Stupid Questions

EMINEM · Post by **EMINEM** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 9:37 am

Teachers say that the only stupid question is the one never asked... baloney! I have a plethora of them which, if you have the time or inclination, you can attempt to answer. Feel free to post some of your own.

Question #1. If the driver of a car travelling at lightspeed turns on the head- lights, will he be able to see the road?

Question #2. If you deliver a knockout punch to sleeping person, will he wake up or slip directly into unconsciousness?

Question #3. If men have mens prisons, and women have womens prisons, where do hermaphrodites go?

Question #4. If "pro" in the opposite of "con," what is the opposite of "Progress"?

Question #5. If you give a healthy person CPR, will he become healthier?

Xandax · Post by **Xandax** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 10:52 am

Question #1. If the driver of a car travelling at lightspeed turns on the head- lights, will he be able to see the road?

Not a stupid question, infact it is a very good question in science.
Is lighspeed the higesth speed possible, or is there something faster.
And what happens to something reaching the speed of light. (Yes I'm aware of the theroy of relativity and all that - but it is a theory, and yes - I'm awere of the clock-experitments etc. but that was not lightspeed

)

Question #2. If you deliver a knockout punch to sleeping person, will he wake up or slip directly into unconsciousness?

Directly into unconsciousness.

Question #3. If men have mens prisons, and women have womens prisons, where do hermaphrodites go?

I don't know.

Question #4. If "pro" in the opposite of "con," what is the opposite of "Progress"?

That depends on the contex you use it, ei. if you are progressing towards a point, you can retreat away from the point.

Question #5. If you give a healthy person CPR, will he become healthier?

Nope.

See no stupid question.

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Xandax ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 10:58 am

If a tree falls onto my house will anyone hear it?

rapier · Post by **rapier** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:05 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
If a tree falls onto my house will anyone hear it?

If a tree falls on your house, will anyone...[insert what I thínk here...]

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: rapier ]

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:06 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
If a tree falls onto my house will anyone hear it?

They would probably hear your screams for miles around

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:14 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
They would probably hear your screams for miles around

LMAO, you seem to think that there is anyone for a mile around, i live in the country !

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:19 am

Originally posted by Mr Sleep:
 LMAO, you seem to think that there is anyone for a mile around, i live in the country !

No, I'm just not underestimating the power of your scream

Besides, I said miles

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

Mr Sleep · Post by **Mr Sleep** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:22 am

Originally posted by Georgi:
No, I'm just not underestimating the power of your scream

Besides, I said miles

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]

Well my screams are mostly more like ughs

BTW i am off for a bit (ergo tomorrow), see you all later

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 11:29 am

Bye Sleepy

Panther Blkct · Post by **Panther Blkct** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 12:16 pm

Originally posted by EMINEM:


Question #1. If the driver of a car travelling at lightspeed turns on the head- lights, will he be able to see the road?

Nope, but he will be able to see the ditch he crashes into.

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 12:29 pm

Question #2. If you deliver a knockout punch to sleeping person, will he wake up or slip directly into unconsciousness?

Lets try it out.
Come over here Aegis. No first put down the fish and come here. Thats it, good boy. Pkay no i'm going to knock you out with this overgrown hamster. Okaay =, he's out.
Now for the knockout punch. Who wants the honor?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 12:34 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
Lets try it out.
Come over here Aegis. No first put down the fish and come here. Thats it, good boy. Pkay no i'm going to knock you out with this overgrown hamster. Okaay =, he's out.
Now for the knockout punch. Who wants the honor?

But now he's already knocked out, not sleeping...

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 12:39 pm

No arguing.
No spamming
Not talking.

I would love to sleep with you

I'm sure you would.

I'll stop for now...

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 12:49 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
I'll stop for now...

Hmmm, maybe you're not as stupid as you look

Sailor Saturn · Post by **Sailor Saturn** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 12:59 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
Hmmm, maybe you're not as stupid as you look

Nah, he's just not ready for a permanent sex change.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 1:12 pm

Originally posted by Sailor Saturn:
I might be interested if he had a permanent sex change.

You really think it would be that big an improvement?

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 1:16 pm

Originally posted by Georgi:
You really think it would be that big an improvement?

Now i'll go into all the ladies underware stores.

Gruntby and Foul would aprove, although i really shouldn't listen to those two.

Hmmm, maybe you're not as stupid as you look

How can you see me. Do you have some sort of camera thing a ma jig which lets you see people that only stalkers use?

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 1:24 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
How can you see me. Do you have some sort of camera thing a ma jig which lets you see people that only stalkers use?

Just an inspired guess, obviously touched a nerve though

ThorinOakensfield · Post by **ThorinOakensfield** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 1:26 pm

Especially with all the stalkers around.
Georgi, Sailor Saturn and he alter ego goons, Gruntboy, and some more.

Georgi · Post by **Georgi** » Sat Sep 08, 2001 1:39 pm

Originally posted by ThorinOakensfield:
I thought someone else might have better stalking equipment than I do.

Don't worry Thorin, I'm sure nobody's as good a stalker as you

[ 09-08-2001: Message edited by: Georgi ]