Have you ever cybered?

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 7:52 pm

Ah, the kind of intimate, obnoxious details they ask for over the web...! What will they ask about next? Why, online, virtual sex, of course! Have you ever done it? Did you present yourself as you are in reallife, or create a separate persona? And how do you judge the experience vis-a-vis the Real Thing?

Assuming you've ever had the Real Thing, of course...

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:04 pm

I thought about it at one time...till some vagrant pasted pictures of me in my speedo all over the web.

The shame....

The phone calls in the middle of the night..

The one's coming to my work place...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:07 pm

Originally posted by Weasel:
I thought about it at one time...till some vagrant pasted pictures of me in my speedo all over the web.

The shame....

The phone calls in the middle of the night..

The one's coming to my work place...

Goodness, @Weasel! Do you mean to say it increased your desirability a hundred-fold? Do you still find yourself dogged by, well, not dogs, but reasonably decent looking women?

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:09 pm

OH sure, I used to cycle all the time. You never knew whered I'd be cycling. But then the Government let me have a driver's license, and cyling has been a distant memory.

Weasel · Post by **Weasel** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:11 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Goodness, @Weasel! Do you mean to say it increased your desirability a hundred-fold? Do you still find yourself dogged by, well, not dogs, but reasonably decent looking women?

Well to tell the truth....it wasn't women. I personally don't have nothing against what other people do....I just don't swig both ways.

(Disclaimer...if this offends anyone I will remove it.)

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:12 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Goodness, @Weasel! Do you mean to say it increased your desirability a hundred-fold? Do you still find yourself dogged by, well, not dogs, but reasonably decent looking women?

HEY!!!! This dogg don't swing that way!!!

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:14 pm

Bah. Can't get the GIF to load. It would have been ever so relevant, too.

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:17 pm

Originally posted by leedogg:
HEY!!!! This dogg don't swing that way!!!

OOh, whose gonna break the bad news to Sleep then? You've broken his heart you know Leedogg

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:31 pm

Originally posted by fable:
Bah. Can't get the GIF to load. It would have been ever so relevant, too.

[ 08-16-2001: Message edited by: fable ]

Hmmm, a gif relevant to a topic about cybering? I don't think I want to know what it was...

fable · Post by **fable** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:33 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Hmmm, a gif relevant to a topic about cybering? I don't think I want to know what it was...

It was more like an especially emotive emoticon, depicting facial frenzy.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:58 pm

Originally posted by Vehemence:
OOh, whose gonna break the bad news to Sleep then? You've broken his heart you know Leedogg

I'm sorry Sleepy, I didn't want you to find out this way!

It's fable's fault though!

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 10:03 pm

Cybering is one of those things that I find truly disgusting, especially when done in an open room. It is infantile, and desperate, and haved vowed never to do it.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 10:42 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Cybering is one of those things that I find truly disgusting, especially when done in an open room. It is infantile, and desperate, and haved vowed never to do it.

So, you've done it then?

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 10:50 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Cybering is one of those things that I find truly disgusting, especially when done in an open room. It is infantile, and desperate, and haved vowed never to do it.

I bet your fish is sad to hear that

fable · Post by **fable** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 1:30 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
I bet your fish is sad to hear that

It's sobbing a salt river of tears, even now.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 1:45 am

Originally posted by Weasel:
Well to tell the truth....it wasn't women. I personally don't have nothing against what other people do....I just don't swig both ways.

(Disclaimer...if this offends anyone I will remove it.)

You don't swig both ways? You mean there are two ways to swig? BTW, what DO you swig?

Nani shiro, to answer the question, a guy tried to 'make'

me cyber with him. When I refused by telling him I don't swing that way, he let "one of his girlfriends" get on because "she" wanted to cyber with me.

There was also a 12-year-old girl who kept trying to cyber with me.

*shudders* It just makes me uncomfortable, so no, I don't cyber.

BTW, I do swing both ways(though, my girlfriend says I should only swing her way); but don't worry, Weasel. I'm not offended.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 1:53 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
BTW, I do swing both ways(though, my girlfriend says I should only swing her way); but don't worry, Weasel. I'm not offended.

The only way I know how to swig is this way:

Girlfriend = mars???

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:05 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Girlfriend = mars???

Sailor Mars? No way, dude. My girl's a heckuva lot cuter than Sailor Mars is.

Besides, there is very little chance of my girlfriend joining here anytime soon.

I'm still trying to get her interested in Forgotten Realms. She's got a lot in common with Liriel Baenre from Daughter of the Drow, so as soon as I get her to read that, she should be interested.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:11 am

I tried cybering once but my thrashing and moaning got me thrown out of the cybercafe

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Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:12 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
I tried cybering once but my thrashing and moaning got me thrown out of the cybercafe ...

ROFLMFAO!!!