Have you ever cybered?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:16 am

Knew you'd like that one Veh.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:19 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Knew you'd like that one Veh.

It's just too classic

Who ever said Dry humour is dead?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:22 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Knew you'd like that one Veh.

Probably reminds him of his youth...

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:28 am

Ha ha Georgi!

Yes, I am comforted to know that in a few years, Vehemence will be a balding, toothless diry old man, just like me.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:34 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Ha ha Georgi!

Yes, I am comforted to know that in a few years, Vehemence will be a balding, toothless diry old man, just like me.

Assumes luke skywalker stance before muttering:

"No, no, it's not true.... noooooooooooooooo"

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:37 am

"Veh, you *know* it to be true...
I *am* your father"

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:39 am

Originally posted by fable:
Why, online, virtual sex, of course! Have you ever done it? Did you present yourself as you are in reallife, or create a separate persona? And how do you judge the experience vis-a-vis the Real Thing?

Never done it, I thought it was a joke first time I heard about it. I'm too fond of the real thing to consider the virtual alternative

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:40 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
"Veh, you *know* it to be true...
I *am* your father"

*Drops to his knees throwing his arms up in the air screaming "Nooooo, I'll never join you, your not my father.... ben... why didn't you warn me!" before throwing himself off into the pit*

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:43 am

Hey! Miss Elegans, now Veh is out of the way (

), we can have a quick go at ot if you want. Just to make sure its not as good as hte real thing you understand.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:54 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
Hey! Miss Elegans, now Veh is out of the way ( ), we can have a quick go at ot if you want. Just to make sure its not as good as hte real thing you understand.

Oh, the plot thickens does it? I should have known it was some elaborate scheme all along!

C Elegans · Post by **C Elegans** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 2:58 am

@Grunt and Veh: Something tells me I'd better stay out of here...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 3:03 am

Originally posted by Vehemence:
Assumes luke skywalker stance

Shame, Han Solo was the cute one

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 3:11 am

ROFL

@Georgi, *ahem* did I ever tell you my friends call me "Indiana"

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 3:20 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
ROFL

@Georgi, *ahem* did I ever tell you my friends call me "Indiana"

After the dog, right?

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:28 am

I regret this even as i am writing but

what is cybering?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:35 am

Cyber S E X

By fable:

Why, online, virtual sex, of course!

[ 08-17-2001: Message edited by: Gruntboy ]

Tom · Post by **Tom** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:43 am

fair enough but...

I fail to visualise. if it involves doing naughty things to the disk drive then no way - im not sure it would work after that kind of treatment.

details please...

(ooohh god what a weird day)

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:47 am

No, I have not. For shame. Perish the very thought.

However, I do have a tattoo of Miyamoto Musashi covering my entire back. Is that relevant?

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:49 am

ROFL

No, though damaging your keyboard is a possibility...

It involves describing lewd activities to each other over private chatroom or a messaging service. Like "phone sex" - that doesn't involve commiting unspeakable acts with the handset does it?

I suppose (

) as with phone sex, you have to stimulate yourself.

Anyway, I hope for your sakes a 3 1/4" is too small for you

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 6:53 am

@loner72, depends if you've anything on your inside legs.

A saw a picture of a guy who had a girl tatooed on his stomach. Legs akimbo with his belly button as her... <snip!>