Death to this thread!

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:35 am

Waverly:

1967 : Steven Weinberg puts forth his electroweak model of leptons
1969 : J.C. Clauser, M. Horne, A. Shimony, and R. Holt propose a polarization correlation test of Bell's inequality
1970 : Sheldon Glashow, John Iliopoulos, and Luciano Maiani propose the charm quark
1971 : Gerard 't Hooft shows that the Glashow-Salam-Weinberg electroweak model can be renormalized
1972 : S. Freedman and J.C. Clauser perform the first polarization correlation test of Bell's inequality
1973 : David Politzer proposes the asymptotic freedom of quarks
1974 : Burton Richter and Samuel Ting discover the psi meson implying the existence of the charm quark
1975 : Martin Perl discovers the tauon
1977 : S.W. Herb finds the upsilon resonance implying the existence of the beauty quark
1982 : A. Aspect, J. Dalibard, and G. Roger perform a polarization correlation test of Bell's inequality that rules out conspiratorial polarizer communication
1983 : Carlo Rubbia, Simon van der Meer, and the CERN UA-1 collaboration find the Wpm and Z0 intermediate vector bosons
1989 : The Z0 intermediate vector boson resonance width indicates three quark-lepton generations
2001: Dr. Waverly proposes his Unified Theory of Quantum Filth, receives large grant from Yale for further research & SYM is catapolted to status of "Most Visited & Downloaded Internet Site", baffling General Hospital enthusiasts, bewildering physics professors and shocking monkeys everywhere.

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:40 am

Originally posted by FoulDwimmerlaik:
2001: Dr. Waverly proposes his Unified Theory of Quantum Filth, receives large grant from Yale for further research & SYM is catapolted to status of "Most Visited & Downloaded Internet Site", baffling General Hospital enthusiasts, bewildering physics professors and shocking monkeys everywhere.

ROFLMAO

[This message has been edited by Gruntboy (edited 03-19-2001).]

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:43 am

LMGDBSDSAOTIWACSYMFOIWSY

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Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:47 am

You've had too much punch at the party Ubik

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:49 am

wwwwhat partey??? *hickup*

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:52 am

@Foul:

ROTFLMAO, or as Ubik would say: ROTFBOTKBLADM [rolling ont the floor banging on the keyboard like a drunken monkey]

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 8:59 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Foul: ROTFLMAO, or as Ubik would say: ROTFBOTKBLADM [rolling ont the floor banging on the keyboard like a drunken monkey]

FoulDwimmerlaik · Post by **FoulDwimmerlaik** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 9:06 am

Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 4:22 pm

Originally posted by Waverly:
@Foul: my goal is to merge the two and indulge in quantum filth

Will you, really...?

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Mon Mar 19, 2001 5:55 pm

Mornin , guys

Here's something from Frasier :
"Men don't use sex to get what they want, it's sex that is they want !"

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Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:37 am

I return with a tooth full of metal and more than a little dazed and confused after a heavy night of reading novels, the life of a high flyer like me is never dull

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:40 am

Did we ever said that your life was dull?? Does the tooth hurt?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:48 am

No it was one of the most painless fillings i have ever had, but the drugs they gave me made me kind of drunk

Flagg · Post by **Flagg** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:49 am

Was just about to suggest: Drink alcohol to numb the pain.

Ubik · Post by **Ubik** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:52 am

Hello honeys

how are you today?

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Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:53 am

Originally posted by Minerva:
Will you, really...?

Have you no faith in me?

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 6:57 am

Probably not

How is the schizophrenic entrepreners of the board anyway

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 7:05 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
How is the schizophrenic entrepreners of the board anyway

Not good...a doppleganger tavern opened up to siphon off customers, the Goddess of Wisdom is doubting me, and then there is the monkey...

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 7:53 am

Hey Doc ! How's the Soap Opera ? U don't say it's goin stuck don't ya ? After those nifty advertising ???

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Minerva · Post by **Minerva** » Tue Mar 20, 2001 8:36 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
Not good...a doppleganger tavern opened up to siphon off customers, the Goddess of Wisdom is doubting me, and then there is the monkey...

I just believed what you said...