Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>*cheering from the sidelines* </STRONG>
*with renewed vigor, Vehemence jumps up and leaps over to Aegis. Aegis' surprise is his downfall as the two sardines slap him into a daze. At the last seconds before Aegis topples over, Vehemence lines up a special move, the seizmic sardine sushi slap. A pounding wave of energy encircles the two sardines as they join together to form one giant sardine. A bounding SLAP is all that is heard as Aegis is hit so hard he breaks the speed of light, sending him sailing into the orbit.*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>*with renewed vigor, Vehemence jumps up and leaps over to Aegis. Aegis' surprise is his downfall as the two sardines slap him into a daze. At the last seconds before Aegis topples over, Vehemence lines up a special move, the seizmic sardine sushi slap. A pounding wave of energy encircles the two sardines as they join together to form one giant sardine. A bounding SLAP is all that is heard as Aegis is hit so hard he breaks the speed of light, sending him sailing into the orbit.* </STRONG>
Yeah, he's gonna be gone awhile. if it wasn't for me, you two crazy kids might actually have a little privacy...i think i'll stick around and get some sun, however
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG>Yeah, he's gonna be gone awhile. if it wasn't for me, you two crazy kids might actually have a little privacy...i think i'll stick around and get some sun, however
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I think those sardines still have some life in them yet, right Veh?
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Tch, lurkers. They're never satisfied </STRONG>
I'll say! Theres just no impressing some people
These sardines have a whole lotta life
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Name: Weasel
Fish of Choice: Gruntie the Gold fish
Favorite Manuevre: The Speedo Suplex
Rank: Gabbie Jay
Greatest Winning Streaks: None
Longest Losing Streak: 102
"Vile and evil, yes. But, That's Weasel" From BS's book, MD 20/20: Fine Wines of Rocky Flop.
Originally posted by average joe:
<STRONG> joe takes the hint, and rolls of his lawn chair into the tall grass</STRONG>
A guy in a striped uniform walks by... Popcorn, get your popcorn here... Binoculars, we've got binoculars... telescopes too.
You might want to point them in an upwards direction so you can Aegis come crashing back down to earth See if you can see my ego up there too... it's there somewhere
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Name: Weasel
Fish of Choice: Gruntie the Gold fish
Favorite Manuevre: The Speedo Suplex
Rank: Gabbie Jay
Greatest Winning Streaks: None
Longest Losing Streak: 102</STRONG>
Aha! Another contender! Alright! Hmmm... you may be too skilled for Aegis... maybe a good starting contender
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Name: Weasel
Fish of Choice: Gruntie the Gold fish
Favorite Manuevre: The Speedo Suplex
Rank: Gabbie Jay
Greatest Winning Streaks: None
Longest Losing Streak: 102</STRONG>
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>But I thought you wanted to give Veh a chance to use the "have at you" line </STRONG>
joe sticks his head up, some blades of grass tied to a headband as a crude means of camouflage....with the new contestant i might still get the chance....quickly ducks back down and moves to a new location
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
*checks his watch* And your opponent should be arriving any... second... now...
*Aegis falls back to earth... a large crashing sound is heard for many miles*
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Weasel hurls Gruntie the Gold fish and ducks for cover....
"Did I hit???"</STRONG>
*Popcorn and spying equipment goes flying*
Er Weasel, I think you got the popcorn vendor!
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
feeling his eyelids drooping from weariness, joe decides it's time to call it a night. as he starts to rise, he realises he's become tangled in a dense undergrowth. after a futile struggle, he figures with a good night sleep he'll be able to get free. he snuggles into the grass and lays his head down for the night
Totino's party pizzas rock! All a college kid needs to get by....
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