Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:20 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
SS, Are you SURE you won't try a little of Ned's special brew?

Heehee, I think I'll stick to Romulan Ale and Dr. Pepper.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:22 pm

Well, I could have him add a little Romulan ale to it....

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:24 pm

Will do boss, I can't guarantee occasional "falls" over the fence though...

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:27 pm

falls are acceptable....McBane has covered that in the contracts he drew up.

However, falls may not be encouraged....verbally of course. I realize that some of my employees may bee a bit clumsy at times. you know, likely to *bump* into a patron.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:30 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
Well, I could have him add a little Romulan ale to it....

Nah, Romulan Ale and Moonshine don't mix, imo. Best to stick with Romulan Ale and Dr. Pepper.

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:32 pm

Moonshine mixes with anything, but, as you would have it..more for me

uncorks jug, takes deep pull.

How did classes go today?

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:33 pm

**emerges in tatters from the distillery room and explains the bears have been dabbling a little too heavy with their concoction**

**slides an electric shine and romulan ale down the bar to SS**

Ysh, here is the story of the magic sauce:

what I meant in the auction thread was jameson, however, it has been interpreted differently by BS and McB

What happened is in the shine distiller in back, our attorney McBane, 'accidentally' dropped a vial of some liquid in the mix (McBane, as our attorney, has found way to furnish the bar with additional friendly chemicals.

Anyway, the liquid would appear to be hallucinogenic in nature (one of those, we're going to the spirit world kind of things). The bears (you'll have to read a ways back to learn about the bears) got into the brew and sort of freaked out. BS and McB thought this is what I meant by magic sauce.

**winded, tries to catch breath**

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:36 pm

Well as long as I can accidently be clumsy, I'm happy...

Seeing as I'm paid in beer, does shine come under the agreement? I have a feeling I like it... *Nippy drools at the large bottle*

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:38 pm

**slides a snifter of electric shine towards nippy**

enjoy

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:48 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
How did classes go today?

Well, I BS'd my way through another short essay in English, then aced a quiz in Intercultural Comm for which I had not done the reading. School over for the day, I went shopping with my parents and got a new pair of shoes.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:49 pm

Originally posted by T'lainya:

Hmm in other words it all depends on whom we wish to feed to the crocs?? I have a list here of future croc chow candidates

Grabs Ms. T's list...

1. Waverly
2. Waverly
3. Waverly
4. Foul
5. Gruntboy
6. Ubik
7. Omar
8. Mr.Sleep
9. Mrs. Sleep
10. Flagg

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Weasel ]

Recoba · Post by **Recoba** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:49 pm

Hi All, how are things?

Been pretty busy recently with work and playing Throne of Bhaal (got it a couple of weeks ago) and going away at weekends to do much posting, but I just thought I would say hi and see how things are going.

Nice to see another bar up and running again - it has been to long.

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 2:56 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Grabs Ms. T's list...

1. Waverly
2. Waverly
3. Waverly
4. Foul
5. Gruntboy
6. Ubik
7. Omar
8. Mr.Sleep
9. Mrs. Sleep
10. Flagg

Hmmm I think Weasels reading skills need some improvement

I'm sure I put Slyweasel on there somewhere...

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 3:30 pm

@Ned - thanks for the explanation, now could you slide me an electronic wine down the bar please?

btw, why does the name GWAR also make me think of Napalm Death?

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 3:33 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
Grabs Ms. T's list...

1. Waverly
2. Waverly
3. Waverly
4. Foul
5. Gruntboy
6. Ubik
7. Omar
8. Mr.Sleep
9. Mrs. Sleep
10. Flagg

<( I pitty the foo messes with Ms.T!)

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Rob-hin ]

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 3:47 pm

rob-hin,

I believe it's 'i pity the foo (as in fool)'

**slides Ysh an electric shine**

buh-bye
stay away from the croc cage.

I'm tending bar for a while so stick by the bar. You'll need a friend when the shine kicks inn. And if you start seeing gorillas and monkeys, they are real so be careful.

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Ned Flanders ]

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 3:51 pm

*Steps in, looking about the room..eyes narrowing as he examines the odd bunch that currently inhabit the establishment*
*Moments later, the room is crossed..looking to the tender* A pitcher of brew..and keep 'em comin'.

Rob-hin · Post by **Rob-hin** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 3:53 pm

Originally posted by Ned Flanders:
rob-hin,

I believe it's 'i pity the foo (as in fool)'

WOOPS! Why did I type that?!
Corrected, thanx for pointing that out and keep me from looking like a fool...

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 4:04 pm

**slides XxRPGerxX a pitcher**

Welcome to the tavern. Is this your first visit. You look new. Please stick close to the bar please (your friend yshania is here). I going to need your John Han**** on the dotted line here. Basically, it is a disclaimer stating if you lose your life here, it ain't our fault. **looks around for McBane** If McBane, our attorney was around, he could explain things in detail. Just be careful. Watch out for the grizzlies, gorillas, and stay away from the croc pit. Sheez.

After you finish that pitcher, you let me know if you are interested in a shot of electric shine.

**notices GWAR is performing their initial sound check and smiles that the bar is considerable distance from the stage**

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Wed Jan 23, 2002 8:35 am

Good day all, I see things have changed quite a bit in here. Hopefully the bar is still working