Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Wed Aug 29, 2001 11:10 am

LOL, sorry Sleepy, I shall desist however I can say naught for my companions...

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Tue Sep 04, 2001 6:39 am

originally posted by Gwalchmai:
Dark Angle

I'm Australian not English even though i live in england

(Calls in fishy riot police)
they start beating up rioters with sturgeons

In the distance there is a loud rumbling everybody stops what they are doing, the rumbling gets closer and a horde or herd of sheep come pouring over the hill ,sihilouetted against the skyline, and they charge into the fish fray bleating their war cries

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Tue Sep 04, 2001 2:32 pm

but the bezerking donkies wearing their battle paint rush onto the scene from the middle of nowhere, and spam.

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 9:45 am

The sheep see's there age old enemies the donkeys and charge them amid bleating and eeeaaaaaawwwwwwwwws one donkey in particular looks resigned with his tail pinned on his backside and is heard to mutter 'not again'

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Wed Sep 05, 2001 10:24 am

Surprised by the attack of the sheep the donkeys retreat into the hills where they fortify themselves and blast the sheep with anti-sheep missiles, and run them over with honda civics.

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Thu Sep 06, 2001 8:37 am

more cyborg sheep clones come over the hill and the donkeys fire at them the clones see they have an enemy and assimilate all the donkeys

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Sep 06, 2001 9:01 am

Suddenly the Flying Pigs of Power fly in and drop dung on the enemies head...

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Thu Sep 06, 2001 10:33 am

the enemies being the fish fighters that started the topic

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Thu Sep 06, 2001 10:35 am

...how off-topic can one get...

Gibsonajt · Post by **Gibsonajt** » Thu Sep 06, 2001 11:09 am

exactly

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 3:35 pm

I say time for the next fish slapping tournament.
Now that would be the 41st? or is it the 109th?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Fri Dec 14, 2001 3:52 pm

Whatever it is, it's way up there...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 3:17 pm

If this tournament is annual... how come it resurfaces every couple of months?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 6:04 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
If this tournament is annual... how come it resurfaces every couple of months?

Please no questions.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 6:51 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Please no questions.

Oh, I'm all in favour of more frequent fish slapping tournaments

I just think they need renaming

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 7:44 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Oh, I'm all in favour of more frequent fish slapping tournaments I just think they need renaming

What do you suggest.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 9:23 pm

something fresh, and inspiring... Something with lights... With... SPANDAX!

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 9:31 pm

*feigns ignorance

* What's a fish slapping tournament?

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Sat Dec 15, 2001 10:15 pm

Have you been gone for that long?

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Sun Dec 16, 2001 6:52 am

Originally posted by Aegis:
Have you been gone for that long?

@Aegis-I'm afraid so