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Oreo Cookie Personality Test

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Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreos:

1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreos.

Your Personality:

1. The whole thing
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.

2. One bite at a time.
You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreos this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's okay, not to worry, you're normal.

3. Slow and Methodical.
You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit.

4. Feverous Nibbles.
Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental breakdowns and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.

5. Dunked.
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.

6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie.
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.

7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie.
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's ok, you don't care, you got yours.

8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
You enjoy pain.

9. I just like to lick them, not eat them
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help--immediately.

10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies.
You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to up-scale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.

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oo;; I don't use any of those methods. Well, I sometimes use methods one, five, or six; but most the time, I don't use any of those methods. What's that mean?
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First, somebody explain Oreo cookies. I'm English, y'know... :rolleyes: ;)
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Post by Vehemence »

Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>First, somebody explain Oreo cookies. I'm English, y'know... :rolleyes: ;) </STRONG>
They're brown chocolate cookies with white cream inside. Typical American biscuit, similar to monte carlo's we have in Oz :) Except we have strawberry jam type cream in the filling :D

Saturn: Hmm... guess your a little bit of each then :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Saturn: Hmm... guess your a little bit of each then :D </STRONG>
Oooh, cool?

Nani shiro, I'm about to fall asleep at my keyboard, so I'm goin'. *gives Veh and Georgi each a box of Chocolate Pocky in thanks for the entertainment* *leaves Aegis so he can finish eating Georgi and Veh's do not disturb sign* Geesh, he's a slow eater. Good night! Image
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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>Oooh, cool?

Nani shiro, I'm about to fall asleep at my keyboard, so I'm goin'. *gives Veh and Georgi each a box of Chocolate Pocky in thanks for the entertainment* *leaves Aegis so he can finish eating Georgi and Veh's do not disturb sign* Geesh, he's a slow eater. Good night! Image </STRONG>
LMAO G'night SS :D Aegis should be there a while ;)
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Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
<STRONG>leaves Aegis so he can finish eating Georgi </STRONG>
You know those times when you enter a conversation hakf way through? :eek:

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I don't like Oreo cookies, but if I eat them, I usually tear them apart, eat the half with the creamy stuff on, and throw away the other half. What do you make of that, dear colleague? :D I'm a curious, analytic, psychopathic primadonna? (Which is correct :D )
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@Gruntboy there's no evidence!!! :D

@Veh hmmm, in that case I think I would probably do #6... ;)

@SS thanks and goodnight :)
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>@Veh hmmm, in that case I think I would probably do #6... ;) </STRONG>
Hmmmm.... interesting :p

CE: I think you said it best yourself ;) :D
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i'd have to go with the first option there .... i have a big mouth :D

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I am numbers 5 and 6, depending on my mood. Primarily a Dunker though. :) (is dunker a word?) :rolleyes:

Grunt- I had to read it twice myself! :D :D
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In my days working as a carpenter, oreos and coke cola, was my favorite snack. :D :D Now my teeth hurt everytime I see a oreo. :p
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Chocolate chip cookies. Defintely. Though cinammon buns aren't far behind.
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@Veh: I hate oreos, but I'm dirt poor... Explain that one...

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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Chocolate chip cookies. Defintely. Though cinammon buns aren't far behind.</STRONG>
Fable, tell me about this Cinammon, is she HOT??? :D
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Oreo's taste like crap. Five year old crap. Period.
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Fable, tell me about this Cinammon, is she HOT??? :D </STRONG>
Hot and sticky. You wouldn't believe the buns... :D ;)
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Originally posted by fable:
<STRONG>Hot and sticky. You wouldn't believe the buns... :D ;) </STRONG>

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Post by hinorei »

Originally posted by rapier:
<STRONG>Oreo's taste like crap. Five year old crap. Period.</STRONG>
:eek: rapier has eaten five year old crap? :eek:

@Veh, I'm number 1 and 5. Mainly 5
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