Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality
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Well BS, as God's own drunk and a fearless man, I met those bears many years ago. My cousin Jimbo down in Watkinsville, GA had asked me at one point to watch his still while he went into town. Outta this still came out a whiskey that warshed down like honeydew vinewater. These bears had done some sniffin' around the still though I showed 'em no fear. Eventually, the bears and myself drank ourselves into a tumultuous uproar. I later passed out and the bears ran off with the still. However, recently I tracked them down and brought the bears and the still to your tavern. The rest is history, I think, I can't remember a damn thing.
Crush enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
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Nippy, I like the way you think!
Go forth, and seize all the beer you can, return with as much as is possible,(yes, I understand you will have to drink some of it along the way)
Ned, That reminds me of the time my granddaddy lost HIS still. Seems my cousin was in over the holiday's and wanted to see pappy's stiil. So, shore'n'uff, pappy took him up the mountain, and showed him. They got to drinkin', as us Kentuckians do , and that's when it happened. Seems my cousin had been eating Granny's home cooked red bean chili, someone lit a match at an inopportune time, and *BOOM* there went my cousin, my freind who had gone with them AND the still
*sniff* I really miss that still
Takes a deep drink
Go forth, and seize all the beer you can, return with as much as is possible,(yes, I understand you will have to drink some of it along the way)
Ned, That reminds me of the time my granddaddy lost HIS still. Seems my cousin was in over the holiday's and wanted to see pappy's stiil. So, shore'n'uff, pappy took him up the mountain, and showed him. They got to drinkin', as us Kentuckians do , and that's when it happened. Seems my cousin had been eating Granny's home cooked red bean chili, someone lit a match at an inopportune time, and *BOOM* there went my cousin, my freind who had gone with them AND the still
*sniff* I really miss that still
Takes a deep drink
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Tomorrow the tavern should be cleaned up, it should be ladies night. We can advertise in other threads (politeness of course, those threads that dictate no spam shalst not receive it).
I'll have a fresh batch of shine ready for the suarez.
Can we hire females. Ysh could be the provider of Irish spirits. She always seems to have a bottle of Jameson in her back pocket. Plus all the access to those scrumptuous single malt scotches. Wait!! We'll have to edit her title to provider of Her Majesty's finest spirits. Oban, Edradour, mmmmm
I'll have a fresh batch of shine ready for the suarez.
Can we hire females. Ysh could be the provider of Irish spirits. She always seems to have a bottle of Jameson in her back pocket. Plus all the access to those scrumptuous single malt scotches. Wait!! We'll have to edit her title to provider of Her Majesty's finest spirits. Oban, Edradour, mmmmm
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Of course. Doesn't everyone?Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Does SS mix her ale with Dr. Pepper?? </STRONG>
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I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
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I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
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Hmm...I'm still trying to figure out why I was drenched in champagne when I flooded the tavern with red wine.Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>*a few minutes later, door bursts open and a 5' tall wave of red wine comes pouring out of the room, semi-flooding the tavern*
*steps out of the room drenched in champagne* Okay...that didn't quite work out the way I expected. </STRONG>
[ 01-21-2002: Message edited by: Sailor Saturn ]
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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Romulan Ale and Dr. Pepper, please.Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Sees SS come in....changes the locks on the back room
What can I get ya? </STRONG>
How's you doin', BS?
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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Beware of Dragqueens named....Elwankerly the bold, Le Oink the pig and a Puffinqueen singing.."Time for tubby byebye, time for tubby byebye.Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
<STRONG>Tomorrow the tavern should be cleaned up, it should be ladies night. </STRONG>
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po, teletub..."
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
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*wonders how long this bar is that it took so long to reach her* *drinks it*Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
<STRONG>Slides SS ger drink down the bar, whacks grizzly bear to get it to move so he can see her.
i am fine, just enjoying some of my own beer. glad to see I don't have to drink alone.
So how are things with you? </STRONG>
Not too bad. My comp is getting screwier everyday, but my new one should arrive tomorrow. I bought Win98SE today to install on the new comp. Also got a new manga and a new book, so I'm fairly happy. Shopping is wonderful!
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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@BS got any coffee in here?
@SS So your shopping needs are satisfied once more.
@SS So your shopping needs are satisfied once more.
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For now, yes.Originally posted by Gandalfgal The Talking Variant:
<STRONG>@SS So your shopping needs are satisfied once more. </STRONG>
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
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If I welen's dlunk, I'd be soo tcaled so letpond so shis tslange pots. Bus, at is it, I'm nos onry vely dlunk, bus alto vely siled.Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Beware of Dragqueens named....Elwankerly the bold, Le Oink the pig and a Puffinqueen singing.."Time for tubby byebye, time for tubby byebye.
Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Lala, Po, teletub..." </STRONG>
Protected by Saturn, Planet of Silence... I am the soldier of death and rebirth...I am Sailor Saturn.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
I would also like you to meet my alternate personality, Mistress 9.
Mistress 9: You will be spammed. Your psychotic and spamming distinctiveness will be added to the board. Resistance is futile. *evil laugh*
Ain't she wonderful? ¬_¬
I knew I had moree in common with BS than was first apparent~Yshania
[color=sky blue]The male mind is nothing but a plaything of the woman's body.~My Variation on Nietzsche's Theme[/color]
Real men love Jesus. They live bold and holy lives, they're faithful to their wives, real men love Jesus.~Real Men Love Jesus; Herbie Shreve
Volo comparare nonnulla tegumembra.
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Drunken Sailors and teletubbies this place is getting scarier by the minute.Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>If I welen's dlunk, I'd be soo tcaled so letpond so shis tslange pots. Bus, at is it, I'm nos onry vely dlunk, bus alto vely siled.</STRONG>
And where's that cup of coffee I'm getting cranky, I need[i/] my early morning coffee.
Life is a bad thing - you die from it. ~Vicsun
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You choose.
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You choose.
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