A Visit With the Royal Necromancer

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 6:02 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
It pains me, but I must forward this PM to you all:
originally posted by Weasel:
Please, Waverly, I can’t bear to face you again. Let me off the hook. Let me save face in front of my COMM supporters. I bow before your evil superiority. I grovel at your Machiavellian boots.
Ever your humble servant,
Weasel

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure..........

Foul Dwimmerlaik · Post by **Foul Dwimmerlaik** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 7:06 pm

N: "That shocking final peril which gibbers unmentionably outside the ordered universe, where no dreams reach; that last amorphous blight of nethermost confusion which blasphemes and bubbles at the centre of all infinity - the boundless daemon sultan FOULDWIMMERLAIK, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin, monotonous whine of accursed flutes. That final peril I say, I will NOW face. Long time I have suffered from the dolorous depredations of that weak, purile old man "Lord" Waverly. He needs to realize who is the puppet-- and who really is pulling the strings...."

[ 01-18-2002: Message edited by: Foul Dwimmerlaik ]

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Jan 18, 2002 9:12 pm

So when do they bring on the EverReady Bunny...?

(eats popcorn)

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KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 8:48 am

ROFLMAOTIK Waverly on his rampage again

Way to go Waverly !

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 9:34 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Deep within the keep of Waverly’s fortress, jagged shadows dance as the torches cast dim light upon the rough hewn stones ... (yadda, yadda, yadda) ...

*der Moench arrives at this most unpleasant abode with torch in hand. The Necromancer is missing - either off hatching plots against his quondam master, or simply, er, licking the wounds inflicted by Sailor Saturn - so der Moench sets torch to tinder and BURNS this house of dementia TO THE GROUND!

*

*Noticing a tugging at his leg, der Moench looks down to see one of the Necromancer's creations has escaped. No doubt this one was not made to Waverly's specifications, for it would appear to be a runtish little Waverly!!

*

der Moench: Well, little one?
Waverly-runt: Pickles!
der Moench: Eh?
Waverly-runt: Cabbage and boogers!!
der Moench: Ah! You are indeed a chip of the ol' block. What a shame.

*der Moench considers the possible advantage that may be gained by using such a weapon against it's creator ... thinks the better of it, and tosses the runt into the pyre.*

Your move, Wankerly. I shudder at the prospects such a mind may hold, but I'm game.

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:45 am

royal NeKr0mAnCeR.... sounds good.

ill read it later.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:57 am

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
royal NeKr0mAnCeR.... sounds good. ill read it later.

If you're the royal necro, you might want to read it now.

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:06 am

hmmmm good idea. i supose ill read it now

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:19 am

well that wasn't very nice....

just let me find that YATTA video and you'll see

ill make you watch it till your brain melts

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:23 am

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
well that wasn't very nice....

just let me find that YATTA video and you'll see ill make you watch it till your brain melts

Dude, I dunno who you are angry at, but I assure you that when I burnt down the Royal Necromancer's keep, I in no way intended offending NeKr0mAnCeR.

Here, have a beer!

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:29 am

Originally posted by der Moench:
Dude, I dunno who you are angry at, but I assure you that when I burnt down the Royal Necromancer's keep, I in no way intended offending NeKr0mAnCeR.

Here, have a beer!

His "manly rage" is probably directed at me for...uh...removing the manliness.

NeKr0mAnCeR · Post by **NeKr0mAnCeR** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:32 am

i was kiding of course. i would never work for WAV

der Moench · Post by **der Moench** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:34 am

Originally posted by NeKr0mAnCeR:
i was kiding of course. i would never work for WAV

Good man! Here, have another beer!

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:17 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
 What have we here? [uncovers a gaunt, greenish, gnomelike creature]
Doppelganger Macaroni: Tee hee hee. I’m special!

A gnome?

A GNOOOOMMMMMME!!!!

Hey Wankee-doodle-dandy, if you're just gonna make a diametrically opposed version of me, do it good, OKAY?!!!

You should have made him a hobbit!

@COMMrade der Moench: Great going, brod! You made Rambo look like a pansy.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sun Jan 20, 2002 5:37 pm

So you are like Dr.Grunt except no services to the public?

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 9:06 am

When will this yet another Waverly vs Weasel be taken place? I should be told.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 1:39 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
When will this yet another Waverly vs Weasel be taken place? I should be told.

Kawaii-chan, I'm sure it's not at the hill where you can look at Mediteranian

But I'll be glad to facilitate the duel, perhaps the profit from ticket sales can be donated to the needy

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 1:45 pm

Originally posted by Minerva
When will this yet another Waverly vs Weasel be taken place? I should be told.

Who won the previous one?
Did it even end?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Fri Feb 15, 2002 1:55 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield

Who won the previous one?
Did it even end?

Try search for a topic named SPAM Duel It'll tell you more there