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Live report! The secret of the Doc's laboratory

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Live report! The secret of the Doc's laboratory

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*Holding a microphone and speak to a videorecorder*

I finally obtained a key to the infamous laboratory run by Dr. Waverly. There are many rumours about activities of this scientist, though no one has ever told the full story so far. I cannot tell how I managed to pass through the gate, as I was helped by some insiders who themselves could be in danger. I have only limited time to look around while the doc is away, so let's move on.

*Stand in front of a door*
Here we are...

<LABORATORY: DO NOT ENTRE WITHOUT AUTHORIZATION>

*Open the door and entre*

This room is dark... There is a large mirror on a wall, and another wall is covered by... 24 monitors. Presumably for securi... hold on, it's a shower room, bathrooms, and these are bedrooms! I can see someone having shower! :eek: Oh, no, what a hairy ar.. Ooops, excuse me. :o

Now, let me see... A large desk with three computer terminals. Top drower is locked. Hmm, how about this one... Cameras and videorecorders. To record his research, I suppose. And in the bottom drower, I found... photographs of... OMG! Young ladies in lingeries and some are actually nude... these are taken in a bathroom!
Ahem. I must pull myself...

Here is a cabinet. In here, there are chemicals, medicines and pills... Oh, I've never seen purple pills before. Hmmm. Magnifying glasses, a couple of microscopes with one electron, and binoculars!? A half dozens of bottles of... some kind of samples. Cages of... looks like rats... Ummm.

Now, how about this covered... Some kind of machines and electric cables. He must be using these for examinations. No doubt.
What are these? Handcuffs, chains, canesm whips... candles?? :rolleyes:
What are those black rubber like things... :eek: <$%&^;£$^>!!!
*Throw away what she accidentally grasped*

*Walk to another door*
I was told this is his private room, so let's see...

OH MY GOD!!! :eek: Portraits and photographs of the Doc himself all over the main wall! :eek: Another wall is covered with mirrors and...
A life-size statue of the Doc posing... ahhh, Michaelangelo's David!! :eek:

*Examine the statue eagerly from top to bottom*
Ummm, he doesn't have particularly large... Oh, sorry. :o

*Hear telephone rings*
I must go...

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ROTFLMAO I'm glad to see the video taping paid off. You going to sell it to the Globe or the Enquirer??
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:eek: :eek: :eek:
Nature’s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
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I can see someone having shower! Oh, no, what a hairy ar.. Ooops, excuse me.

OMG...Waverly told me my shower didn't have cameras.. :o :mad: :o
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Minerva: Good job on this one :)
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Weasel, he took pictures of you in lingerie too.

Damn he's got my monkey pics.
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OMG.. :mad: Not in my Anti-Flame panties.. :o :o :o
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Weasel: ROFL :) So, you live with Doc Waverly? ;)
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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Weasel: ROFL :) So, you live with Doc Waverly? ;) </STRONG>

I was hired as a guard in Doc's laboratory, but now I don't know. :mad: :o
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From Minerva's report, everything was bugged and had video access.
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Weasel: What sort of things has Wavelry had you guard? :eek:

;)
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What Minerva video taped. :D

I think Weasel might be out of a job. :(
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Originally posted by Vivien:
<STRONG>Weasel: What sort of things has Wavelry had you guard? :eek:

;) </STRONG>
Like DP said..."What Minerva video taped"...the only thing is I didn't know about all of this. The less questions I asked the more my pay check was. I think I will turn him in to BBB. :mad:
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>
Originally posted by Vivien:
[qb]Weasel: What sort of things has Wavelry had you guard? :eek:

;) </STRONG>
Like DP said..."What Minerva video taped"...the only thing is I didn't know about all of this. The less questions I asked the more my pay check was. I think I will turn him in to BBB. :mad: [/QB]

What's the BBB? Booze, Broads, and Buicks?
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Booze, Broads, and Buicks?
I see you have heard of them...They will get to the end of this crime. :mad:

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Are you sure that they won't give him a reward?
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>Are you sure that they won't give him a reward?</STRONG>
From the notes and tapes I took with me (Just for investigation purposes :) ) I believe our Doc has been cutting out the BBB on the profit he is making.
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I hope there is nothing in there to incrimmate you. :eek:
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Originally posted by Darkpoet:
<STRONG>I hope there is nothing in there to incrimmate you. :eek: </STRONG>
Well I wasn't searching for stuff about me...but if I did pick it up...I will turn...What...hold on I have a fire.....


(burn burn burn)


OK I put the fire out....bad news...some of the tapes burnt. :) I still have the one's of the rest of you though. I will turn them over to the BBB :D :D
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Originally posted by Weasel:
<STRONG>Well I wasn't searching for stuff about me...but if I did pick it up...I will turn...What...hold on I have a fire.....


(burn burn burn)


OK I put the fire out....bad news...some of the tapes burnt. :) I still have the one's of the rest of you though. I will turn them over to the BBB :D :D </STRONG>

Which pictures are they, with or without the monkey?
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