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Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

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Yep, a mad Georgi is bad for your health... :D :D
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Let's just see how it plays out...

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(Mad notices a sign outside that read "Official 23rd Fish Slapping Tournament" and decides to take a look around. He notes Aegis with a deadly looking Sturgeon at his side and Nippy with a big-a$$ cod. In the distance, he notes a fire...a rather large fire that seems to be coming this way)

Hmm...fellas, I think you all may want to run and hide. In fact I think I may do so as well. After the smoke has cleared, I'd like to throw my hat in the ring (i.e. how does one go about doing that?)
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Look people, I know I need a big cod-piece but you don't need to comment on it too reguarly... :D :D
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ROFL Nippy

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Post by Georgi »

Originally posted by Aegis:
<STRONG>Heh... The powerful stench of fish...

*Sniff*

Kind've smells like Georgi!</STRONG>
Actually, that's not me... *removes a small carp from her bag* I brought your girlfriend along to watch the tournament, Aegis :D :p :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Actually, that's not me... *removes a small carp from her bag* I brought your girlfriend along to watch the tournament, Aegis :D :p :D </STRONG>
*Falls off of chair, ROFLMAO!* :D :D :D

Fried Aegis anyone? :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Fried Aegis anyone? :D </STRONG>
I hear it's good with fava beans and a nice chianti.... :D ;) :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>I hear it's good with fava beans and a nice chianti.... :D ;) :D </STRONG>
Do I still get points for guessing what movie that's from... although it's too easy, so I suspect not ;) :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Do I still get points for guessing what movie that's from... although it's too easy, so I suspect not</STRONG>
Nah, that's far too easy :p :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Nah, that's far too easy :p :D </STRONG>
Yea... I thought so... still you have to give me a chance to make some points here, your already close to getting your free massage ;) :D
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Yea... I thought so... still you have to give me a chance to make some points here, your already close to getting your free massage ;) :D </STRONG>
Cool :D :cool:
Don't worry, you'll get your points ;)
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ROFLMAO Georgi that was hilarious. :D :D
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Cool :D :cool:
Don't worry, you'll get your points ;) </STRONG>
Well then I can wait..... must resist... damn, can't.....

FOR NOW! :D Blast... I gave in to it... :p
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Originally posted by Nippy:
<STRONG>ROFLMAO Georgi that was hilarious. :D :D </STRONG>
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Originally posted by Vehemence:
<STRONG>Well then I can wait..... must resist... damn, can't.....

FOR NOW! :D Blast... I gave in to it... :p </STRONG>
Hmmm, private joke... ;) :D :p
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Originally posted by Georgi:
<STRONG>Hmmm, private joke... ;) :D :p </STRONG>
:D :p ;)
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You people are just too bad...

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Name: Gwally the Knave
Fish of choice: Electric Eel Whip with a bandolero of puffer fish
Favourite Manoeuver: The Indiana Jones Whip-the-fish-outa-his-hand trick
Rank: Coming out of retirement: Unranked
Greatest winning streak: High school graduation ceremony, 1978.
That there; exactly the kinda diversion we coulda used.
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name: Vlad the slappy
Fish of choice: The red herring of Doom and Fu Manchu the Inflammble Baracuda
favorite maneover: The double backwards somersault over opponent and stick the flaming Fu Manchu up their arse while slapping with the herring
rank: beginner
greatest winning streak: don't have one


Vlad jumps out of helicopter does a double somersault and opens parachute while upside down
I'm walking backwards for christmas over the Irish sea
I've tried walking sideways or the front but people just say it's a publicity stunt
I'm walkin....arggggg
(Ahem) The singer Count Jim Fayes
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