The Harem Tent

Brink · Post by **Brink** » Fri May 18, 2001 7:53 pm

Waverly-Good night,master of the flames

Georgi-Good night to you as well

[ 05-18-2001: Message edited by: Brink ]

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Fri May 18, 2001 7:55 pm

What do you mean inept cleric? Anomen, after all has a Ring of Swift Recovery

Well so long Waverly, hope you drop by again sometime soon.

BTW has anybody seen Lady Jennabard around? Hope she finds her way over here.

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sat May 19, 2001 1:12 am

Originally posted by Waverly:
@loner: I didn't mean to kill him. My flail of ages slipped.

Hmmm, a likely story...

Greetings Drakron

Waverly · Post by **Waverly** » Sat May 19, 2001 3:30 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
we Ladies of the Dark Flame need swift kick in the proverbial pants.

Oh. Another Freudian near-quote.

Vehemence · Post by **Vehemence** » Sat May 19, 2001 5:35 am

A harem? Here? In symland? Well I can't exactly say I'm surpised. It was a simple matter of when, not if.

Requirements:

supple wrist (for vigorous cream whipping): Um, sorry, after years of spanking the monkey, my wrists have gone limp, I'm barely able to type on this keyboard

submissive nature: blind in one eye, follows guide dog all day, can't cut up own food.

housetrained *Carries a sign around neck saying "Will pee on rug for attention"*

Hmmm... 0 out of 3... perhaps I should try out next year, that is, if someone hasn't smited your asses off the face of the planet by then

*innocent smile*

Hey, don't look at me like that, I've seen stranger things occur here!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat May 19, 2001 6:27 am

Ladies, the jacuzzi is running. All the jets are running properly.

The cream is whipped, boots are polished. BTW Anomen is out drinking with Waverly, chasing bar wenches.

[ 05-19-2001: Message edited by: Darkpoet ]

KidD01 · Post by **KidD01** » Sat May 19, 2001 7:43 am

Nobody move ! This is a raid ! Weasel I'll be watching the door, while you plunder this place !

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 19, 2001 7:56 am

. BTW Anomen is out drinking with Waverly, chasing bar wenches.

Well DP, as a dedicated slave perhaps you ought to remind Anomen of his duties. Tell him that we'll remove his Ring of Swift Recovery if he doesn't behave himself. Not to mention that the Razor could be employed as a lethal weapon

!

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat May 19, 2001 8:03 am

Yyyyyes, Mmmmamam.

Darkpoet runs to the tavern and brings back the drunk Anomen. Who is giggling and saying, he is long and lasting.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat May 19, 2001 8:52 am

Harem eh?

<Gruntboy pops into the Harem. He comes out several hours later with a *big* grin in his face>

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:00 am

PANTY RAAAIIIDDDD!!!!!!!!!

Dammit!!!

i didn't know they made sooooo much fetish wear.

Gruntboy · Post by **Gruntboy** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:04 am

ROFL.

At several hours though it was more like a panty "occupation" than a raid.

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:09 am

Originally posted by Gruntboy:
ROFL.

At several hours though it was more like a panty "occupation" than a raid.

a couple of hours? i've been here a week!

these gals need to take a nap so i can sneek out from under this bed!!

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:32 am

Thank You DP. Perhaps to sober Anomen up a very cold bath is in order?It also sounds as though the tent needs something of a cleaning, all those guests.......

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:38 am

Do you want to burn them out, perhaps?

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:44 am

Hmmmm....that might work. Now where did I put those firebreath potions?????

Darkpoet · Post by **Darkpoet** » Sat May 19, 2001 9:46 am

"They are right next to the make the man limp potions. " :eek;

dragon wench · Post by **dragon wench** » Sat May 19, 2001 10:06 am

Ah yes....now I remember....Cheers!
Anyway, must attend to my real life, later

leedogg · Post by **leedogg** » Sat May 19, 2001 10:21 am

ouch,sh##, ouch, d*mm*t!!!!

run for the hills grunty!. that d*mn wench has a flame thrower!

*"HE HE HE, that'll teach ya not to hide under the bed!!!" the dragon wench shouts as leedogg scampers away.*

i shall seek revenge!!

scully1 · Post by **scully1** » Sat May 19, 2001 11:00 am

*sigh* (shakes head)

This was a bad idea...