If you were God, What would the greatest sin be?

Bloodstalker · Post by **Bloodstalker** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 6:19 am

@Sailor,

double post? hehe gotcha

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 7:35 am

Originally posted by fable:
Well, since I would be in all things, I think the ultimate sin would be for anyone to assume that any part of the universe is somehow less than themselves. But since I would be all-merciful, as well, I'd just take the long view, sit back, and let everybody have as much time as they needed to work things out.

Hmmm...Fable, I think you've just described the God we've already got

Saruman · Post by **Saruman** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:02 am

Greatest Sin?

Spamming

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:11 am

Originally posted by Saruman:
Greatest Sin?

Spamming

Figures, since Buck Satan rules the spam...

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:15 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
If I were a goddess, I would consider the worst sin committable to be men abusing women.

...Yeah yeah...

[ 09-05-2001: Message edited by: rapier ]

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:18 am

Originally posted by Bloodstalker:
@Sailor,

double post? hehe gotcha

Check one of the other topics. I got two double posts in one night, one of which cut off half of what I had said one of the two posts of the double post.

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:23 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
Why is that worse than men abusing men, or men abusing children, or women abusing children, or women abusing men... or even children abusing men or women (not that it happens so often) or children abusing other children?

Those are all bad, true; and in God's eyes, all sins are equal.

When I hear a man abusing a woman, it angers me far more than any other wrong deed.

It's something that has always angered me in such a way. Sure, I get mad when I hear about those other things happening, but not near as mad as when I hear about a man abusing a woman.

And I don't just mean physical abuse, either. All kinds of abuse are included in that.

Happy Evil · Post by **Happy Evil** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:48 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:


...When I hear a man abusing a woman, it angers me far more than any other wrong deed. ....

Really??
Even more than abuses of defensless children?

T'lainya · Post by **T'lainya** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 8:51 am

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
If I were a goddess, I would consider the worst sin committable to be men abusing women.

Originally posted by rapier:
Heh, good you can't see the parties my classmates throw...Mhmmmm...

Rapier..abuse is not a joking matter... please edit your post. Many people find jokes about this topic offensive.

[ 09-05-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:05 am

Originally posted by T'lainya:
Rapier..abuse is not a joking matter... please edit your post. Many people find jokes about this topic offensive.

[ 09-05-2001: Message edited by: T'lainya ]

Joking, mhm...Nevermind, edited...

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:28 am

Originally posted by fable:
since I would be all-merciful, as well, I'd just take the long view, sit back, and let everybody have as much time as they needed to work things out.

Um, I hope we can both remember this the next time I post off topic in the TOB forum, Fable...

Seriously, you sound like a pretty great god, although on the other hand, as long as you get

Mighty Naghernaloogaboogaumpalumpasomeoneshukmebaals

name right, you're set....

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:37 am

Anyway, I'm not that interested in being a god - the hours are tough, and the retirement package is NOT great.

If I was a god, I think I would be the God of Indian Food. The person who eats the spiciest curry gets my blessings.

(in a restaurant

customer: "I'll have the sag paneer, and can I have it mild?"

JAKER: <<< SMITE!!! >>>>

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:00 am

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
Anyway, I'm not that interested in being a god - the hours are tough, and the retirement package is NOT great.

If I was a god, I think I would be the God of Indian Food. The person who eats the spiciest curry gets my blessings.

(in a restaurant

customer: "I'll have the sag paneer, and can I have it mild?"

JAKER: <<< SMITE!!! >>>>

Well actually i got a pretty good life insurance when i retire from being god.
The hours aren't that long, and a iusually get one of those angels to do all the work, but nwo and then stupid devil comes along and nags. He's sooooo annoying.
Like this time i just woke up, drank some coffee, and the devil comes along filling my coffee maker with gasoline and buruning it. One of these days i'm goign to kick his ass.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:05 am

@Thorin isn't Odin the all-father?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:10 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
@Thorin isn't Odin the all-father?

Who is Odin.
Is he the poor sap you flamed a few months ago. Is he the guy who started the **** thing. Or is that somebody else. If its some relgion related thing, i won't know,

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:12 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Who is Odin.
Is he the poor sap you flamed a few months ago. Is he the guy who started the **** thing. Or is that somebody else. If its some relgion related thing, i won't know,

Odin is God in Norse mythology.

There was a member called Odin, but i never flamed him.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:18 am

oKAY.

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:28 am

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
oKAY.

Caps lock stuck on?

Read a book called American Gods by Neil Gaiman, it has this really cool idea about Gods and their worshippers

THE JAKER · Post by **THE JAKER** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:34 am

(Booming Voice)

IT NEARS LUNCH TIME ON THE WEST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES!!!! ALL OF MY FAITHFUL SHALL SHOW THEIR DILIGENCE BY GOING OUT TO INDIAN BUFFETS!!!! I WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED IF THERE IS NO FRESH NAN BREAD!!! TO THOSE WHO WISH TO ORDER DRINKS I RECOMMEND A NICE BEER, PERHAPS SIERRA NEVADA ON DRAFT!!!!

(there will be Tums, Tagamet, and other antacids for all of my people afterwards.)

I could get used to this...

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 11:42 am

Originally posted by THE JAKER:
(Booming Voice)

IT NEARS LUNCH TIME ON THE WEST COAST OF THE UNITED STATES!!!! ALL OF MY FAITHFUL SHALL SHOW THEIR DILIGENCE BY GOING OUT TO INDIAN BUFFETS!!!! I WILL BE VERY DISPLEASED IF THERE IS NO FRESH NAN BREAD!!! TO THOSE WHO WISH TO ORDER DRINKS I RECOMMEND A NICE BEER, PERHAPS SIERRA NEVADA ON DRAFT!!!!

(there will be Tums, Tagamet, and other antacids for all of my people afterwards.)

I could get used to this...

DINNER TIME JUST PASSED I AM IN NEED OF SUSTENANCE, JACK DANIELS IF YOU PLEASE. GUINNESS TO WASH IT DOWN.

that is a fairly useful booming voice you have there jaker