After Aurora again left two out of her three characters behind, leading her little halfling main character to a slaughter, I came up with a brilliant plan.
I am going to auction my friend.
That's right!
I know, the rush to take part in this once in a lifetime deal is hard to resist, I mean, when was the last time a maiden was put up for auction?
But there's more!
Let's list her qualifications:
She's a cutie (some of you know her as the blonde in my picture dubbed 'Charlies Angels'. If you haven't seen this picture, it's because I think you're a pervert and don't want you to see what my innocent friends look like.)
She also gives very good massages, and has good staying power. Other friends stop after two or three hours, but not Aurora.
And the kicker is that she's such a sweet person, that she can be easily lead to take part in many a dastardly deed.
So, what are the offers?
*waits for the money to start pouring in*Oh, and no using her for disgusting and perverted experiments.
*looks towards half the members of the board*(What this REALLY is, is an introduction to my friend, I got her to join Game Banshee)
P.S. I lied, and said there were nice normal people here...I hope this cover isn't blown for at least the first few posts.
