Auction!!

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:12 pm

Posted by Viv -

Yshania: I wonder how many new babies in the next few months will be little Ysh's

LMAO!! well if there are, they have nothing to do with me!

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:17 pm

@ BS - As your attorney, I would advise you to answer any questions concerning small children with - No Comment

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:19 pm

Originally posted by XxRPGerxX:
Exactly, as I said : ..or 'too far gone'

Hey! What does this mean?!

Don't make me
A) Get DW here with her whip
B) Get Georgi here with her tongue
C) Push Yshania into you

(See, there are a million and one uses for a Darkflame)

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:22 pm

@ McBane,

nice work. Glad to see you've got our backs outside of the tavern.

Little bloodstalkers, they'd probably be ready for a little shine on day 1.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:23 pm

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
At Viv,

As long as there isn't a sudden rush of little Bloodstalkers, I am quite satisfied.

And why would you think there would be

Also, replying to something you said waaay back in this thread something about my whole plot was to get all the men interested in Aurora for some private time with you?

All I have to say is 'My what an ego'... I wonder if all men think this way

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:24 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
Don't make me
A) Get DW here with her whip
B) Get Georgi here with her tongue
C) Push Yshania into you

Excuse me, but is this a threat? It sounds like a bonus to me

I tell you what, I'll stay right here and you go get them

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:25 pm

Posted by Viv -

A) Get DW here with her whip
B) Get Georgi here with her tongue
C) Push Yshania into you

*sigh* you saying I lack momentum?

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:29 pm

Originally posted by Maharlika:
*confused*

How could a pet buy its own mistress?

I thought all along that Waverly is Viv's new boy-toy, I mean, lap-"pet." The only (exotic furry) pet for that matter which is assured of not being eaten by Fas
[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Maharlika ]

ROFL!! That's a good way to think of it, thank you Maharlika

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:30 pm

Ysh,
You can be pushed into me, as long as you've got that magic sauce.

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Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:33 pm

Ysh: So you say you've nothing to do with it

You don't lack momentum, but we make a good team.

With me pushing and you being the moving 'weapon' type thing, no man can stand in our way

McBane: Rofl!

Ned: Sauce?

What sauce, we've a sauce?

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:33 pm

@ Ned, as your attorney, I strongly advise to refrain from terms such as "magic sauce"

@ Ysh, I thought it obvious that I would prefer you being pushed into me.

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:38 pm

Ahhh!! so me being pushed into people is a covert approach huh?

this way shy Ysh gets to break the ice with some poor unsuspecting blokie whilst also being utilised as a 'get away from Viv' weapon!

Cheers Viv! I never thought of it like that!!

@Ned - Shush about that sauce will you? you will blow my cover

@McB -

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:41 pm

McBane,

I thank you for your advisement. My choice of words is purely innocent and besides, the magic sauce is something we serve at the tavern.

I'm under the presumption ysh knows of which I speak although I chose such lingo to stir a reaction (thanks, viv) and once again, the attorney is warning me of my fun. Not that I mind of course McBane, you're playing the role excellently.

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:43 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
Ahhh!! so me being pushed into people is a covert approach huh? this way shy Ysh gets to break the ice with some poor unsuspecting blokie whilst also being utilised as a 'get away from Viv' weapon! Cheers Viv! I never thought of it like that!!

ROFL!!

That's yet another use for the patented 'Ysh Toss'

My plan was a way to punish those males that get out of line, as Mr. X (tries to write the rest of his name, gets a G and an R and gets flustered, decides he might like being called 'X') above. As DW and Georgi are not here, I push you into him. Being the nice person you are,you'll apologize, help him up, and make some conversation, giving us enough time for DW to arrive with her whip and Georgi to find time to flame him!

Whew, that was a lot to type

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: Vivien ]

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:45 pm

@ Ned, If you are refering to the "magic sauce, tm of Bloodstalker's Tavern of Neutrality, you need the disclaimer.

BTW, no thanks needed. After all, that is what I'm paid for.

@ Viv, How long do I have to wait for the whipping and tongue "lashing" from the other DFs???

Yshania · Post by **Yshania** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:47 pm

*Picks Xx up off the floor, readjusts her wig and false leg, puts her loose teeth back in then grins inanely at him*

Hello my friend!

Ned Flanders · Post by **Ned Flanders** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:50 pm

McBane,

As a friend and fellow of BToN, I'd advise you wait however long it takes for DW and Georgi to get here. And lose the tie; wrap it around you head or something.

**slides McBane a shot of electric shine**

XxRPGerxX · Post by **XxRPGerxX** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:54 pm

Originally posted by Vivien:
Hey! What does this mean?!

Don't make me
A) Get DW here with her whip
B) Get Georgi here with her tongue
C) Push Yshania into you

(See, there are a million and one uses for a Darkflame)

Promise?

I'll take on the whole lot, bring it on..I have youth, and the stamina attached to it!

..take it in whatever manner most pleases you.

[ 01-22-2002: Message edited by: XxRPGerxX ]

Vivien · Post by **Vivien** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:54 pm

Originally posted by Yshania:
*Picks Xx up off the floor, readjusts her wig and false leg, puts her loose teeth back in then grins inanely at him* Hello my friend!

Hey! What happened to your princess barbie costume

I thought that with the sparkly scepter was 'killer'

(But good job)

Mcbane: I don't have any idea if or when they'll arrive, we may have to resort to bondage

McBane · Post by **McBane** » Tue Jan 22, 2002 1:57 pm

@Viv - Excellent!! erm I mean if you must.

@ Ned, It looks like I may be tied up here for awhile. (I couldn't resist) You might have to run the bar @ BToN for me this evening.