you.

Chaplain: Forgive Us, O Lord, for this dreadful toadying.

Congregation: And barefaced flattery.

Chaplain: But you are so strong and, well, just so super.

Congregation: Fan - tastic.

Chaplain and Congregation:
Oh Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill or toast your flock,
Don't put us on the barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok...

Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants Lord,
In a Rotissomat...

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FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:30 am

LOL, love that stuff...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:31 am

Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993)

[Preparing to ravish Maid Marian.]
Sherrif of Rottingham: "A chastity belt! That's really going to chafe my willy!"

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:34 am

Ubik, Foul: here's a 'clean' portion of the sex ed class:

Headmaster: Name two ways of getting them flowing, Watson.

Watson: Rubbing the ****oris, sir.

Headmaster: What's wrong with a kiss, boy? Hm? Why not start her off with a nice kiss? You don't have to go leaping straight for the ****oris like a bull at a gate. Give her a kiss, boy.

Wymer: Suck the nipple, sir.

Headmaster: Good. Good. Good, well done, Wymer.

Duckworth: Stroking the thighs, sir.

Headmaster: Yes, I suppose so.

Another: Bite the neck.

Headmaster: Good. Nibbling the ear. Kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the ****oris, Watson.

Watson: Yes sir. Sorry sir.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:41 am

One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a
pretty good joke.
I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting
pretty late.

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:42 am

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion.
For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear
that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes
out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and
blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula,
but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Wed Feb 14, 2001 11:42 am

LMGDBFSAO