Official 23rd Annual Fish Slapping Tournament

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 4:07 pm

*Calmly moves to the side of the large dinosaur. He then bows, and exits the arena, a champion of another tournament.*

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 5:42 pm

ROFL

Originally posted by Aegis:
What? that pitiful attempt? Please... My Brilliant Red toga of Protection has withstood the power of Vehemence's attacks...

Yeah, and it even protected you when he sent you into orbit...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 7:26 pm

*rises up immediately but still dazed and confused*

Hey, that DID hurt!

*checks out Aegis' sturg*

This ain't real fish, it's made of die-cast metal!

(Talk about your fish being rich in iron...

)

So you wanna play dirty, eh...

*gets his Stingrays equipped with Ultra-electro-magnetic tails*

*launches his Stingrays using the Quicksilver technique*

TAKE THAT!

WHEEEEENNGGGG, PZZZZTTTT, SMACK!

WHEEEEENNGGGG, PZZZZTTTT, SMACK!

WHEEEEENNGGGG, PZZZZTTTT, SMACK!

WHEEEEENNGGGG, PZZZZTTTT, SMACK!

WHEEEEENNGGGG, PZZZZTTTT, SMACK!

SPLAG!!!!

Aegis falls, lying on his back with his magnificent-looking toga shredded and all...

...but what caught the audience's attention was this big grin on his face with his eyes still wide open staring at nothing!

Maharlika checks out his fallen adversary ("The cheat!") and notices that Aegis is mumbling something despite his fixed grin (ala the Joker's dead victims)...

..."...Georgi... you're so good with the whip..."

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 7:50 pm

A few things. First, I left the arena pally boy... Can't hit a man out of the arena.

Second, You right on the nose thier Georgi... This toga protected me against that orbit attack...

Lastly.. Only Georgi and I know about that experiance that one night when she was very, very drunk...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:02 pm

*yells, Heeeerrrrro kill that man for no apparent reason*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:04 pm

I'm going to assume that was some weird twist on a Gundam Wing quote...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:06 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
I'm going to assume that was some weird twist on a Gundam Wing quote...

To be honest, Relena yelled that while standing in a moving plane door while flying over Antarctica.

No weird twist.

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:10 pm

Missed that one.... Oh well... At least it makes more sense then AYB...

Shadow Sandrock · Post by **Shadow Sandrock** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:13 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Missed that one.... Oh well... At least it makes more sense then AYB...

Or "Flaming pickles and drowning porcupines and slap-happy beavers with lumpy milk attacking Texan girls"

*begins to barbecue his angelfish*

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 8:53 pm

Yes... Of course...

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 9:01 pm

Originally posted by Shadow Sandrock:
To be honest, Relena yelled that while standing in a moving plane door while flying over Antarctica.

No weird twist.

*takes Noin's part*

"[Sandy], stop. You should never do something so evil as to wish the death of your own brother."

Aegis · Post by **Aegis** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 9:30 pm

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 9:47 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
Zha?

*giggles* The person 'lena asked Heero to kill turns out to be her brother. Noin is the one who tells her that, right after she calls for Heero to kill the dude.

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Mon Dec 17, 2001 10:18 pm

Originally posted by Aegis:
A few things. First, I left the arena pally boy... Can't hit a man out of the arena.

Just goes to show that my Stingrays are very effective in knocking you off cold --- you forgot what really happened.

You see, I used the time-winder gadget (thanks, Fas!) and smacked you right before you even thought of heading back to your sanctum.

Lastly.. Only Georgi and I know about that experiance that one night when she was very, very drunk...

*whispers at Aegis... she was THAT good?

*sings* Hurts so good... come on beybeh, it hurts so good... sometimes love dont feel like it should... yeah, hurts so good...

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 12:45 am

Name: Maharlika
Fish of choice: Two-handed Whale Shark of Smashing/Ultra-electro-magnetic Stingrays
Favourite Manoeuver: Whale Shark Roundhouse/Quick Silver Stingers
Rank: just turned professional
Greatest winning streak: none at the moment, but I did love seeing Aegis with his in-Limbo-Joker-grin

-- Aegis didn't even give me the time to sign up the form before getting the initiative to smack me!

--Maharlika--

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Tue Dec 18, 2001 1:05 am

Originally posted by Maharlika:
-- Aegis didn't even give me the time to sign up the form before getting the initiative to smack me!

That's probably because Aegis is practically religious when it comes to his fish...uh...smacking.

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 9:32 pm

Just can't resist to keep this topic alive

Maharlika · Post by **Maharlika** » Thu Jan 10, 2002 10:16 pm

Originally posted by KidD01:
Just can't resist to keep this topic alive

You bet.

From an Asian to another...

SMACK!
SMACK!
SMACK!

SMACK-ity!
SMACK-ity!

SMACK!
SMACK!

*sees KIdD in a slumber state*

Now where did that come from?

*whispers to KIdD* I think you're "IT".

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 7:09 am

Oh my, what ever did I start???

Ah the good ol days...

*sits in his chair looking up with a smile*

Nippy · Post by **Nippy** » Thu Jan 17, 2002 9:38 am

*Sigh* you are all children.

@ Maharlika, how about a COMM tag team? You and me against Aegis and Sandy? We'd kick ass...

*Pulls out his Cod of Mega Hurtage*