Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament
- Jo_b_1
- Posts: 20
- Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2001 10:00 pm
- Location: Straight out of you know where...
- Contact:
(Mad notices a sign outside that read "Official 23rd Fish Slapping Tournament" and decides to take a look around. He notes Aegis with a deadly looking Sturgeon at his side and Nippy with a big-a$$ cod. In the distance, he notes a fire...a rather large fire that seems to be coming this way)
Hmm...fellas, I think you all may want to run and hide. In fact I think I may do so as well. After the smoke has cleared, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring (i.e. how does one go about doing that?)
Hmm...fellas, I think you all may want to run and hide. In fact I think I may do so as well. After the smoke has cleared, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring (i.e. how does one go about doing that?)
"He who hesitates, meditates in a horizontal position."
Ed Parker
Ed Parker
*Falls off of chair, ROFLMAO!*Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Actually, that's not me... *removes a small carp from her bag* I brought your girlfriend along to watch the tournament, Aegis </STRONG>
Fried Aegis anyone?
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Do I still get points for guessing what movie that's from... although it's too easy, so I suspect notOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I hear it's good with fava beans and a nice chianti.... </STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Yea... I thought so... still you have to give me a chance to make some points here, your already close to getting your free massageOriginally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Nah, that's far too easy </STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Well then I can wait..... must resist... damn, can't.....Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Cool
Don't worry, you'll get your points </STRONG>
FOR NOW! Blast... I gave in to it...
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hmmm, private joke... </STRONG>
Cartoon Law III
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
Any body passing through solid matter will leave a perforation conforming to its perimeter. Also called the silhouette of passage, this phenomenon is the speciality of victims of directed-pressure explosions and of reckless cowards who are so eager to escape that they exit directly through the wall of a house, leaving a cookie-cutout-perfect hole. The threat of skunks or matrimony often catalyzes this reaction.
- Gwalchmai
- Posts: 6252
- Joined: Wed May 09, 2001 11:00 am
- Location: This Quintessence of Dust
- Contact:
Name: Gwally the Knave
Fish of choice: Electric Eel Whip with a bandolero of puffer fish
Favourite Manoeuver: The Indiana Jones Whip-the-fish-outa-his-hand trick
Rank: Coming out of retirement: Unranked
Greatest winning streak: High school graduation ceremony, 1978.
Fish of choice: Electric Eel Whip with a bandolero of puffer fish
Favourite Manoeuver: The Indiana Jones Whip-the-fish-outa-his-hand trick
Rank: Coming out of retirement: Unranked
Greatest winning streak: High school graduation ceremony, 1978.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
- Gibsonajt
- Posts: 129
- Joined: Mon Aug 20, 2001 10:00 pm
- Location: A Semi-Detached Igloo in Bermuda
- Contact:
name: Vlad the slappy
Fish of choice: The red herring of Doom and Fu Manchu the Inflammble Baracuda
favorite maneover: The double backwards somersault over opponent and stick the flaming Fu Manchu up their arse while slapping with the herring
rank: beginner
greatest winning streak: don't have one
Vlad jumps out of helicopter does a double somersault and opens parachute while upside down
Fish of choice: The red herring of Doom and Fu Manchu the Inflammble Baracuda
favorite maneover: The double backwards somersault over opponent and stick the flaming Fu Manchu up their arse while slapping with the herring
rank: beginner
greatest winning streak: don't have one
Vlad jumps out of helicopter does a double somersault and opens parachute while upside down
I'm walking backwards for christmas over the Irish sea
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
was unexepectedly shot.
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
was unexepectedly shot.